Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it...
September 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it...
A UFC fight. Weird way to celebrate Will Patton and Boy George’s birthdays but okay whatever.
June 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
A UFC fight. Weird way to celebrate Will Patton and Boy George’s birthdays but okay whatever.
You guys wanna see me do a BRAND NEW hour of material at this year’s C2E2 in Chicago? Ticket link is below! This WILL sell out! www.showclix.com/event/patton...
March 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You guys wanna see me do a BRAND NEW hour of material at this year’s C2E2 in Chicago? Ticket link is below! This WILL sell out! www.showclix.com/event/patton...
And the official narrator for Stephen King's upcoming novel Other Worlds than These is:
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
Patton Oswalt to Narrate Audiobook of Stephen King’s Final 'Talisman' Novel 'Other Worlds Than These' (Exclusive)
Patton Oswalt will narrate the audiobook of Stephen King and Peter Straub's final 'Talisman' novel 'Other Worlds Than These,' PEOPLE can exclusively announce. The trilogy's last book follows beloved p...
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May 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
And the official narrator for Stephen King's upcoming novel Other Worlds than These is:
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
Milliarden Menschen erfahren gerade, dass "I will always love you" nicht von Whitney Huston sondern Dolly Patton ist.
August 30, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Milliarden Menschen erfahren gerade, dass "I will always love you" nicht von Whitney Huston sondern Dolly Patton ist.
Patton: It says that DOJ lawyers are the president's lawyers, correct?
McGuire: That's what it says, yes.
Patton: It says any attorney that refuses to advance administration policies will be subject to discipline or termination?
McGuire: Yes, I understood the policy.
McGuire: That's what it says, yes.
Patton: It says any attorney that refuses to advance administration policies will be subject to discipline or termination?
McGuire: Yes, I understood the policy.
February 26, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Patton: It says that DOJ lawyers are the president's lawyers, correct?
McGuire: That's what it says, yes.
Patton: It says any attorney that refuses to advance administration policies will be subject to discipline or termination?
McGuire: Yes, I understood the policy.
McGuire: That's what it says, yes.
Patton: It says any attorney that refuses to advance administration policies will be subject to discipline or termination?
McGuire: Yes, I understood the policy.
TOMORROW’S THE BIG DAY. My new special Tea & Scotch will be available on Gorilla Comedy+! Use code “PATTON” to get one month free.
May 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
TOMORROW’S THE BIG DAY. My new special Tea & Scotch will be available on Gorilla Comedy+! Use code “PATTON” to get one month free.
Patton Oswalt on my show slams Trump for cheering that Stephen Colbert's show ended. Patton explains that Trump doesn't get that Colbert will be even bigger and freer off of corporate TV. Watch conversation here: youtu.be/_dSXwgKP_bQ?...
Patton Oswalt: Trump celebrating Stephen Colbert going off the air means he doesn't get what's next
YouTube video by The Dean Obeidallah Show
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May 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Patton Oswalt on my show slams Trump for cheering that Stephen Colbert's show ended. Patton explains that Trump doesn't get that Colbert will be even bigger and freer off of corporate TV. Watch conversation here: youtu.be/_dSXwgKP_bQ?...
Patton Oswalt is going to read the third book in the Talisman trilogy. OTHER WORLDS THAN THESE will be out in October. I'm totally stoked that he agreed to do it. Spoiler alert: There's a character in the book who's a stand-up comedian. His name is...Payton Orville.
Coincidence? I think not.
Coincidence? I think not.
April 16, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Patton Oswalt is going to read the third book in the Talisman trilogy. OTHER WORLDS THAN THESE will be out in October. I'm totally stoked that he agreed to do it. Spoiler alert: There's a character in the book who's a stand-up comedian. His name is...Payton Orville.
Coincidence? I think not.
Coincidence? I think not.
Patton Oswalt was on Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend recently, and they not only chatted about #StarTrek: #StrangeNewWorlds, but Patton dropped some surprising news about returning as his Vulcan named Doug. 🖖
Patton Oswalt Reveals His Funny Vulcan Will Return In Paramount+’s 94% RT Sci-Fi Series
More Doug.
screenrant.com
July 2, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Patton Oswalt was on Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend recently, and they not only chatted about #StarTrek: #StrangeNewWorlds, but Patton dropped some surprising news about returning as his Vulcan named Doug. 🖖
General Patton was right, but he underestimated what it will take to beat them again.
February 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
General Patton was right, but he underestimated what it will take to beat them again.
"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity."
~ General Patton
~ General Patton
June 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity."
~ General Patton
~ General Patton
Happy 70th Birthday, Will Patton!
June 14, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Happy 70th Birthday, Will Patton!
NPR's Ayesha Rascoe plays the puzzle with WUNC listener Andrew Patton and Weekend Edition Puzzlemaster Will Shortz
Sunday Puzzle: "To Be Announced"
NPR's Ayesha Rascoe plays the puzzle with WUNC listener Andrew Patton and Weekend Edition Puzzlemaster Will Shortz
n.pr
April 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
NPR's Ayesha Rascoe plays the puzzle with WUNC listener Andrew Patton and Weekend Edition Puzzlemaster Will Shortz
Sherman: “I will burn Atlanta and march to the sea after the midterms.”
Patton: “I will relieve Bastogne, but only after the midterms.”
Washington: “After the midterms, we shall besiege Cornwallis.”
Patton: “I will relieve Bastogne, but only after the midterms.”
Washington: “After the midterms, we shall besiege Cornwallis.”
Exclusive: Trump has rejected Iran's proposal for a seven-day ceasefire and has told aides he expects to resume bombing Iran after the midterms, officials said.
Trump Rejects Iran Ceasefire, Expects Renewed Bombing After Midterms
The president is skeptical that Tehran will meet his demands.
on.wsj.com
September 26, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Sherman: “I will burn Atlanta and march to the sea after the midterms.”
Patton: “I will relieve Bastogne, but only after the midterms.”
Washington: “After the midterms, we shall besiege Cornwallis.”
Patton: “I will relieve Bastogne, but only after the midterms.”
Washington: “After the midterms, we shall besiege Cornwallis.”
I assume since Patton Oswalt is back Link will be unbanned any moment now.
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I assume since Patton Oswalt is back Link will be unbanned any moment now.
They deserved Ben Affleck but not Steve Buscemi and Will Patton
December 27, 2024 at 1:08 AM
They deserved Ben Affleck but not Steve Buscemi and Will Patton
Tomorrow in Eugene, Oregon! MINOR THREATS SIGNING!
Matt Fraction, Patton Oswalt, and Laura and Michael Allred and I will be doing a signing at Books With Pictures! August 8th, 2025, from 5-7 (please note Patton has an early show and has to leave the signing by 6:00 pm!) @bwp-eug.bsky.social
Matt Fraction, Patton Oswalt, and Laura and Michael Allred and I will be doing a signing at Books With Pictures! August 8th, 2025, from 5-7 (please note Patton has an early show and has to leave the signing by 6:00 pm!) @bwp-eug.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Tomorrow in Eugene, Oregon! MINOR THREATS SIGNING!
Matt Fraction, Patton Oswalt, and Laura and Michael Allred and I will be doing a signing at Books With Pictures! August 8th, 2025, from 5-7 (please note Patton has an early show and has to leave the signing by 6:00 pm!) @bwp-eug.bsky.social
Matt Fraction, Patton Oswalt, and Laura and Michael Allred and I will be doing a signing at Books With Pictures! August 8th, 2025, from 5-7 (please note Patton has an early show and has to leave the signing by 6:00 pm!) @bwp-eug.bsky.social
Pete Hegseth makes George McClellan look like George Patton:
"With Driscoll’s departure, the Army will lack any Senate-confirmed civilian or military leaders."
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
"With Driscoll’s departure, the Army will lack any Senate-confirmed civilian or military leaders."
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Exclusive | Army Secretary Resigns After Months of Friction With Hegseth
Dan Driscoll had a close relationship with ousted Army chief of staff.
www.wsj.com
August 31, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Pete Hegseth makes George McClellan look like George Patton:
"With Driscoll’s departure, the Army will lack any Senate-confirmed civilian or military leaders."
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
"With Driscoll’s departure, the Army will lack any Senate-confirmed civilian or military leaders."
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
the function of patton oswalt's language was as social norm enforcement, not policy proposal. he was participating in constructing/reinforcing a social norm that excusing or downplaying CSA is unwelcome and will be met with social consequences. by banning patton, aaron is communicating the opposite>
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
the function of patton oswalt's language was as social norm enforcement, not policy proposal. he was participating in constructing/reinforcing a social norm that excusing or downplaying CSA is unwelcome and will be met with social consequences. by banning patton, aaron is communicating the opposite>
Patton being the first person to integrate black tankers because his pathological need to win triumphed over his racism will never not be amusing to me.
July 22, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Patton being the first person to integrate black tankers because his pathological need to win triumphed over his racism will never not be amusing to me.
"Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser."
September 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser."