I’m worried it can still get stupider
September 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m worried it can still get stupider
This is what I’m so worried about
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This is what I’m so worried about
I am not among the worried ...
June 26, 2026 at 11:00 AM
I am not among the worried ...
Spoiler
He’s worried about losing the seat
He’s worried about losing the seat
March 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Spoiler
He’s worried about losing the seat
He’s worried about losing the seat
They only worried that he’d been caught.
November 26, 2024 at 10:21 PM
They only worried that he’d been caught.
I’m worried things can’t get stupider
September 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’m worried things can’t get stupider
NASA Worried Moon Won’t Remember Them https://theonion.com/nasa-worried-moon-won-t-remember-them-1849492372/
April 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
NASA Worried Moon Won’t Remember Them https://theonion.com/nasa-worried-moon-won-t-remember-them-1849492372/
The billionaires are SO worried about Zohran Mamdani.
I haven’t seen them this worried since Luigi.
I haven’t seen them this worried since Luigi.
June 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The billionaires are SO worried about Zohran Mamdani.
I haven’t seen them this worried since Luigi.
I haven’t seen them this worried since Luigi.
Rick is worried about the commies.
October 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Rick is worried about the commies.
He looks so worried
September 26, 2026 at 11:41 AM
He looks so worried
He seems worried and upset. I hate when he's worried and upset.
August 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
He seems worried and upset. I hate when he's worried and upset.
Dog Worried He Always One Initiating Petting https://theonion.com/dog-worried-he-always-one-initiating-petting-1849900895/
March 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Dog Worried He Always One Initiating Petting https://theonion.com/dog-worried-he-always-one-initiating-petting-1849900895/
wasn’t particularly worried before. now… i’m a little worried!
Q: Have you been briefed on the hantavirus?
TRUMP: Yes I have
Q: What have you learned?
TRUMP: Ahhh -- it's very much we hope under control
Q: Should Americans be concerned it's going to spread?
TRUMP: I hope not. We'll do the best we can.
TRUMP: Yes I have
Q: What have you learned?
TRUMP: Ahhh -- it's very much we hope under control
Q: Should Americans be concerned it's going to spread?
TRUMP: I hope not. We'll do the best we can.
May 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
wasn’t particularly worried before. now… i’m a little worried!
Is this… a worried face?
August 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Is this… a worried face?
Senators are worried
Scoop: A bipartisan group of lawmakers -- including Shaheen, Coons -- is expected to travel to Copenhagen, Denmark Thursday to meet with senior Danish and Greenlandic officials, a source familiar with the plans tells me. @ms.now
January 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Senators are worried
Am I worried too much, or are most people not worried enough?
February 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Am I worried too much, or are most people not worried enough?
If you’ve ever worried whether art matters. It does.
The Free State of Florida is now trying to ban *sidewalk chalking*
September 1, 2025 at 9:21 AM
If you’ve ever worried whether art matters. It does.
HINO! OneRepublic abrindo o show no #RockInRio com "I Ain't Worried".
September 15, 2024 at 12:39 AM
HINO! OneRepublic abrindo o show no #RockInRio com "I Ain't Worried".
Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon https://theonion.com/iran-worried-u-s-might-be-building-8-500th-nuclear-wea-1819573283/
February 20, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon https://theonion.com/iran-worried-u-s-might-be-building-8-500th-nuclear-wea-1819573283/
see, the thing *i’m* genuinely worried about is that RFK will effectively ban vaccines
Breaking:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Health secretary removes every member of scientific committee that advises the CDC on how vaccines should be used.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Health secretary removes every member of scientific committee that advises the CDC on how vaccines should be used.
June 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
see, the thing *i’m* genuinely worried about is that RFK will effectively ban vaccines
This is the worst case scenario that everybody was worried about
It is utterly catastrophic that RFK Jr. plans to end CDC recommendations for most childhood vaccines.
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This is the worst case scenario that everybody was worried about
Oh thank god, he had me worried there.
January 17, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Oh thank god, he had me worried there.