one year! we got a one year cake!
September 24, 2024 at 11:40 PM
one year! we got a one year cake!
Exactly one year ago today:
April 16, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Exactly one year ago today:
What is it about watching a 4-year-old tell a 78-year-old with the maturity of a 2-year-old to "shut up and go away" that is SO deeply satisfying?
February 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
What is it about watching a 4-year-old tell a 78-year-old with the maturity of a 2-year-old to "shut up and go away" that is SO deeply satisfying?
Ringing in the New Year hits differently this year.
December 22, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Ringing in the New Year hits differently this year.
nostalgic for when i revealed lyra a year ago
October 22, 2024 at 1:49 AM
nostalgic for when i revealed lyra a year ago
Eight year old: Who is the pope?
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Eight year old: Who is the pope?
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
40-Year-Old Has Spiky Hair
October 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
40-Year-Old Has Spiky Hair
that time of year again! 🍂
October 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
that time of year again! 🍂
34-Year-Old Asks For Big Piece theonion.com/34-year...
July 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
34-Year-Old Asks For Big Piece theonion.com/34-year...
Video Of The Year.
September 12, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Video Of The Year.
97 year old NYC diner still serves coke the old fashioned way
September 8, 2024 at 8:38 PM
97 year old NYC diner still serves coke the old fashioned way
Secretary Noem appears to not want to say if the picture of Abrego Garcia’s hand is doctored
Swalwell: I have a 7 year old, a 6 year old, and 3 year old. I have a bullshit detector. I’m just asking you a question
Swalwell: I have a 7 year old, a 6 year old, and 3 year old. I have a bullshit detector. I’m just asking you a question
May 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Secretary Noem appears to not want to say if the picture of Abrego Garcia’s hand is doctored
Swalwell: I have a 7 year old, a 6 year old, and 3 year old. I have a bullshit detector. I’m just asking you a question
Swalwell: I have a 7 year old, a 6 year old, and 3 year old. I have a bullshit detector. I’m just asking you a question
USA Photo of the year
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
USA Photo of the year
From last year. A good history lesson.
September 17, 2026 at 12:40 PM
From last year. A good history lesson.
Pt 2 of the Lyra reveal from last year
October 22, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Pt 2 of the Lyra reveal from last year
Breaking: WNBA credits Caitlin Clark with Assist of the Year.
September 30, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Breaking: WNBA credits Caitlin Clark with Assist of the Year.
🚨 Tesla posts a $400M profit, down 71% year-over-year. Revenue is down nearly $2B compared to the same time last year. Wow.
April 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
🚨 Tesla posts a $400M profit, down 71% year-over-year. Revenue is down nearly $2B compared to the same time last year. Wow.
bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.
July 25, 2026 at 5:53 AM
bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.
Budzinski: Families making over $700,000 a year will see a boost of $12,000 almost entirely from tax cuts. Shockingly, households making $23,000 a year or less are set to lose about $1600 a year, mostly due to deep cuts to Medicaid and food assistance
June 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Budzinski: Families making over $700,000 a year will see a boost of $12,000 almost entirely from tax cuts. Shockingly, households making $23,000 a year or less are set to lose about $1600 a year, mostly due to deep cuts to Medicaid and food assistance