#WordPerfect
WordPerfect MS-DOS disks, ca. 1989
May 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It can read 35 year old WordPerfect files.
February 10, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Don’t forget WordPerfect for DOS
September 19, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Sluggo's word processor of choice:
September 24, 2026 at 4:28 PM
everyone mocks me for using WordPerfect but I'll have the last laugh in 2029 when it's the only software without a ruinous A.I. assistant
February 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
never forget what they took from you
June 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
100% true. WordPerfect was way better.
April 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I learned to type with a version of WordPerfect made you use the return key mid-sentence to drop down to the next line like a typewriter BUT TECHNOLOGY ADVANCED AND SO WE MUST EVOLVE
As someone who learned to type on the 89s, two spaces are the law.
July 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
WordPerfect was a much better, far more intuitive system. But they failed because they didn't have Microsoft's marketing muscle.
April 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
On sent les gens de peu d'expérience, n'ayant pas vécu Wordperfect.
LibreOffice, je te hais du plus profond de mon âme.
Voilà, c'est dit.
March 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
WordPerfect had this in the mid-1980s iirc

40 years of progress!
The most terrifying enshittification I've discovered has been learning that Microsoft Word documents no longer auto-save if you are not saving them to one of their own proprietary cloud services. I'm slapping control-S like it's 1999.
August 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Whatever version of WordPerfect they hammered it out in is better than weird uncanny valley slop-generated pictures of pho.
September 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
meanwhile us wordperfect 5.1 people are just over here not bothering anyone
August 20, 2026 at 9:05 PM
WordPerfect was infinitely superior to WORD.
May 15, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Never dispose of an excellent box

In this case, the robust WordPerfect 5.1 software box circa 1990 is a highly functional bookend
March 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
WordPerfect was always, and still is, vastly superior.
December 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I still miss WordPerfect
February 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I remember using WordPerfect to help get to a required word count!!!
July 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
today i learned that wordperfect, the word processor that presented you with a blank blue screen to type in, still exists
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January 20, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Wordperfect is the worst enemy of wordgoodenough.
my hobby: using the most cycle-accurate emulators to run boring business apps
June 12, 2026 at 5:27 PM
la chancleta absolutely did and then somehow emailed the file in wordperfect format circa 1999 and stopped answering texts or emails.
he just sent you a google doc but didn't give you any access
January 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Its also really hard to import forms from wordperfect into anything else
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Every day I miss WordPerfect 5.1 even more.
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Yes, at one point a copy of Wordperfect could nearly fill that box.
June 29, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Computers started going downhill right when WordPerfect decided it had to have variable-width fonts
January 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM