Woodworm: a grid-based puzzle game about carving bite-sized wooden sculptures.
spratt.itch.io/woodworm
spratt.itch.io/woodworm
February 24, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Woodworm: a grid-based puzzle game about carving bite-sized wooden sculptures.
spratt.itch.io/woodworm
spratt.itch.io/woodworm
Highly risky of Noah, letting the woodworm on board.
May 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Highly risky of Noah, letting the woodworm on board.
April 25, 2026 at 9:10 PM
But do check for woodworm & small children.
February 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
But do check for woodworm & small children.
Woodworm by spratt - carve a replica of the sculpture as a little worm. Brilliant and surprisingly deep puzzle.
It gets very hard very quickly.
Browser/Free:
spratt.itch.io/woodworm
It gets very hard very quickly.
Browser/Free:
spratt.itch.io/woodworm
November 11, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Woodworm by spratt - carve a replica of the sculpture as a little worm. Brilliant and surprisingly deep puzzle.
It gets very hard very quickly.
Browser/Free:
spratt.itch.io/woodworm
It gets very hard very quickly.
Browser/Free:
spratt.itch.io/woodworm
Including woodworm? On a wooden boat?
Hmmm!
I'm beginning to have my doubts about that book.
Hmmm!
I'm beginning to have my doubts about that book.
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Including woodworm? On a wooden boat?
Hmmm!
I'm beginning to have my doubts about that book.
Hmmm!
I'm beginning to have my doubts about that book.
maybe he was just the "woodworm" in the "cabinet"
April 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
maybe he was just the "woodworm" in the "cabinet"
Pots, Pans and a Bit of Woodworm. I loved the reflected light in this ancient house window. #Caussiniojouls #France 2025 #©stevec
#HDR #Photography #Art #France #notAI #VintageLenses #StreetPhotography #Shadows #FineArtPhotography
#HDR #Photography #Art #France #notAI #VintageLenses #StreetPhotography #Shadows #FineArtPhotography
March 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Pots, Pans and a Bit of Woodworm. I loved the reflected light in this ancient house window. #Caussiniojouls #France 2025 #©stevec
#HDR #Photography #Art #France #notAI #VintageLenses #StreetPhotography #Shadows #FineArtPhotography
#HDR #Photography #Art #France #notAI #VintageLenses #StreetPhotography #Shadows #FineArtPhotography
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM
September 28, 2026 at 7:47 PM
A Woodworm walks into a bar... And asks: Is the bar tender here?
July 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A Woodworm walks into a bar... And asks: Is the bar tender here?
By bug reports, I assume you mean woodworm?
August 18, 2026 at 9:22 AM
By bug reports, I assume you mean woodworm?
70s british sit coms called stuff like
Woodworm
The Gin Cuboard's Empty
Curse This House
Now Then, Deirdre
Rice Pudding
Stressed
Woodworm
The Gin Cuboard's Empty
Curse This House
Now Then, Deirdre
Rice Pudding
Stressed
April 18, 2026 at 4:18 PM
70s british sit coms called stuff like
Woodworm
The Gin Cuboard's Empty
Curse This House
Now Then, Deirdre
Rice Pudding
Stressed
Woodworm
The Gin Cuboard's Empty
Curse This House
Now Then, Deirdre
Rice Pudding
Stressed
December 22, 2024 at 1:23 AM
A woodworm walks into a bar and asks, 'Is the bar tender here?'
April 22, 2026 at 4:31 AM
A woodworm walks into a bar and asks, 'Is the bar tender here?'
A Woodworm walks into a bar... And asks: Is the bar tender here?
December 3, 2024 at 11:31 AM
A Woodworm walks into a bar... And asks: Is the bar tender here?
I am an extremely, chronically, over-invested football fan, and the best compliment I can pay to this brilliant Stephen Collins cartoon is that I still think of "oooh he's hit the woodworm" every single time a player hits the post.
![[Scene is a guy with beard and glasses reading a poetry book in a pub. A screen showing football is behind him]
PRESENTER [TALKING TO CAMERA]:
It's a harrowing sight.
An unsporty person, trying to adjust to a world of sport.
[Show everybody else in the pub watching the World Cup on the screen].
But at one rehab centre in East London, there is hope.
[Cut to interior of a SPORTS HALL. The Presenter is showing us round as coaches try to throw balls towards bookish-looking patients].
PRESENTER:
Here, the chronically sports-repellant are given the skills they need to integrate into society.
[We see a woman in a cardigan waiting for the ball to be thrown at her to catch]
[She stand unmoving as it bounces of her forehead]
COACH:
Nearly
[Cut to a to-camera interview with a UNSPORTINESS THERAPIST, sat next to a pot plant and on the wall are framed pictures of different types of ball with directional instructions - a tennis ball - HIT - a football - KICK - a rugby ball - THROW].
THERAPIST:
We have seen a sharp spike in admissions this summer
People come to us suffering the long term effects of being goths, studying arts degrees or just being shit at P.E.
We try to coach all our patients in basic rules and banter skills.
[Cut to a coach in tracksuit sat at the bar in a pub, on the stool next to him is the same poetry-reading bloke we saw earlier].
GUY:
"Ooh he's hit the woodworm...
COACH:
Woodwork.
THERPIST [V/O]:
And when you see them reintegrate. it just makes it all worthwhile.
[The guy again, still reading poetry while all the other people look at the football, reacting to a missed goal opportunity]
EVERYBODY IN PUB:
OOOOH
GUY [a beat late]:
Ooh... woodworm.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreie3dswiesz6z7dvxadltu7gpoql3f4ak4b3s52ieumamvsl34jlyu)
June 26, 2026 at 9:23 AM
I am an extremely, chronically, over-invested football fan, and the best compliment I can pay to this brilliant Stephen Collins cartoon is that I still think of "oooh he's hit the woodworm" every single time a player hits the post.
Sarwar couldn't stand up if he was an eight legged chair. Wooden and rotten to the core with woodworm. Sarliar should resign.
Anas Sarwar promises to stand up to Keir Starmer and defend Scotland
The man with no spine
The man with no spine
March 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sarwar couldn't stand up if he was an eight legged chair. Wooden and rotten to the core with woodworm. Sarliar should resign.
A woodworm walks into a bar and asks, 'Is the bar tender here?'
October 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
A woodworm walks into a bar and asks, 'Is the bar tender here?'
Woodworm in his blockhead?
September 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Woodworm in his blockhead?
I want to be good
& kind & decent
but I can't afford
the renovations—
something rotten
in my foundations,
long obscured
by youth & charm
but now I'm older
& it's starting to show
like woodworm
in the floorboards.
Tread carefully,
the sign says—
there are cracks
in the structure
of her.
#mpprompt
& kind & decent
but I can't afford
the renovations—
something rotten
in my foundations,
long obscured
by youth & charm
but now I'm older
& it's starting to show
like woodworm
in the floorboards.
Tread carefully,
the sign says—
there are cracks
in the structure
of her.
#mpprompt
October 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I want to be good
& kind & decent
but I can't afford
the renovations—
something rotten
in my foundations,
long obscured
by youth & charm
but now I'm older
& it's starting to show
like woodworm
in the floorboards.
Tread carefully,
the sign says—
there are cracks
in the structure
of her.
#mpprompt
& kind & decent
but I can't afford
the renovations—
something rotten
in my foundations,
long obscured
by youth & charm
but now I'm older
& it's starting to show
like woodworm
in the floorboards.
Tread carefully,
the sign says—
there are cracks
in the structure
of her.
#mpprompt
Hello friends! I've been working on a new version of Woodworm with improved visuals, audio, and puzzles! If you enjoyed the original then please add it to your wishlist! 🐛 store.steampowered.com/app/3404590
Woodworm on Steam
Woodworm is a grid-based puzzle game about carving bite-sized wooden sculptures. Chomp your way through blocks of wood to create new shapes, while managing gravity and tricky geometry!
store.steampowered.com
June 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hello friends! I've been working on a new version of Woodworm with improved visuals, audio, and puzzles! If you enjoyed the original then please add it to your wishlist! 🐛 store.steampowered.com/app/3404590
I love that he gets reincarnated as a woodworm
“this is —ing good wood”
“this is —ing good wood”
October 25, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I love that he gets reincarnated as a woodworm
“this is —ing good wood”
“this is —ing good wood”
Looks like me, Steve and the Bishop, aka The Long Road will be heading back into the famous Woodworm Studios again next month. Writing sessions imminent!
January 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Looks like me, Steve and the Bishop, aka The Long Road will be heading back into the famous Woodworm Studios again next month. Writing sessions imminent!
Most of my “broken” stuff is terrain, so here’s some real “fixer uppers”
March 13, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Most of my “broken” stuff is terrain, so here’s some real “fixer uppers”