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rosecrow.bsky.social
#witchhumor #witchsky
October 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
tshirtsiwant.bsky.social
Gothic vintage lettering, witchy attitude, and just enough dark humor. This funny bitchcraft shirt pretty much speaks for itself. #WitchHumor

https://tshirtsiwant.com/product/funny-bitchcraft-sarcastic-witch-t-shirt/
October 26, 2026 at 11:01 PM
hexvexed.bsky.social
HexedVexed asks UncleBirch10 to do a spell to find her her equal as he did to find his equal. I honestly was expecting far worse....@HexedVexed #aicast #Witchhumor #WitchTok #Spirituality #witchesoftiktok
September 30, 2026 at 7:13 PM
rosecrow.bsky.social
#witchhumor
#witchsky
#voodoo
#poppet
#magick
#occultsky

Tee hee!
September 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
tshirtsiwant.bsky.social
Manual transmission or flying broomstick? Grab the Yes I Can Drive A Stick funny witch tee! #WitchHumor

https://tshirtsiwant.com/product/yes-i-can-drive-a-stick-funny-witch-halloween-t-shirt/
August 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
zemirasybil.bsky.social
We've all been there...👀

What's the card you avoid the most? Let me know in the comments!✨

#meme #witchhumor #tarotmeme #witchymemes #tarothumor
#witchtok #witch #witchcraft #spirituality #tarot #witchyvibes #witchy #crystals #pagan #witchythings #tarotreading #spiritual #fyp #manifestation
April 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
foggyjack13.bsky.social
“Witch rule #13: Never trust a boy who doesn’t like fog. They can’t handle mystery.”
#pnw #fyp #fypシ #viral #🏳️🌈 #witchhumor #darkwit
June 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
foggyjack13.bsky.social
“Witches don’t cry. We cackle, curse, and keep it cute in velvet.”
#pnw #fyp #fypシ #viral #🏳️🌈 #witchhumor #gothcharm
June 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
sashasensei.bsky.social
I'm a #princess or something like that 💅🏼♓

💜🫂💜🫂💜🫂

#astrology #zodiac #pisces #humor #girlie #pagan #zodiacsigns #witchhumor #paganism
March 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
violets-and-ivy.bsky.social
Just call me Mama Earth cuz I birth my own crystals.

Crystals, kidney stones, same diff.

#WitchSky #WitchHumor
February 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
thedeviantwitch.com
I’m a #Witch who knows what he wants. Cross me, and it won’t be fire + brimstone… it’ll be instant ash. No ketchup required. No charred edges. Just crispity-crisp CRISPERSON energy.

#WitchHumor #WitchLife #CrossroadsCollective
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thedeviantwitch.com
I remember when I first posted this years back on FB lol so many were offended. #WitchFriends #WitchHumor #WitchLife
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
thedeviantwitch.com
I'm 10 times the Bitch you could ever hope to be. Now run along. Go play in traffic. Here, take these scissors.

#WitchLife #WitchHumor #Cackle Bitch it's not that serious!
August 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
thedeviantwitch.com
We're in a good place right now—not emotionally, not mentally, but babe... there's snacks and #spellwork, and sometimes that's more than enough. A circle of herbs, a bite of chocolate, and a candle lit with needs? That’s sacred self-care. #Witches #WitchMadness #WitchHumor #GayWitch
April 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
thedeviantwitch.com
Talking to the #coven: “This is your most fucked-up idea yet.” Me: “Say less, I’m grabbing the cloak and snacks. Be there in 10.” Witches ride together—into chaos and ritual. #witchhumor #witchmadness #pettywitch #gaywitch #gaycoven #witches
April 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
thedeviantwitch.com
📚 Before calling someone kin, check their books. The Witch's shelves hold their teachers, their truths, their lineage. Ask what they study—then listen. haha Yes show me thy BOOKS first. #witches #booksky #queerwitch #witchreads #witchmadness #witchhumor
March 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
thedeviantwitch.com
🌀 The Gods be like… “Oh, you like growth? Here’s some challenges ON TOP of your challenges so you can grow while you grow.” #witchlife #witchmadness #witchhumor? #occultsky
March 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
thedeviantwitch.com
To the ones who doubt, who sneer, who whisper—be patient. The #Witch isn’t done yet. The spell is still weaving. The power is still rising. There is so much more to witness. #witchhumor #gaywitch #witches #pagansky
March 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
thedeviantwitch.com
#Witches, I've already accepted this as my fate lol, you? The cause of death? Sarcasm at the wrong time. The Witch’s wit is sharp enough to cut, and sometimes, the blade swings both ways. #witchhumor #witchmadness
March 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
runatroy.bsky.social
Collected from friends and community this month.

#FridayFunny #WitchHumor
It's like a living in a kafka-esque orwellian pop culture amalgamation of madness, wrapped in a meme Kermit the frog sitting in a log with a banjo and rainbow over him with a phrase repeated three times: fuck you. I won't do what you tell me An old oil painting of a woman leaning in a window pointing inside with the words I should warn you. I identify as a postmenopausal woman. My pronouns are try/me A line art drawing of an old house with three black blobs behind it. Looking in the windows and such. words around it say home is where the portal to the spirit world is
July 24, 2026 at 6:17 PM
runatroy.bsky.social
Reposting this because themes around AI have been absolutely bombarding my world and this makes me remember that we have the power to shift the narrative on how we exist with this tech. Besides it makes me laugh. #FridayFunny #WitchHumor
⬇️ for why resistance like this is what turns the tide. 1/🧵
May 29, 2026 at 7:12 PM
runatroy.bsky.social
My #FridayFunny Memes, especially where #WitchHumor is concerned have seemingly dried up. Want to comment your current fav to start the weekend off with some laughter?
May 22, 2026 at 3:55 PM
runatroy.bsky.social
#FridayFunny #WitchHumor #ShitPosting
A RARE PICTURE OF AN EXTROVERT HAVING CONVINCED THEIR INTROVERT FRIEND TO GO OUT IS ABOVE A PHOTO OF SOMEONE SITTING WITH A WILDMAN COSTUME NEXT TO A BROKEN FENCE AND A FRESH FACED GIRL SQUATTING NEXT TO THEM ME ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED TO FIND THAT i STILL HAVE TO DO INSIDE CHORES AFTER GARDENING ALL DAY ABOVE FOUR PANELS OF A SHOCKED MOUSE PUPPET DOING KITCHEN DAILY CHORES OF DUSTING, DISHES, COOKING, AND SUCH. A woman in a 1950s green dress is talking on a corded phone saying, "I'm sorry, my 'Give a Shit' fair died." The words WHEN SOMEONE PUT A SPELL ON YOU BUT YOU KNOW HOW TO SEND IT BACK above a cartoon image of Patrick Starfish raising a small tea cup and saying, "Clearly u don't know who I am"
May 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
runatroy.bsky.social
I run a 1-witch shop out of our cottage. Folx cold-call me for (insert b2b thing). Many of them pitch they can teach me how to 'leverage AI' for biz growth. Nope. You don't know your audience. Also, see AI bot; Strawberry mango Forklift. Gotta #KenCheng it. #WitchHumor #FridayFunny #CreativeCrone
A social media post from Ken Cheng (I want to connect with you emotionally :) The post reads: AI will never be able to write like me. Why? Because I am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any AI emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. I write all my emails. That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40 percent off. I suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The root nerds will never gt the better of Ken Hey can I have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat AI. We just have to talk like this. All.The.Time. Piss on carpet.
May 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
runatroy.bsky.social
On A scale of Baphomet, how are you feeling today?

#fridayfunny #witchhumor #witchsky
a 9-square numbered grid showing various representations of Baphomet with the words "On a scale of Baphomet, how are you feeling today?"
April 17, 2026 at 2:26 PM