Way better than wieners
March 26, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Way better than wieners
The Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026
March 21, 2026 at 3:57 AM
The Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026
It is done! Behold:
"Wieners, O Wieners (wieners wieners [wieners])"
I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY APPROVED THIS. I'm dead. ☠️ They only let me make it free for 5 days so GO GET IT and review it in some silly way and then report it to a library or school district or whatever and get it banned 🥳 #lifegoals
"Wieners, O Wieners (wieners wieners [wieners])"
I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY APPROVED THIS. I'm dead. ☠️ They only let me make it free for 5 days so GO GET IT and review it in some silly way and then report it to a library or school district or whatever and get it banned 🥳 #lifegoals
September 26, 2024 at 8:59 PM
It is done! Behold:
"Wieners, O Wieners (wieners wieners [wieners])"
I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY APPROVED THIS. I'm dead. ☠️ They only let me make it free for 5 days so GO GET IT and review it in some silly way and then report it to a library or school district or whatever and get it banned 🥳 #lifegoals
"Wieners, O Wieners (wieners wieners [wieners])"
I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY APPROVED THIS. I'm dead. ☠️ They only let me make it free for 5 days so GO GET IT and review it in some silly way and then report it to a library or school district or whatever and get it banned 🥳 #lifegoals
Boys with small wieners are hot!
October 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Boys with small wieners are hot!
yall better have your wieners out
October 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
yall better have your wieners out
Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
WASHINGTON—Saying that Americans should anticipate certain lifestyle changes as a result of his newly announced tariffs, President Donald Trump informed the nation Thursday that they better start liki...
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April 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
Who ordered wieners? 😈
December 16, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Who ordered wieners? 😈
Saw some wieners this time. Nature is healing 😌
March 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Saw some wieners this time. Nature is healing 😌
i love looking at wieners i mean good morning
August 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
i love looking at wieners i mean good morning
I love wieners!
May 13, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I love wieners!
Why are soft wieners so hot tho
May 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Why are soft wieners so hot tho
Seeing y'all's wieners got me like
June 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Seeing y'all's wieners got me like
Three wieners inside me at once would fix me
October 6, 2023 at 8:41 PM
Three wieners inside me at once would fix me
Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
theonion.com/trump-i...
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Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
WASHINGTON—Saying that Americans should anticipate certain lifestyle changes as a result of his newly announced tariffs, President Donald Trump informed the nation Thursday that they better start liking those little canned wieners. “Hope you aren’t too attached to whatever fancy crap you eat now, because those little wiener dogs in the cans are coming back […]
theonion.com
April 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
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Repost if you like tall hairy dads with erect wieners 😜
October 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Repost if you like tall hairy dads with erect wieners 😜
There’s no skin on THESE wieners
August 31, 2023 at 1:00 PM
There’s no skin on THESE wieners
Caught again shoving wieners in my mouth. 😋🌭
December 31, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Caught again shoving wieners in my mouth. 😋🌭
FOUR WIENERS SIDE BY SIDE
THIS IS INCREDIBLE
THIS IS INCREDIBLE
May 23, 2026 at 3:01 PM
FOUR WIENERS SIDE BY SIDE
THIS IS INCREDIBLE
THIS IS INCREDIBLE
Wieners out
September 1, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Wieners out
Augie volunteers for all measuring tasks using wieners.
April 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Augie volunteers for all measuring tasks using wieners.