foolishly tried calling again today. 1.5 hrs into hold music, brenda said "oh i can help you!" and then hung up on me. so i am at the office. rocking back and forth and can't open my eyes/make eye contact, BUT "a supervisor will be with you shortly." meanwhile i am clutching The Character. as you do
July 23, 2026 at 8:31 PM
foolishly tried calling again today. 1.5 hrs into hold music, brenda said "oh i can help you!" and then hung up on me. so i am at the office. rocking back and forth and can't open my eyes/make eye contact, BUT "a supervisor will be with you shortly." meanwhile i am clutching The Character. as you do
xiaoge: [bored out of his mind on utterly pedestrian tomb raid]
wu xie: [trips and falls off something, nearly dies]
xiaoge: [princess carrying him] so who's this dumbass anyway
[FIFTEEN YEARS GOES BY] #dmbj
wu xie: [trips and falls off something, nearly dies]
xiaoge: [princess carrying him] so who's this dumbass anyway
[FIFTEEN YEARS GOES BY] #dmbj
January 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
xiaoge: [bored out of his mind on utterly pedestrian tomb raid]
wu xie: [trips and falls off something, nearly dies]
xiaoge: [princess carrying him] so who's this dumbass anyway
[FIFTEEN YEARS GOES BY] #dmbj
wu xie: [trips and falls off something, nearly dies]
xiaoge: [princess carrying him] so who's this dumbass anyway
[FIFTEEN YEARS GOES BY] #dmbj
(no it's not perfect but it's an improvement over the mtl; at least now you can see his bleak utter despair. the reason he stops looking is the snowstorm dies down and it's obvious xiaoge is gone. the reason it's quiet on the way back is xiaoge isn't with him. it's all in what ISN'T being said here)
September 28, 2026 at 6:19 AM
(no it's not perfect but it's an improvement over the mtl; at least now you can see his bleak utter despair. the reason he stops looking is the snowstorm dies down and it's obvious xiaoge is gone. the reason it's quiet on the way back is xiaoge isn't with him. it's all in what ISN'T being said here)
THE BETA DID NOT HATE MY FIC
EVEN WORSE
SHE SAID REALLY NICE THINGS
[writhes in agony, Perceived]
EVEN WORSE
SHE SAID REALLY NICE THINGS
[writhes in agony, Perceived]
April 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
THE BETA DID NOT HATE MY FIC
EVEN WORSE
SHE SAID REALLY NICE THINGS
[writhes in agony, Perceived]
EVEN WORSE
SHE SAID REALLY NICE THINGS
[writhes in agony, Perceived]
January 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
January 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I haven’t assembled Xiaoge yet but look at lil Wu Xie
October 26, 2023 at 4:39 PM
I haven’t assembled Xiaoge yet but look at lil Wu Xie
wu xie: why did he take his clothes off
xiaoge: time for some hot girl shit
xiaoge: time for some hot girl shit
January 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM
wu xie: why did he take his clothes off
xiaoge: time for some hot girl shit
xiaoge: time for some hot girl shit
Anyone who has ever seen him near xiaoge knows
September 28, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Anyone who has ever seen him near xiaoge knows
VIVIDLY. also how jealous xiaoge was. of the crab.
June 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
VIVIDLY. also how jealous xiaoge was. of the crab.
Xiaoge now done too. They are both so cute
October 26, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Xiaoge now done too. They are both so cute
xiaoge enjoyers will immediately understand why i had to purchase this $2 chicken planter from daiso
June 20, 2026 at 8:43 PM
xiaoge enjoyers will immediately understand why i had to purchase this $2 chicken planter from daiso
January 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
dianxi xiaoge is shaking
a liziqi voltou!!!!!
November 12, 2024 at 4:33 PM
dianxi xiaoge is shaking
January 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Wow. Xiaoge fucking teleported across the clearing to catch him when he swooned.
February 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Wow. Xiaoge fucking teleported across the clearing to catch him when he swooned.
my god what is wrong with this fandom
July 27, 2026 at 7:06 PM
my god what is wrong with this fandom
Xiaoge...🥺🥹
Ravage living up to his name as the little panther. #caturday
May 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Xiaoge...🥺🥹
post your contextless image edits
February 18, 2026 at 11:58 AM
post your contextless image edits
okay i gotta crowdsource this after a week of fruitless searching—does anyone remember/did you create a brief but pungent collection of novel canon wu xie downbadisms, listing various times our hero had batshit thoughts about xiaoge? ranging from using aphrodisiacs to if he'd be hot as a girl? #dmbj
July 27, 2026 at 7:11 PM
okay i gotta crowdsource this after a week of fruitless searching—does anyone remember/did you create a brief but pungent collection of novel canon wu xie downbadisms, listing various times our hero had batshit thoughts about xiaoge? ranging from using aphrodisiacs to if he'd be hot as a girl? #dmbj
#kinkstobe For day 1: "doesn't know how sex works"
DMBJ, PingXie!
Yes, the hilarious graph showing which Daomu biji adaptation's Wu Xie knows what about sex.
Also: a Xiaoge who perceives sex as purely physical mechanics. Which he is VERY good at!
But it is BAM, BAM, done & gone.
DMBJ, PingXie!
Yes, the hilarious graph showing which Daomu biji adaptation's Wu Xie knows what about sex.
Also: a Xiaoge who perceives sex as purely physical mechanics. Which he is VERY good at!
But it is BAM, BAM, done & gone.
DAY 1!
doesn't know how sex works
and/or
netorare
and/or
aftercare
doesn't know how sex works
and/or
netorare
and/or
aftercare
October is just around the corner, which means pumpkins, apples - our third-annual Kinks-Your-Tober challenge: 93 prompts to play with however suits you (except with genAI. all my homies hate genAI).
share this list far and wide, and enjoy!
rules & text version: duckprintspress.com/2026/09/02/a...
share this list far and wide, and enjoy!
rules & text version: duckprintspress.com/2026/09/02/a...
October 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
#kinkstobe For day 1: "doesn't know how sex works"
DMBJ, PingXie!
Yes, the hilarious graph showing which Daomu biji adaptation's Wu Xie knows what about sex.
Also: a Xiaoge who perceives sex as purely physical mechanics. Which he is VERY good at!
But it is BAM, BAM, done & gone.
DMBJ, PingXie!
Yes, the hilarious graph showing which Daomu biji adaptation's Wu Xie knows what about sex.
Also: a Xiaoge who perceives sex as purely physical mechanics. Which he is VERY good at!
But it is BAM, BAM, done & gone.
wang pangzi just met zhang qiling exactly five seconds ago in a pitch-dark tomb but that doesn't stop him from noticing the most important things
February 26, 2026 at 6:24 AM
wang pangzi just met zhang qiling exactly five seconds ago in a pitch-dark tomb but that doesn't stop him from noticing the most important things