Bug threatens windshield.
Emmer cuts a promo on Democrats: "Come January 3, 2027, you will regret ever putting your name on a ballot!"
November 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Bug threatens windshield.
you ever throw a rock at a windshield? we’re pretty good at making windshields
November 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
you ever throw a rock at a windshield? we’re pretty good at making windshields
Captain Windshield
Air to Ground Message:
BIRD STRIKE ON CAPTAIN WIND SHIELD AT 6000 FT, CLIMBING OUT OF FLL, ALL INDICATIONS NORMAL
Area: Orlando, FL, USA
Type: Airbus A320
A: #a16413fbf9e
F: #f1921f6302a
BIRD STRIKE ON CAPTAIN WIND SHIELD AT 6000 FT, CLIMBING OUT OF FLL, ALL INDICATIONS NORMAL
Area: Orlando, FL, USA
Type: Airbus A320
A: #a16413fbf9e
F: #f1921f6302a
November 8, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Captain Windshield
November 13, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Dont touch my windshield wipers!
November 12, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Dont touch my windshield wipers!
November 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Bon lundi givré les Skyes!
Cat Slips on Icy Car Windshield in Snow
ALT: Cat Slips on Icy Car Windshield in Snow
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November 9, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Bon lundi givré les Skyes!
November 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Pro tip if you see a cybertruck behind you on the highway you can use your windshield wash to force them to use their stupid giant windshield wiper 💦
November 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Pro tip if you see a cybertruck behind you on the highway you can use your windshield wash to force them to use their stupid giant windshield wiper 💦
Why does this make it look like he has windshield wiper tits…
November 13, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Why does this make it look like he has windshield wiper tits…
hitting the porch with a fresh mug of coffee and hearing the sound of someone scraping the ice off their windshield 🥰🍂
November 13, 2026 at 1:39 PM
hitting the porch with a fresh mug of coffee and hearing the sound of someone scraping the ice off their windshield 🥰🍂
I feel like being a brat rn
Curious Raven on Car Windshield
ALT: Curious Raven on Car Windshield
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November 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I feel like being a brat rn
Very bright and chilly by the river this morning.
November 13, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Very bright and chilly by the river this morning.
“War on Cars” leaflet drop. It rained last night so these things are a real bitch to get off your windshield. Maybe not effective propaganda.
These fake tickets are on cars in Harbord Village this morn. At 1st thought there was a blitz. Reports they're all over Cabbagetown too.
I am so sick of every tiny gain in safety & mobility being violently opposed by drivers. Denouce this shit everywhere you can.
I am so sick of every tiny gain in safety & mobility being violently opposed by drivers. Denouce this shit everywhere you can.
November 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
“War on Cars” leaflet drop. It rained last night so these things are a real bitch to get off your windshield. Maybe not effective propaganda.
If a vampire crashes through your windshield, Safelite will replace it at your convenience
#cinejanes
#cinejanes
November 13, 2026 at 4:45 AM
If a vampire crashes through your windshield, Safelite will replace it at your convenience
#cinejanes
#cinejanes
Unzips my pants in your car and it fogs up the windshield so bad we crash head on into a telephone pole at 75mph
(I personally die instantly but you live to tell the tale. The legend.)
(I personally die instantly but you live to tell the tale. The legend.)
November 13, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Unzips my pants in your car and it fogs up the windshield so bad we crash head on into a telephone pole at 75mph
(I personally die instantly but you live to tell the tale. The legend.)
(I personally die instantly but you live to tell the tale. The legend.)
Me, hearing a noise in my garage: Hm. Must have been the wind
Garage Possum knocking stuff off shelves, climbing around on my car + leaving footprints on the windshield, and eating empty cardboard boxes: RELEASE ME FROM THIS TORMENT, HUMAN
Garage Possum knocking stuff off shelves, climbing around on my car + leaving footprints on the windshield, and eating empty cardboard boxes: RELEASE ME FROM THIS TORMENT, HUMAN
November 12, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Me, hearing a noise in my garage: Hm. Must have been the wind
Garage Possum knocking stuff off shelves, climbing around on my car + leaving footprints on the windshield, and eating empty cardboard boxes: RELEASE ME FROM THIS TORMENT, HUMAN
Garage Possum knocking stuff off shelves, climbing around on my car + leaving footprints on the windshield, and eating empty cardboard boxes: RELEASE ME FROM THIS TORMENT, HUMAN
There is a particularly dreadful feature of Central Florida -- love bugs, which fly in pairs, are attracted to cars and splatter their guts all over your windshield -- that tends to deter tourism. bsky.app/profile/mick...
If you have ever driven through the middle of Florida, away from the coasts and the interstates, it’s eye-opening.
November 10, 2026 at 1:03 PM
There is a particularly dreadful feature of Central Florida -- love bugs, which fly in pairs, are attracted to cars and splatter their guts all over your windshield -- that tends to deter tourism. bsky.app/profile/mick...
Some days you're the fly, some days you're the windshield.
November 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Some days you're the fly, some days you're the windshield.
blurr running to cybertron but his windshield pops off sometime and he doesn’t realize it until he’s already in front of longarm
im a small tit blurr believer but the idea of him having huge ones that he has to squeeze behind his window shield is 🤤
November 13, 2026 at 3:02 AM
blurr running to cybertron but his windshield pops off sometime and he doesn’t realize it until he’s already in front of longarm
It's worth the market and #$NVDA crashing just to see that insufferable dildo Tae Kim go through the windshield at 100mph.
Commodus Making a Face
ALT: Commodus Making a Face
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November 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
It's worth the market and #$NVDA crashing just to see that insufferable dildo Tae Kim go through the windshield at 100mph.
front windshield defrosters and weighted blankets are made of the same stuff
November 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
front windshield defrosters and weighted blankets are made of the same stuff
November 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
The migrant caravans have clearly been in a prolonged pit stop awaiting the election results. Now with tires changed, fresh oil and windshield wiper fluid topped off, they have hit the road again.
November 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
The migrant caravans have clearly been in a prolonged pit stop awaiting the election results. Now with tires changed, fresh oil and windshield wiper fluid topped off, they have hit the road again.
Mayhem! The guy that got thrown through a windshield by John Wick. You’re right, that is wild.
Look age gaps between consenting adults where one of the couple isn't, like, 19 aren't the end of the world
But if you're 62-year-old Dean Winters, the guy best known for insurance commercials and always playing sleazy scumbags on every show, I think dating a gal 34 years younger than you is
Wild
But if you're 62-year-old Dean Winters, the guy best known for insurance commercials and always playing sleazy scumbags on every show, I think dating a gal 34 years younger than you is
Wild
November 11, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Mayhem! The guy that got thrown through a windshield by John Wick. You’re right, that is wild.