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rockytabitha.bsky.social
Our caption is ‘oh no cat papped after getting napped’ q1: Torte, 2: Daffodil 3: koala 4: crocodile 5; cakes 6: 2, 7: starboard 8: Ginger Rodger’s
Thank you XPets
February 22, 2024 at 7:41 PM
munchkinmarauder.bsky.social
Waffles absolutely is welcome to do adventure with the fellowship of the Xpets
September 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
critterskitters.bsky.social
Commission for xPets over on FA 💕 which version's your favourite?

[ #furry #furryfandom #furryart #art #chibi #commission ]
A chibi style illustration of two characters, an unnamed elf (L) and an anthro feline, Valerie (R). Valerie holds onto the elfs arm and looks up at him with blue green sparkling eyes, a soft smile on her face. He returns her gaze with white eyes, his sclera a contrasting black, and has a matching smile. The elf is wearing a white shirt with black collar and tie, with black suspenders, dress pants and shoes in matching black. He has two devil horns, in a gradient from black to red at the tips, and a number of piercings sit in and dangle from his ear. His hair is short and choppy, black with red streaks in the front. Valerie wears a deep pink shirt with white skirt and thigh high socks, accompanied by a crown on her head and a pearl necklace. Her long pink hair is tied up in a high ponytail, with her short fringe and long framing layers left out. The background is pink with subtle cloud details. An alternate version of the previous illustration. This time the characters iris's are redm and they look to the viewer with angry, annoyed expressions with dark shadows over their eyes. The background is now a stormy purple with the same subtle cloud details. The rest of the image remains the same.
February 19, 2026 at 8:55 PM
johnokillens.bsky.social
Wouldn’t surprise me if joyless sociopath #EvilElon is working on making robot dogs.

I can just hear his barely coherent sales pitch, ‘Look, with my #Xpets you don’t ever have to walk them, feed them, clean up after them, & you can program them with an infinite variety of barks!’ 😂🤣🤔😱
jeff-in-sd.bsky.social jeff-in-sd.bsky.social @jeff-in-sd.bsky.social · Jul 25
I recall reading something about Teslas having a “pet onboard” setting that would run the A/C even while parked so that the interior cabin shouldn’t overheat. Of course there is no way of knowing if the owner of this abomination is actually using that feature.
July 25, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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March 7, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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