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✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets ▶ Princess Rap Battle shirts: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/whitneyavalon/ ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0r1E9XKtXibuc3flHnZH4i ▶ Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/bs/album/princess-rap-battle-snow-white-vs-elsa-feat-katja-glieson/918670507 Once upon a rhyme... Snow White and Elsa throw down in an epic rap battle. ** CREDITS ** Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Snow White: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com Elsa: Katja Glieson http://youtube.com/katjaglieson Cinderella: Alice Prime https://www.instagram.com/aliceprime/ Aurora: Briana White http://www.briana-white.com/ Merida: Caroline Gayle Tiana: Shawana Carter Beats / Recording Engineer: Mario Gorito http://mariogorito.com Music Mix: Ryan Elder Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Assistant Camera: Vanessa Ward VFX: Brant Duncan Make-up Artists: Rebecca Lee Castro, Bibianna Lopez Still Photographer: Starline Hodge Technical Advisor: Margaret Helmer Production Designer: Ian Duncan Associate Producer: Kathryn Feeney Production Coordinator: Mary Bonney Grip: Jim Burzelic Snow & Aurora Seamstress: Brianne Gillen Special Thanks: Aaron Kunkel, Josh Sasson, Brad Clapper, Dave Lyons, Aaron Moles, Nick Campbell, David Seger, Jim Klimek, Justin Johnson For licensing or business queries: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE LYRICS ** ANNOUNCER: Snow White versus Elsa! Let the rap battle begin! SNOW WHITE: It’s not lame that my aim here’s to tell you the truth I’ll hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame The fact that you can’t claim the same is really a shame I’m the original princess, you’re a copy of a copy I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy I’m fragile but agile, rarely cross I am sweet, you can tweet, I’m a treat, like a boss ELSA: Who the hell are you to step to me? An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency You got no skills ‘cuz you’re focused on your looks And let’s get to what was up with you and those seven shnooks (Hi, ho!) I’ve heard you sing – it’s a high-pitched chirp You’re dopey. SNOW: You’re grumpy. ELSA: You’re a bashful twerp. That squeaky, meek demeanor is an awful choice I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice SNOW WHITE: Um, you should know, that’s not singing, you’re just yelling At least now I can’t heard the mean lies you’re telling You could’ve grieved with your sister from the start But no, you’re the one who’s really got a frozen heart You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it Had the chance to do better, but like a porn star, you blew it As for your powers, they’re hardly legit You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit Does it really count as magic if when you let it go The only thing that moves is ice and snow? I talk to animals and it always impresses You’re just a blonde snow-blower in sparkly dresses ELSA: That’s right, manipulating snow, I’m the best at that game Which means you’re under my control ‘cuz that’s your stupid name And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? (Duh) And who needs a man to save and kiss ya? I’m savvy, strong, single, and so independent You’re the weakest role model while I am transcendent You’re a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest I’m the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean You’re one ditzy princess, I’m a motherf'ing queen Thanks to those who helped with subtitles: Quek Videos (Spanish), Mario Gorito and Commenter (Portuguese), Estella Lee (Traditional Chinese), Gamby Neko (French), Law Chen / Zass17 (Chinese - Hong Kong), Дима Столярчук (Russian), Mario Liedtke (German), Italian (EternaLoveCL), Lady Peebles (Vietnamese), Dan Sjöström (Swedish). ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **

✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets ▶ Princess Rap Battle shirts! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/whitneyavalon/ ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/cinderella-vs.-belle-princess/id976177175 ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/5FEpbQXJtwEGbYZOmBQ87M Something magical is afoot! Cinderella (Sarah Michelle Gellar) and Belle (Whitney Avalon) throw down in the fourth Princess Rap Battle. Behind the scenes: https://youtu.be/F1T6gnzOwz0 Karaoke version: https://youtu.be/7dqh_vA0B3k For press, licensing, or business queries: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** CREDITS ** Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Belle: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon Writer / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com http://twitter.com/thestevegossett Cinderella: Sarah Michelle Gellar http://facebook.com/sarahmichellegellar http://twitter.com/sarahmgellar http://instagram.com/sarahmgellar/ Goldilocks: Emily Goss http://twitter.com/emilygoss650 Buttercup: Ali Williams http://twitter.com/onlyalicat Little Red: Courtney Merritt http://twitter.com/otruenyc Pocahontas: Nikki Mejia https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7145923/ Gaston: Michael Harris http://twitter.com/harris_actor888 Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Assistant Camera: Vanessa Ward 2nd AC / Data Tech: Alex Cason Composer / Music Mix / Mastering: Ryan Elder http://www.ryaneldermusic.com Make-up / Hair: Patty Jarvis, Amy Wiener Make-up Artist for Ms. Gellar: David De Leon Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Production Manager: Leia Crawford Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan Recording Engineer: Mario Gorito http://mariogorito.com Key Grip: John Marion PA/Grip: Jim Burzelic Gaffer: Dan Colmenares 1st AD: T.C. DeWitt Set Decoration / Sound Engineer: Fionnegan Justus Murphy Craft Service / Stills: Candace Lauren Ostler Asst. Editor / VFX / BTS Camera: Mike Manasewitsch Playback: Alex Frew PA: Alexa Border Technical Advisor: Margaret Helmer Location: Matt Truebe http://frequency.com Special Thanks: David B. Lyons, JoAnne Colonna, Nick Campbell ** #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE LYRICS ** CINDERELLA Another princess in my shadow come to covet my crown You clowns wanna throw down with the best in a gown? I’m the legendary story of rags to riches Rhymes sharper than a needle and I’m giving out stitches (ha!) Like a wilting rose you can’t step to my flows These girls are trippin’, did they cut off their toes? I deserve all the praise for the foot-fetish craze I’ve got itty-bitty kicks, but legs for days Let’s look at your mentality, Freud loves your abnormality The Stockholm Syndrome Story: Beauty and the Bestiality Of course you’re bitter, I’m the number one star Pumpkin carriage, perfect marriage, no one cares who you are BELLE What’s my name? (Belle!) What’s it mean? (Beauty!) I’m the perfect combination of brains and booty While I’m gaining knowledge you’re losing your pumps Like Mrs. Potts I’m serving shots and dishing out lumps Cindy’s dreaming she’s important, well, somebody should wake her This gold-digging trophy wife’s the royal babymaker Fear the nerdy, wordy princess ‘cause I’m throwing more shade Than the willow tree growing on your dead mother’s grave Your tale as old as time sets us back fifty years Do your chores, clean the floors ‘til a man just appears You’re shallow and obsessed with looks and how you’re dressed You wanna live like Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our guest CINDERELLA Oh, I’m the one who’s shallow ‘cause your prince was really hairy? The Beast was in the friend zone ‘til he gave you his library Your points have no merit, you’re jealous, declare it Like I’ve always said: if the shoe fits, wear it I’m the American dream with a fairy-tale wedding You’ve got teapots for friends and I think your man’s shedding Some things are meant to be like love at first sight Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was mine before midnight BELLE A relationship rookie wants to rap about romance? You can’t fall in love after just one dance My prince saved my life and don’t be misled I want a man in the street but a beast in the bed Your film stars mice and cats with an old, fat fairy Your silly story’s shoehorned into freakin’ “Tom and Jerry” You say you want to party, next you run off down the halls It’s like you always choke once you make it to the balls CINDERELLA You think that’s funny? Here’s a history lesson, honey My movie saved the studio when Walt was out of money You followed in my footsteps, without me there’s no you Disney built an empire on these tiny glass shoes BELLE If you’re so adored where’s your Academy Award? I’m the smart female heroine that can’t be ignored The moral of our quarrel and why I’ve got you beat It’s what’s inside that matters not the size of your feet Translators: Mario Liedtke (German), Mario Gorito (Portuguese), Nickolay Olikhver (Russian), Amy Underworld (French), Ana EBD (Spanish), EternaLoveCL (Italian)