Awful Man Offers Witty, Acerbic Take On Everything He Sees https://theonion.com/awful-man-offers-witty-acerbic-take-on-everything-he-s-1819570846/
May 27, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Awful Man Offers Witty, Acerbic Take On Everything He Sees https://theonion.com/awful-man-offers-witty-acerbic-take-on-everything-he-s-1819570846/
"Shut up, he thinks he's witty."
JD Vance: "I just called them the fart left. I promise that was an accident."
September 21, 2026 at 5:39 PM
"Shut up, he thinks he's witty."
Campbell’s witty response to this homophobe makes me want to enjoy some of their delicious chicken noodle soup right now! 🍜 🏳️🌈
December 15, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Campbell’s witty response to this homophobe makes me want to enjoy some of their delicious chicken noodle soup right now! 🍜 🏳️🌈
Out of witty captions for now
September 24, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Out of witty captions for now
Witty fucker! 😂👍🏼
President Zelensky reacts to Maduro’s capture, suggesting Putin should be next:
If it is possible to deal with dictators like that, just like that, then the United States of America knows what to do next.
If it is possible to deal with dictators like that, just like that, then the United States of America knows what to do next.
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Witty fucker! 😂👍🏼
Witty caption.
April 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Witty caption.
Pretty, witty, gay.
September 25, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Pretty, witty, gay.
Go girl . Jasmine Crockett so witty. And she always checks them
February 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Go girl . Jasmine Crockett so witty. And she always checks them
Something something witty caption 😉😈😏
September 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Something something witty caption 😉😈😏
bitingly witty…just like the caped crusader himself
April 2, 2026 at 2:47 PM
bitingly witty…just like the caped crusader himself
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August 31, 2024 at 12:42 PM
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insert witty nicky dialogue
September 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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witty comment on the art
May 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
witty comment on the art
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November 23, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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Insert witty text here...
September 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Witty!
T. Greg Douchette
May 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Witty!
No witty comment.... just enjoy the selfie 🤗
March 18, 2026 at 3:15 AM
No witty comment.... just enjoy the selfie 🤗
'insert witty comment here'
June 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
'insert witty comment here'
*insert something witty*
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
*insert something witty*
I wanted to come up with a witty comment but couldn't.
Our world is getting very bizarre, isn't it?
Our world is getting very bizarre, isn't it?
May 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I wanted to come up with a witty comment but couldn't.
Our world is getting very bizarre, isn't it?
Our world is getting very bizarre, isn't it?
Live on twitch for chill bday hangs :) twitch.tv/wittlegoblin
September 21, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Live on twitch for chill bday hangs :) twitch.tv/wittlegoblin
*insert witty caption here* 🤣
August 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
*insert witty caption here* 🤣