#WhenItHappens
i still have my nicest, coldest bottle of bubbles ready for #whenithappens ... but tonight's feeling pretty effin close
November 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
#whenithappens I plan to grab the special bottle of bubbly I've been saving for the moment, and go directly to the bus to NYC, drink the bottle on the bus, and get out in Midtown to party in the streets and every bar I come upon. SOON. 🍾🥂
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If I don't have champers in the house when it happens I'm going with white wine, soda water, and a dash of orange cordial for colour. Don't bother trying to judge me because I will be ecstatic even if I don't have any white wine left in the house.
#WhenItHappens
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Tonight just might be the night #WhenItHappens. I'm stocked up on wine & spirits.
October 24, 2026 at 11:25 PM
'Hallelujah' from "Hit the Deck". My middle school performed this musical.
Great movie cast. #WhenItHappens

From the lyrics:

"Satan lies a-waitin' (for Trump)
And creatin' skies of grey (skies of grey)
But hallelujah, hallelujah
Helps to shoo the clouds away"

youtu.be/hRkL7CLoY48?...
Hallelujah | Hit The Deck | Warner Archive
YouTube video by Warner Bros. Classics
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October 25, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Count myself and @sonusexmachina.com in this group #WhenItHappens
The number of Americans who apparently have a *specifically designated* bottle of champagne somewhere in their home is absolutely shocking
October 21, 2026 at 6:36 PM
A 20-year old armagnac for me. For #WhenItHappens. (And I kinda know it will happen next year.)
October 21, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I was in the hospital for a hip replacement on Obama's election night & a nurse woke me up to say all the cheering outside was by elated staffers. I'm counting on similar barrier-of-sound noise #whenithappens.
October 15, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Inktober 2026 Day 15: Hooray

Sometimes, something happens that just... makes everyone happy. Maybe it's today, maybe it's tomorrow. But you'll know when it happens. #Inkober2026 #Inktober26 #Inktober #Art #Hooray #WhenItHappens
October 14, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I, too, have a tan suit for #WhenItHappens. And an expensive bottle of armagnac.
October 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I'm worried about the beer shortage that will happen almost immediately. #WhenItHappens
October 9, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Ambulance at the White House.
(@somethingelse459 TT)

#washingtondc #bigbeautifulday #whitehouse
#whenithappens
October 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I cannot wait for “the day”.

#theday
#whenithappens
Trump: "Annie 'Trannie' Andrews is running against our wonderful Darline Graham for the Senate in South Carolina ... Trannie is not for South Carolina, and South Carolina must show, in the upcoming Election, that it is not for her."
October 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
October 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
My money's on a hemorrhagic stroke, please. #ItsGoingToHappen #whenithappens #timesarrow
Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess ... They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!'"
October 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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#inktober2026 #flashfiction #writesky #whenithappens 🪐📚
October 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM