Since when does a witness need the president to ALLOW them to testify? Sounds like witness tampering to me.
August 20, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Since when does a witness need the president to ALLOW them to testify? Sounds like witness tampering to me.
‘WITNESS ME’
April 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
‘WITNESS ME’
Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
November 7, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
This is why they didn’t want him back: He is a witness.
“In Cell 15, Plaintiff Abrego Garcia and 20 other Salvadorans were forced to kneel from approximately 9:00 PM to 6:00 AM, with guards striking anyone who fell from exhaustion. During this time, Plaintiff Abrego Garcia was denied bathroom access and soiled himself…”
July 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This is why they didn’t want him back: He is a witness.
It’s disheartening to witness such short-sightedness from some…
November 25, 2024 at 7:40 PM
It’s disheartening to witness such short-sightedness from some…
wtf did i just witness
February 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
wtf did i just witness
I’m filled with humility to be able to witness this historic moment. We are minutes away.
April 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’m filled with humility to be able to witness this historic moment. We are minutes away.
Has Melania joined witness protection?
September 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Has Melania joined witness protection?
Dad Races Outside To Witness Delivery Of Neighbor’s Mulch https://theonion.com/dad-races-outside-to-witness-delivery-of-neighbors-mulch/
September 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Dad Races Outside To Witness Delivery Of Neighbor’s Mulch https://theonion.com/dad-races-outside-to-witness-delivery-of-neighbors-mulch/
Greylag geese flying in formation alongside a boat. What an incredible moment to witness up close! 🪿🚤
September 21, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Greylag geese flying in formation alongside a boat. What an incredible moment to witness up close! 🪿🚤
"Witness me.
Burn the sight into your eyes."
Burn the sight into your eyes."
August 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"Witness me.
Burn the sight into your eyes."
Burn the sight into your eyes."
Hey, let's outlive these ghouls ok? Let's witness their demise together
May 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hey, let's outlive these ghouls ok? Let's witness their demise together
Texas Democrats? Full manhunt. Epstein list? Witness protection.
It says everything that Republicans are working harder to arrest Texas Democrats than anyone on the Epstein list.
August 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Texas Democrats? Full manhunt. Epstein list? Witness protection.
We’re about to witness the loudest booing in sports history
June 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
We’re about to witness the loudest booing in sports history
February 15, 2026 at 7:43 PM
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
ME: "Jesus, why does your close friend Speaker Mike Johnson relentlessly bear false witness?"
JESUS: "WHO???"
JESUS: "WHO???"
October 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
ME: "Jesus, why does your close friend Speaker Mike Johnson relentlessly bear false witness?"
JESUS: "WHO???"
JESUS: "WHO???"
So he's now a witness?
April 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
So he's now a witness?