Calling it M$ is my culture. bsky.app/profile/vint...
June 16, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Calling it M$ is my culture. bsky.app/profile/vint...
(proudly) microshaft winblows
February 19, 2026 at 10:54 PM
(proudly) microshaft winblows
Satirical windows parody games from the 90s warned us and yet we did not listen.
January 20, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Satirical windows parody games from the 90s warned us and yet we did not listen.
Rest in PISS Playz on Microsoft WinBLOWS: 1999-2026
HOLY FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ACTUALLY WORKED
HOLY FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ACTUALLY WORKED
April 29, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Rest in PISS Playz on Microsoft WinBLOWS: 1999-2026
HOLY FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ACTUALLY WORKED
HOLY FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ACTUALLY WORKED
This has never been more relevant.
September 23, 2026 at 2:55 AM
This has never been more relevant.
From the team that brought us Microshaft Winblows 98
July 26, 2026 at 8:27 PM
From the team that brought us Microshaft Winblows 98
It's very Micro$haft Winblows
there is nothing that makes me stop listening to someone faster than using snarky nicknames when referring to dangerous oligarchs. you're not funny or smart for calling him "elongated muskrat". please stop.
January 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It's very Micro$haft Winblows
when kevin mitnick randomly visited my office he said "winblows" out loud and it filled my heart
June 16, 2026 at 3:53 AM
when kevin mitnick randomly visited my office he said "winblows" out loud and it filled my heart
Yes I love interface games
September 4, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Yes I love interface games
Microshaft Winblows 98 by Parroty Interactive (the guys who bought us *ahem* Pyst, Star Warped, and The X-Fools) is a parody of the then upcoming Microsoft operating system Windows 98. It featured small games such as "Winblows Exploder", "Billagotchi", and "Reject Bin".
July 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Microshaft Winblows 98 by Parroty Interactive (the guys who bought us *ahem* Pyst, Star Warped, and The X-Fools) is a parody of the then upcoming Microsoft operating system Windows 98. It featured small games such as "Winblows Exploder", "Billagotchi", and "Reject Bin".
Anything but winblows.
December 12, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Anything but winblows.
Cheetolini is the new worst Microshaft Winblows style nickname I've seen
February 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Cheetolini is the new worst Microshaft Winblows style nickname I've seen
Don’t let it be you! Keep using microsucks winblows
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Don’t let it be you! Keep using microsucks winblows
"microslop winblows" lol did this guy just out of a time machine from the 90s
May 31, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"microslop winblows" lol did this guy just out of a time machine from the 90s
Microshaft Winblows 98 realistic take
April 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Microshaft Winblows 98 realistic take
we should have all listened to the developers of Pyst
July 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
we should have all listened to the developers of Pyst
michaelsoft winblows 0 bapple 1 *wrestling bell*
June 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
michaelsoft winblows 0 bapple 1 *wrestling bell*
September 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
funniest fight i ever saw working at the waffle house was between two dudes straight out the etlingville club over whether linux was pronounced lynn-ux or lie-nux. guys who unironically said "microshaft winblows" every time. history has proven linux users to be correct so i hope they're doin okay
April 23, 2026 at 11:42 PM
funniest fight i ever saw working at the waffle house was between two dudes straight out the etlingville club over whether linux was pronounced lynn-ux or lie-nux. guys who unironically said "microshaft winblows" every time. history has proven linux users to be correct so i hope they're doin okay
The day has finally come...
Presenting....
Microshaft WinBlows 98
Presenting....
Microshaft WinBlows 98
August 7, 2026 at 8:25 PM
The day has finally come...
Presenting....
Microshaft WinBlows 98
Presenting....
Microshaft WinBlows 98
I'm a fan of Linux. I think it's pretty obvious if you've followed me for any length of time. I think windows has serious flaws and problems and I would rather avoiding it if I can.
But I honestly think that calling it Windoze or Winblows or whatever is kinda cringe
But I honestly think that calling it Windoze or Winblows or whatever is kinda cringe
February 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm a fan of Linux. I think it's pretty obvious if you've followed me for any length of time. I think windows has serious flaws and problems and I would rather avoiding it if I can.
But I honestly think that calling it Windoze or Winblows or whatever is kinda cringe
But I honestly think that calling it Windoze or Winblows or whatever is kinda cringe
found a leaked screenshot from Windows 12
March 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
found a leaked screenshot from Windows 12
"Micro$oft" and "Winblows" always made me turbo cringe, but I find "Microslop" delightful for reasons I can't articulate.
March 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
"Micro$oft" and "Winblows" always made me turbo cringe, but I find "Microslop" delightful for reasons I can't articulate.
You all rolled your eyes at me whenever I typed out Micro$oft or Micro$hit Winblows in the early 2000's, but it looks like I was right all along!
September 26, 2026 at 6:11 AM
You all rolled your eyes at me whenever I typed out Micro$oft or Micro$hit Winblows in the early 2000's, but it looks like I was right all along!