Is Chinese state media getting more access than US media at the White House today?
Yes, Trump is a sphincter winkey. He's a twatwaffle with bad hair and he sleeps in his makeup.
Yes, Trump is a sphincter winkey. He's a twatwaffle with bad hair and he sleeps in his makeup.
September 24, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Is Chinese state media getting more access than US media at the White House today?
Yes, Trump is a sphincter winkey. He's a twatwaffle with bad hair and he sleeps in his makeup.
Yes, Trump is a sphincter winkey. He's a twatwaffle with bad hair and he sleeps in his makeup.
Look at what I just made
December 4, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Look at what I just made
Oh hell no.
Somebody at Winkey Soft programmed the killer robots to use Donovan's killer uppercuts.
#retrogaming
Somebody at Winkey Soft programmed the killer robots to use Donovan's killer uppercuts.
#retrogaming
May 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Oh hell no.
Somebody at Winkey Soft programmed the killer robots to use Donovan's killer uppercuts.
#retrogaming
Somebody at Winkey Soft programmed the killer robots to use Donovan's killer uppercuts.
#retrogaming
#goodmorning,
Winkey-winkey, #kinky ( #tanuki) ;P
#spit #spitplay (unlocked!)
No, really though, #brandwhore for #flinttsmints.
Literally perpetual cottonmouth. The Sahara. (Genetic, pharmaceutical, recreational, anxiety)
#promosky #spicysky #kinksky #18+ #nsfw #nsfwsky #goonsky #goodmorningbsky
Winkey-winkey, #kinky ( #tanuki) ;P
#spit #spitplay (unlocked!)
No, really though, #brandwhore for #flinttsmints.
Literally perpetual cottonmouth. The Sahara. (Genetic, pharmaceutical, recreational, anxiety)
#promosky #spicysky #kinksky #18+ #nsfw #nsfwsky #goonsky #goodmorningbsky
July 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
#goodmorning,
Winkey-winkey, #kinky ( #tanuki) ;P
#spit #spitplay (unlocked!)
No, really though, #brandwhore for #flinttsmints.
Literally perpetual cottonmouth. The Sahara. (Genetic, pharmaceutical, recreational, anxiety)
#promosky #spicysky #kinksky #18+ #nsfw #nsfwsky #goonsky #goodmorningbsky
Winkey-winkey, #kinky ( #tanuki) ;P
#spit #spitplay (unlocked!)
No, really though, #brandwhore for #flinttsmints.
Literally perpetual cottonmouth. The Sahara. (Genetic, pharmaceutical, recreational, anxiety)
#promosky #spicysky #kinksky #18+ #nsfw #nsfwsky #goonsky #goodmorningbsky
Headline: President Obama Announces a Historic Nuclear Deal with Iran. July 14, 2015.
tRump is a stinking sphincter winkey.
tRump is a stinking sphincter winkey.
March 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Headline: President Obama Announces a Historic Nuclear Deal with Iran. July 14, 2015.
tRump is a stinking sphincter winkey.
tRump is a stinking sphincter winkey.
He's got a small winkey😂
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
He's got a small winkey😂
you can't interact with taskbar icons when using winkey during a fullscreen application. dawg this OS sucks such heavy balls
February 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
you can't interact with taskbar icons when using winkey during a fullscreen application. dawg this OS sucks such heavy balls
FUCKIN WINKEY
THE HOUSE ELF THAT GETS TRAUMATIZED BY BEING FREED
AND S.P.E.W.!!!
This is gonna be a beautiful schadenfreude train wreck if nothing else, goddamn
THE HOUSE ELF THAT GETS TRAUMATIZED BY BEING FREED
AND S.P.E.W.!!!
This is gonna be a beautiful schadenfreude train wreck if nothing else, goddamn
August 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
FUCKIN WINKEY
THE HOUSE ELF THAT GETS TRAUMATIZED BY BEING FREED
AND S.P.E.W.!!!
This is gonna be a beautiful schadenfreude train wreck if nothing else, goddamn
THE HOUSE ELF THAT GETS TRAUMATIZED BY BEING FREED
AND S.P.E.W.!!!
This is gonna be a beautiful schadenfreude train wreck if nothing else, goddamn
JESSE FUCKING WINKEY
April 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
JESSE FUCKING WINKEY
tRumpo floats prosecuting Obama as a distraction from his problems.
Shut up you rancid sphincter winkey.
Shut up you rancid sphincter winkey.
July 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
tRumpo floats prosecuting Obama as a distraction from his problems.
Shut up you rancid sphincter winkey.
Shut up you rancid sphincter winkey.
Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Winkey+L is pretty fun
August 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Winkey+L is pretty fun
If you have to give someone instructions how to use some piece of software, write out every step one at a time, and illustrate with screenshots.
On a Windows computer, you can select an area of specific dimensions to screenshot by hitting WinKey+Shift+S. It makes my life so much easier.
On a Windows computer, you can select an area of specific dimensions to screenshot by hitting WinKey+Shift+S. It makes my life so much easier.
January 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If you have to give someone instructions how to use some piece of software, write out every step one at a time, and illustrate with screenshots.
On a Windows computer, you can select an area of specific dimensions to screenshot by hitting WinKey+Shift+S. It makes my life so much easier.
On a Windows computer, you can select an area of specific dimensions to screenshot by hitting WinKey+Shift+S. It makes my life so much easier.
Oh no. I’m in trouble
July 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Oh no. I’m in trouble
o windows 11 trava quando uso o atalho winkey + v e isso me dá vontade de enfiar o notebook no cu de bill gates
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
o windows 11 trava quando uso o atalho winkey + v e isso me dá vontade de enfiar o notebook no cu de bill gates
Tinky Winkey
Dipsey
La-la
Po
Dipsey
La-la
Po
February 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Tinky Winkey
Dipsey
La-la
Po
Dipsey
La-la
Po
His last name in Winkey lol
June 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
His last name in Winkey lol
Recommended for those running Windows 11:
01) Hit 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝙺𝚎𝚢+𝚁, enter 𝚐𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝.𝚖𝚜𝚌 and click 𝗢𝗞.
02) Drill-down to 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 > 𝘈𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 > 𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 > 𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘈𝘐.
03) Configure settings as per the screenshot below.
This should safeguard you from Microsoft AI fuckery.
01) Hit 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝙺𝚎𝚢+𝚁, enter 𝚐𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝.𝚖𝚜𝚌 and click 𝗢𝗞.
02) Drill-down to 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 > 𝘈𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 > 𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 > 𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘈𝘐.
03) Configure settings as per the screenshot below.
This should safeguard you from Microsoft AI fuckery.
June 2, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Recommended for those running Windows 11:
01) Hit 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝙺𝚎𝚢+𝚁, enter 𝚐𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝.𝚖𝚜𝚌 and click 𝗢𝗞.
02) Drill-down to 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 > 𝘈𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 > 𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 > 𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘈𝘐.
03) Configure settings as per the screenshot below.
This should safeguard you from Microsoft AI fuckery.
01) Hit 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝙺𝚎𝚢+𝚁, enter 𝚐𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝.𝚖𝚜𝚌 and click 𝗢𝗞.
02) Drill-down to 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 > 𝘈𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 > 𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 > 𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘈𝘐.
03) Configure settings as per the screenshot below.
This should safeguard you from Microsoft AI fuckery.
So apparently there’s a Windows keyboard shortcut that @sarth.tech discovered and we’re both cracking up
Ctrl + Alt + Shift + WinKey + L
Ctrl + Alt + Shift + WinKey + L
April 7, 2024 at 6:31 AM
So apparently there’s a Windows keyboard shortcut that @sarth.tech discovered and we’re both cracking up
Ctrl + Alt + Shift + WinKey + L
Ctrl + Alt + Shift + WinKey + L
life protip: write a big post, screenshot it (winkey shift + S, or cropped screenshot), paste it in, cut your original text and paste it as the alt-text.
It will let you do megaposts that look very natural.
It will let you do megaposts that look very natural.
May 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
life protip: write a big post, screenshot it (winkey shift + S, or cropped screenshot), paste it in, cut your original text and paste it as the alt-text.
It will let you do megaposts that look very natural.
It will let you do megaposts that look very natural.
In a just and fair world Evan would be sitting in one of his five mansions reaping the rewards of being a brilliant cartoonist.
Instead, he has to settle for having his book sell out.
Congrats, Pal! Now go play with Winkey!!!
Instead, he has to settle for having his book sell out.
Congrats, Pal! Now go play with Winkey!!!
Old, tired but grateful cartoonist talks about his new book in a free video post on his Patreon. There's an announcement at the end. Also, Winky the Pirate Cat attempts to sabotage the video at least three times.
Thank you very much for your support. #NerdInferno www.patreon.com/posts/157025...
Thank you very much for your support. #NerdInferno www.patreon.com/posts/157025...
May 1, 2026 at 2:48 AM
In a just and fair world Evan would be sitting in one of his five mansions reaping the rewards of being a brilliant cartoonist.
Instead, he has to settle for having his book sell out.
Congrats, Pal! Now go play with Winkey!!!
Instead, he has to settle for having his book sell out.
Congrats, Pal! Now go play with Winkey!!!
Oh my god SHUT THE FUCK UP VINKE WINKEY
After days of backlash, Larian's CEO says it would be "irresponsible" not to experiment with AI:
Baldur's Gate 3 Director Says It Would Be 'Irresponsible' Not To Experiment With AI - Kotaku
The Larian CEO has been facing backlash from angry fans
kotaku.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Oh my god SHUT THE FUCK UP VINKE WINKEY
Updated guide for Windows 11 25H2:
1) Hit Winkey+R, type "gpedit.msc" and click OK.
2) Drill-down to Computer Configuration -> Administrative Templates -> Windows Components -> Windows AI.
3) Configure as below.
These settings are permanent and will not be modified unless you join a domain.
1) Hit Winkey+R, type "gpedit.msc" and click OK.
2) Drill-down to Computer Configuration -> Administrative Templates -> Windows Components -> Windows AI.
3) Configure as below.
These settings are permanent and will not be modified unless you join a domain.
October 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Updated guide for Windows 11 25H2:
1) Hit Winkey+R, type "gpedit.msc" and click OK.
2) Drill-down to Computer Configuration -> Administrative Templates -> Windows Components -> Windows AI.
3) Configure as below.
These settings are permanent and will not be modified unless you join a domain.
1) Hit Winkey+R, type "gpedit.msc" and click OK.
2) Drill-down to Computer Configuration -> Administrative Templates -> Windows Components -> Windows AI.
3) Configure as below.
These settings are permanent and will not be modified unless you join a domain.
Hi! ♥
Here is how to disable "Voice Clarity" on Windows 11 (auto enabled as part of an update)
It is a local running noise suppression.
It can mess with existing setups and recordings, especially not speech focused ones (e.g. ASMR)
It's heavily marketed as AI and trained on unknown datasets
#noai
Here is how to disable "Voice Clarity" on Windows 11 (auto enabled as part of an update)
It is a local running noise suppression.
It can mess with existing setups and recordings, especially not speech focused ones (e.g. ASMR)
It's heavily marketed as AI and trained on unknown datasets
#noai
August 17, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Hi! ♥
Here is how to disable "Voice Clarity" on Windows 11 (auto enabled as part of an update)
It is a local running noise suppression.
It can mess with existing setups and recordings, especially not speech focused ones (e.g. ASMR)
It's heavily marketed as AI and trained on unknown datasets
#noai
Here is how to disable "Voice Clarity" on Windows 11 (auto enabled as part of an update)
It is a local running noise suppression.
It can mess with existing setups and recordings, especially not speech focused ones (e.g. ASMR)
It's heavily marketed as AI and trained on unknown datasets
#noai