#Wired
tired: primary debates

wired: derek guy fashion checks
November 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Tired: Nerds saying There's A Sportsball On

Wired: Sports Nerds saying There's A Politics On
November 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
tired: Jon Husted’s ass

wired: Jon Ossoff’s ass
October 30, 2026 at 10:10 PM
TIRED: election night
WIRED: ~la nuit électorale~
🇺🇸🗳️ La nuit électorale commence : les bureaux de vote ferment dans la majeure partie de l'Indiana et du Kentucky.
November 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
tired: teapot dome

wired: anti-dome
November 3, 2026 at 1:59 PM
“I think first they would do it in a Wired interview” lmfao
In an interview with @wired.com, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social just came out in favor of restricting facial recognition and biometric surveillance at places like Madison Square Garden. It's his first statement to that effect as @mayor.nyc.gov.

www.wired.com/story/the-bi...
November 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
God I'm still so wired from this. I hate these ICE motherfuckers so fucking much.
November 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Tired: Blexas
Wired: WOKELAHOMA
November 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Joe Rogan is “asking questions” about peptides.

Lucky for him I actually answered all of them including the “grey area” for WIRED:

youtu.be/hQGvGkWIX94?...
Biomedical Scientist Debunks The Biggest Peptide Myths on Reddit
YouTube video by WIRED
youtu.be
November 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
"I wasn't even asked to be in Harry Potter so that I could arrogantly decline."

2020 Wired interview
October 29, 2026 at 9:21 PM
"I think first they would do it in a WIRED interview" 👏
In an interview with @wired.com, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social just came out in favor of restricting facial recognition and biometric surveillance at places like Madison Square Garden. It's his first statement to that effect as @mayor.nyc.gov.

www.wired.com/story/the-bi...
November 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
tired: railed in a sundress

wired: stuffed in a ballot box
November 3, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Tired: throwing Trump in prison
Wired: throwing the Supreme Court justices who enabled all this in prison
November 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Ahead of the midterms, WIRED talked to New York City’s mayor about data centers, AI in schools, and the future of the Democratic party.
‘Our Risk, Their Reward’: Zohran Mamdani on AI and Data Centers
Ahead of the midterms, WIRED talked to New York City’s mayor about data centers, AI in schools, and the future of the Democratic party.
buff.ly
November 3, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Tired: Blexas
Wired: Blouisiana
November 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Tired: Please clap

Wired: Please stay
"Do me a favor. Please don't leave. And the reason why that is I don't want the media to turn it into 'people don't like Ken Paxton'" -- Texas Republican pleads with attendees at a Paxton event
October 30, 2026 at 4:48 AM
~~coming to with my jaw wired shut~~

my dentist: you brought this on yourself, you know

dental assistant: *thumbs up in solidarity because her jaw is wired shut too*
November 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Tired: Election Night Needle

Wired: Manchester United After One Game That Actually Wasn’t Completely Terrible Needle
November 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
“What would you do about it?”
“Well first I’d talk about it in an interview with WIRED…”

Lmao
November 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
“I did a Latino community event [and said] we have to actually fucking vote to tell these motherfuckers to fuck off,” Nevada secretary of state Cisco Aguilar tells WIRED.
ICE Is Inspiring Latinos to Vote in Historic Numbers
“I did a Latino community event [and said] we have to actually fucking vote to tell these motherfuckers to fuck off,” Nevada secretary of state Cisco Aguilar tells WIRED.
buff.ly
November 3, 2026 at 11:31 AM
FASCINATING. Apple is selling wired headphones again.

See, we can go “backwards” with tech when it’s more useful.
November 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
tired: my wife left me
wired: my kids went no-contact
October 31, 2026 at 1:23 PM
tired: "help me step bro I'm stuck"

wired: "BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE"
November 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
tired: health goth
wired: elf goth
October 31, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Wired:
NEW: An unprecedented hack of DHS has exposed the details of 41,000 workers, from top leaders to undercover ICE agents, as well as what amounts to an org chart and details about thousands of permission groups, including ones devoted to wiretaps and AI.
Massive Leak Exposes 41,000 Homeland Security Workers—Including Undercover ICE Agents
The leaked records include the locations of ICE and CBP facilities, workers' cellphone numbers, and the members of groups tied to wiretap programs, Palantir software, and xAI’s Grok chatbot.
www.wired.com
October 28, 2026 at 8:05 PM