Where have those lips been though sweetie?

#BOPS #WhiteFatherProblems

Being a white father can either be a problem or a privilege, depending on how you frame things (gangsta rap in the background again btw 🥵)

#BOPS #BuiltForBlack #WhiteFatherProblems

This is what your daughter wears to meet her Black boyfriend

#BNWO #WhiteBoyFifthColumn #WhiteFatherProblems

They saw you checking out that Black guy that walked past. You're busted chief!

#BNWO #WhiteBoyFifthColumn #WhiteFatherProblems

Fuck Dad, you want to see WHAT happen to me and Mum?

#BNWO #WhiteBoyFifthColumn #WhiteFatherProblems

White dads can't even take the family out and about on a Sunday without ending up like this. Disaster!

#BNWO #WhiteBoyFifthColumn #Blacked #WhiteFatherProblems

"You can't tell my Dad about this"

Definitely tell Dad about this, he'll be launching ropes

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"What does married life look like"

This.

Not a complaint by the way. If you're hungry, you'll always eat.

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"As a white husband, what does your sex life look like?"

It looks like this, bro. I always start on my knees at the edge of the bed, eating and moaning like some kind of starved animal.

This is financial advice.

#BNWO #WhiteBoyFifthColumn #WhiteFatherProblems

I messaged my daughters to ask them where they were and they just sent me this as their reply! What do I do guys?

#WhiteFatherProblems

When he winked I almost nutted in my pants, I wonder if my family will smell the oceans of precum I'm swimming in here when they wake up 😅 #WhiteFatherProblems