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One in five Irish households are millionaires www.irishtimes.com/business/202...

When I was younger, I wanted to start a brewery named Lumbrewjack. End of message.

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Just found pills in my son’s room. Sat him down and had a long talk about it. Turns out they’re vitamins for hair growth. Kid looked me dead in the eye and said, ‘I can’t go bald, Dad.’ Man, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Fatherhood is wild. #CrazyKids #HairGrowth #WhereDidIGoWrong

“Did you hear about Pittsburgh’s goalie? Crosby’s their goalie, right?” —my dad just now #wheredidIgowrong