Excuse me, waiter? This salad is definitely not chicken.

I ordered a five-star meal, and you bring me plants? Unacceptable. Zero tuna, zero treats—just leaves. Someone call management.

#MoonTheCat #WhereIsTheMeat #NotImpressed

"Quorn is not a hard limit", the bf, just now. Do you think I should stand for that? #whereisthemeat?