If my cat gets avian flu I will John Wick.
February 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If my cat gets avian flu I will John Wick.
convinced Wick to try on one of those internet fits.
March 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM
convinced Wick to try on one of those internet fits.
Probably should admit that last night I watched John Wick for the first time.
Heads up: John Wick - good movie.
They should make some sequels.
Heads up: John Wick - good movie.
They should make some sequels.
November 17, 2024 at 7:45 AM
Probably should admit that last night I watched John Wick for the first time.
Heads up: John Wick - good movie.
They should make some sequels.
Heads up: John Wick - good movie.
They should make some sequels.
August 21, 2026 at 11:38 PM
ME: welcome home John Wick
JOHN WICK: thanks roomie. How’s my tamagotchi?
ME: *starts sweating profusely*
JOHN WICK: thanks roomie. How’s my tamagotchi?
ME: *starts sweating profusely*
November 13, 2024 at 2:59 AM
ME: welcome home John Wick
JOHN WICK: thanks roomie. How’s my tamagotchi?
ME: *starts sweating profusely*
JOHN WICK: thanks roomie. How’s my tamagotchi?
ME: *starts sweating profusely*
Happy 62nd birthday to Keanu Reeves, who has always understood the assignment.
September 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Happy 62nd birthday to Keanu Reeves, who has always understood the assignment.
WICK WICK WICK WICK WICK🕯️
October 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
WICK WICK WICK WICK WICK🕯️
GUNSMAN: you’re john wick
JOHN WICK: I’m john wick
GUNSMAN: may I recommend the house shotgun
JOHN WICK: [sniffing shell like a cork] excellent. I would also like sixteen kimber warriors [pays with a single pirate coin]
JOHN WICK: I’m john wick
GUNSMAN: may I recommend the house shotgun
JOHN WICK: [sniffing shell like a cork] excellent. I would also like sixteen kimber warriors [pays with a single pirate coin]
March 31, 2026 at 3:15 PM
GUNSMAN: you’re john wick
JOHN WICK: I’m john wick
GUNSMAN: may I recommend the house shotgun
JOHN WICK: [sniffing shell like a cork] excellent. I would also like sixteen kimber warriors [pays with a single pirate coin]
JOHN WICK: I’m john wick
GUNSMAN: may I recommend the house shotgun
JOHN WICK: [sniffing shell like a cork] excellent. I would also like sixteen kimber warriors [pays with a single pirate coin]
John Wick is short for Johnson Wikipedia.
September 20, 2026 at 4:22 PM
John Wick is short for Johnson Wikipedia.
John Wick and the Chocolate Factory
December 2, 2024 at 8:39 PM
John Wick and the Chocolate Factory
John Wick? You mean Keanu Grieves?
December 28, 2024 at 12:35 PM
John Wick? You mean Keanu Grieves?
I finally watched JOHN WICK.
I kept thinking, while watching it, that John Wick is just Ken whose job is Gun.
I kept thinking, while watching it, that John Wick is just Ken whose job is Gun.
January 17, 2024 at 4:01 AM
I finally watched JOHN WICK.
I kept thinking, while watching it, that John Wick is just Ken whose job is Gun.
I kept thinking, while watching it, that John Wick is just Ken whose job is Gun.
John Wick 5 ?!?!?
Im Thinking Im Back John Wick GIF
ALT: Im Thinking Im Back John Wick GIF
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April 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
John Wick 5 ?!?!?
JOHN WICK: [shoots fifty dudes]
WINSTON: jonathan you’re expelliarmus. I have no choice but to instigato you to the syndicaticus
HOT LADY: thats right
[she tries to kill John Wick]
WINSTON: jonathan you’re expelliarmus. I have no choice but to instigato you to the syndicaticus
HOT LADY: thats right
[she tries to kill John Wick]
March 31, 2026 at 3:15 PM
JOHN WICK: [shoots fifty dudes]
WINSTON: jonathan you’re expelliarmus. I have no choice but to instigato you to the syndicaticus
HOT LADY: thats right
[she tries to kill John Wick]
WINSTON: jonathan you’re expelliarmus. I have no choice but to instigato you to the syndicaticus
HOT LADY: thats right
[she tries to kill John Wick]
John Wick nunca falha...
January 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
John Wick nunca falha...
wow there really is a john wick line for every occasion
January 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
wow there really is a john wick line for every occasion
ME: hello John Wick how was your day
JOHN WICK: not good roomie, I could sure use a refreshing gogurt *opens refrigerator* who ate the last gogurt
ME: *starts sweating*
JOHN WICK: not good roomie, I could sure use a refreshing gogurt *opens refrigerator* who ate the last gogurt
ME: *starts sweating*
January 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
ME: hello John Wick how was your day
JOHN WICK: not good roomie, I could sure use a refreshing gogurt *opens refrigerator* who ate the last gogurt
ME: *starts sweating*
JOHN WICK: not good roomie, I could sure use a refreshing gogurt *opens refrigerator* who ate the last gogurt
ME: *starts sweating*