@gailsimone.bsky.social has Red Team confused and unsure whether to chant “PUBLISH” or “SEX BOAT,” and its kinda amazing #jococruise #worstfirstchapter

[P] Just added to this week's #WorstFirstChapter event: @Oatmeal! Join us and the folks tagged below this Wed (May 6) @ 9pm EDT for a benefit livestream of intentionally terrible works! http://bit.ly/WorstFirst

[Storm] Only 27 minutes until #WorstFirstChapter, and your only opportunity to say (like I will) that you watched every minute of the inauguaral episode. History has its eyes on you! Details below.

[P] New #WorstFirstChapter tomorrow night! Raising funds for @TheActorsFund. Donate anytime (including right now) at https://bit.ly/worstfirstdonate

[P] 85 minutes! Join me and my pals (listed below alphabetically by last name except @travismcelroy who's listed alphabetically by Travis) @ 9 pm EDT for the inaugural #WorstFirstChapter livestream, to benefit @TheActorsFund. Please come, enjoy, donate, RT and donate again!

[P] Thanks to all the authors and everyone who tuned in for a great #WorstFirstChapter livestream! $1183 raised so far! May 13th lineup coming soon.

If you missed it (or wanna watch it again), go to http://bit.ly/WorstFirst

And donate anytime at http://bit.ly/worstfirstdonate

[P] The next #WorstFirstChapter is next Wed (May 13) at 9pm EDT. A bunch of great, funny people (tagged below) read from intentionally terrible made-up books. Collecting donations for @TheActorsFund. Come and watch and laugh for a good cause!

[P] Next #WorstFirstChapter is May 13 at 9pm EDT. Join me, [S], @bnacker, @KaylaCagan, @StrongBadActual, @jonathancoulton, @hallublin, @hotdogsladies, @mikeyface, @LaserMWebber & @JosephScrimshaw as we read from intentionally-terrible made-up books. http://bit.ly/WorstFirstMay13

[S] My #WorstFirstChapter piece for tomorrow night is done! Which gives me 36 hours to rehearse it enough to not crack up while reading it...

[P] Breaking my story for this week's #WorstFirstChapter as we speak. Gonna be VERY dumb.

Join me, [S], @bnacker, @KaylaCagan, @StrongBadActual, @jonathancoulton, @hallublin, @hotdogsladies, @mikeyface, @LaserMWebber & @JosephScrimshaw this Wed @ 9pm! http://bit.ly/WorstFirstMay13

[P] UPDATE: Alas, @JeanGreasy will be unable to attend tonight; but @SonnyBorderland will be joining @janetvarney for an unprecedented *two-hander* #WorstFirstChapter piece! 9pm ET at http://bit.ly/WorstFirstMay20

Donate anytime at http://bit.ly/worstfirstdonate; help us bust our...

[P] #WorstFirstChapter is tonight, 9pm ET. @jonathancoulton had to reschedule, but join the rest of us for some terrible writing for charity! http://bit.ly/WorstFirstMay13

[P] Huge #WorstFirstChapter thanks to all who watched & donated last night! Special thanks to authors [S], @bnacker, @hallublin, @LaserMWebber, @KaylaCagan, @mikeyface, @StrongBadActual, @JosephScrimshaw & @hotdogsladies.

If you missed it, it's here:...

[P] One more #WorstFirstChapter next Wed (May 20) @ 9pm ET, raising funds for @TheActorsFund.

Guest authors: @jonathancoulton @EmilyFlake @mc_frontalot @JeanGreasy @thatbilloakley @petridishes @KenPlume @adalrifai @austintichenor & @janetvarney.

http://bit.ly/WorstFirstMay20