The inventor of envelopes was such a freak. Like, what do you mean I have to lick it? You couldn’t just come up with a peel-and-stick option? Nah, you wanted me to put my saliva on your creation… wild. #EnvelopeFreak #LickIt #WhoCameUpWithThat #OldSchoolProblems #EnvelopeStruggles #GottaLickIt