🐶 - I'm the best goalkeeper you'll ever see, hooman. Try me.
🥎 - Another one.
🥎 - One more.
🥎 - Five more.
🥎 - More, more, more..
🤦😂
#dog #goalkeeper #youhaveonejob
🥎 - Another one.
🥎 - One more.
🥎 - Five more.
🥎 - More, more, more..
🤦😂
#dog #goalkeeper #youhaveonejob
January 3, 2026 at 9:10 AM
🐶 - I'm the best goalkeeper you'll ever see, hooman. Try me.
🥎 - Another one.
🥎 - One more.
🥎 - Five more.
🥎 - More, more, more..
🤦😂
#dog #goalkeeper #youhaveonejob
🥎 - Another one.
🥎 - One more.
🥎 - Five more.
🥎 - More, more, more..
🤦😂
#dog #goalkeeper #youhaveonejob
Cole Palmer is a very expensive bottle job… #lufc #youhaveonejob
May 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Cole Palmer is a very expensive bottle job… #lufc #youhaveonejob
mevrouw Wiersma moet zorgen voor deugdelijke wetgeving als ze zo begaan is met het lot van de pasmelders.
#youhaveonejob
#youhaveonejob
June 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
mevrouw Wiersma moet zorgen voor deugdelijke wetgeving als ze zo begaan is met het lot van de pasmelders.
#youhaveonejob
#youhaveonejob
Il y a un code YouHaveOneJob ici ?
October 21, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Il y a un code YouHaveOneJob ici ?
My alarm clock didn't go off and now I'm going to be late for work.
#Cats
#YouHaveOneJob!
#WellMaybeTwo
#YouHaveToLookCute
#OhAlsoThereIsTheScratchingTheSofa
#AndRandomAttacksOnTheOtherCat
#ButOneIMPORTANTJob
#Cats
#YouHaveOneJob!
#WellMaybeTwo
#YouHaveToLookCute
#OhAlsoThereIsTheScratchingTheSofa
#AndRandomAttacksOnTheOtherCat
#ButOneIMPORTANTJob
September 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
My alarm clock didn't go off and now I'm going to be late for work.
#Cats
#YouHaveOneJob!
#WellMaybeTwo
#YouHaveToLookCute
#OhAlsoThereIsTheScratchingTheSofa
#AndRandomAttacksOnTheOtherCat
#ButOneIMPORTANTJob
#Cats
#YouHaveOneJob!
#WellMaybeTwo
#YouHaveToLookCute
#OhAlsoThereIsTheScratchingTheSofa
#AndRandomAttacksOnTheOtherCat
#ButOneIMPORTANTJob
MI House Republicans’ proposed budget would gut funding for MI’s universities & colleges. These are places that teach minds, build community, & attract talent. While the GOP weaponizes state government, we’re fighting for the very institutions that promise opportunity & hope. #YouHaveOneJob
June 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
MI House Republicans’ proposed budget would gut funding for MI’s universities & colleges. These are places that teach minds, build community, & attract talent. While the GOP weaponizes state government, we’re fighting for the very institutions that promise opportunity & hope. #YouHaveOneJob
Embarrassing are the voters in particular. #YouHaveOneJob
July 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Embarrassing are the voters in particular. #YouHaveOneJob
In other news, fuck you florida panthers. #YouHaveOneJob
January 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
In other news, fuck you florida panthers. #YouHaveOneJob
Here’s the thing. If your wife keeps eye contacting me from across the bar while you play with your phone the entire time, It’s not my fault when we start eye fucking. Her body language is telling me exactly how she feels about you… Sorry not sorry 🤷🏻♂️ #youhaveonejob
July 29, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Here’s the thing. If your wife keeps eye contacting me from across the bar while you play with your phone the entire time, It’s not my fault when we start eye fucking. Her body language is telling me exactly how she feels about you… Sorry not sorry 🤷🏻♂️ #youhaveonejob
I’m quite certain that the only qualification for working the deli counter at my local grocery store is to clean the meat slicer an hour before the store closes and then avoid making eye contact with any customers for the rest of night.
#YouHaveOneJob
#YouHaveOneJob
February 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I’m quite certain that the only qualification for working the deli counter at my local grocery store is to clean the meat slicer an hour before the store closes and then avoid making eye contact with any customers for the rest of night.
#YouHaveOneJob
#YouHaveOneJob
Yes. Cowboy caught a Midnight Mousie. (See what I did there.😁)
I love him very much. But that chonky fucker has a live mouse in his mouth in this pic and he PUT IT DOWN to PLAY with it and it's somewhere around here, now.
But Cowboy's on the case. Because 16 y/o Nixie is sleeping. #youhaveonejob
I love him very much. But that chonky fucker has a live mouse in his mouth in this pic and he PUT IT DOWN to PLAY with it and it's somewhere around here, now.
But Cowboy's on the case. Because 16 y/o Nixie is sleeping. #youhaveonejob
October 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Yes. Cowboy caught a Midnight Mousie. (See what I did there.😁)
I love him very much. But that chonky fucker has a live mouse in his mouth in this pic and he PUT IT DOWN to PLAY with it and it's somewhere around here, now.
But Cowboy's on the case. Because 16 y/o Nixie is sleeping. #youhaveonejob
I love him very much. But that chonky fucker has a live mouse in his mouth in this pic and he PUT IT DOWN to PLAY with it and it's somewhere around here, now.
But Cowboy's on the case. Because 16 y/o Nixie is sleeping. #youhaveonejob
I agree. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO PROTECT US?
Because what YOU are showing us is that we need to protect ourselves.
“By any means necessary!”
#YouHaveOneJob
Because what YOU are showing us is that we need to protect ourselves.
“By any means necessary!”
#YouHaveOneJob
It’s not enough to say Abolish ICE. It’s not enough to vote no on ICE funding. It’s not enough to confront Kristi Noem or Greg Bovino with Stern Words.
If you are a leader, what are you doing to protect your community? How are you using your power, privilege, and position to confront this threat?
If you are a leader, what are you doing to protect your community? How are you using your power, privilege, and position to confront this threat?
January 24, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I agree. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO PROTECT US?
Because what YOU are showing us is that we need to protect ourselves.
“By any means necessary!”
#YouHaveOneJob
Because what YOU are showing us is that we need to protect ourselves.
“By any means necessary!”
#YouHaveOneJob
"When the world comes for your children, with the knives out, it's your job to stand in the way."
Joe Hill
#quoteoftheday #YouHaveOneJob #Organize #Resist
Joe Hill
#quoteoftheday #YouHaveOneJob #Organize #Resist
August 30, 2026 at 1:48 PM
"When the world comes for your children, with the knives out, it's your job to stand in the way."
Joe Hill
#quoteoftheday #YouHaveOneJob #Organize #Resist
Joe Hill
#quoteoftheday #YouHaveOneJob #Organize #Resist
The typo on the column headings doesn’t exactly fill me w confidence in the auditors eye for details…or numbers
#youhaveonejob
#youhaveonejob
August 23, 2024 at 2:38 AM
The typo on the column headings doesn’t exactly fill me w confidence in the auditors eye for details…or numbers
#youhaveonejob
#youhaveonejob
You have one job - and that is to open letters…
@angelicatrae.bsky.social
#youhaveonejob #rickandmorty #letteropener #angelicatrae #sizesky
@angelicatrae.bsky.social
#youhaveonejob #rickandmorty #letteropener #angelicatrae #sizesky
March 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
You have one job - and that is to open letters…
@angelicatrae.bsky.social
#youhaveonejob #rickandmorty #letteropener #angelicatrae #sizesky
@angelicatrae.bsky.social
#youhaveonejob #rickandmorty #letteropener #angelicatrae #sizesky
It's encouraging to see the "I understand the assignment" messages across SM saying they are voting for Kamala Harris.
I would if I could, but even #IUnderstanTheAssignment
#YouHaveOneJob
I would if I could, but even #IUnderstanTheAssignment
#YouHaveOneJob
July 23, 2024 at 1:16 PM
It's encouraging to see the "I understand the assignment" messages across SM saying they are voting for Kamala Harris.
I would if I could, but even #IUnderstanTheAssignment
#YouHaveOneJob
I would if I could, but even #IUnderstanTheAssignment
#YouHaveOneJob
#ghislainemaxwell raped kids.
ALSO, TOO, AS WELL, WAS A PARTICIPANT IN IT ALL.
apple.news/AFm0hsK4wRPW...
But sure, media outlets, report on her incarceration improvements and puppy-companionship.
#YouHaveOneJob !
And THAT! Ain’t it!
ALSO, TOO, AS WELL, WAS A PARTICIPANT IN IT ALL.
apple.news/AFm0hsK4wRPW...
But sure, media outlets, report on her incarceration improvements and puppy-companionship.
#YouHaveOneJob !
And THAT! Ain’t it!
House Democrats release new Epstein emails referencing Trump — ABC News
One of the emails is a 2011 message between Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
apple.news
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
#ghislainemaxwell raped kids.
ALSO, TOO, AS WELL, WAS A PARTICIPANT IN IT ALL.
apple.news/AFm0hsK4wRPW...
But sure, media outlets, report on her incarceration improvements and puppy-companionship.
#YouHaveOneJob !
And THAT! Ain’t it!
ALSO, TOO, AS WELL, WAS A PARTICIPANT IN IT ALL.
apple.news/AFm0hsK4wRPW...
But sure, media outlets, report on her incarceration improvements and puppy-companionship.
#YouHaveOneJob !
And THAT! Ain’t it!
and since my homie @airbagmoments.bsky.social kicked off this update, a related point: repubs want a dumb electorate and outlets like @apnews.com are helping the cause
"Donny says X" headlines do ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD unless you make clear his claims are false #YouHaveOneJob
"Donny says X" headlines do ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD unless you make clear his claims are false #YouHaveOneJob
October 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
and since my homie @airbagmoments.bsky.social kicked off this update, a related point: repubs want a dumb electorate and outlets like @apnews.com are helping the cause
"Donny says X" headlines do ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD unless you make clear his claims are false #YouHaveOneJob
"Donny says X" headlines do ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD unless you make clear his claims are false #YouHaveOneJob
@cbsnews.com @abc7.bsky.social @nbcnews.com @cnn.com @msnowreports.bsky.social
One paragraph. Makes you all look complicit and idiotic • Useless! All at the same time.
#YouHaveOneJob
See also ( cowards ): you *were all ‘American’ companies.
One paragraph. Makes you all look complicit and idiotic • Useless! All at the same time.
#YouHaveOneJob
See also ( cowards ): you *were all ‘American’ companies.
August 19, 2026 at 10:58 AM
@cbsnews.com @abc7.bsky.social @nbcnews.com @cnn.com @msnowreports.bsky.social
One paragraph. Makes you all look complicit and idiotic • Useless! All at the same time.
#YouHaveOneJob
See also ( cowards ): you *were all ‘American’ companies.
One paragraph. Makes you all look complicit and idiotic • Useless! All at the same time.
#YouHaveOneJob
See also ( cowards ): you *were all ‘American’ companies.
The time was actually 5:02 pm but the clock says 5:59 pm.
The purpose of a clock tower is what again?
#YouHaveOneJob
The purpose of a clock tower is what again?
#YouHaveOneJob
August 9, 2026 at 9:23 AM
The time was actually 5:02 pm but the clock says 5:59 pm.
The purpose of a clock tower is what again?
#YouHaveOneJob
The purpose of a clock tower is what again?
#YouHaveOneJob
There’s news. A low-grade civil war is being executed now as @nytimes.com reminds tom, alley, and bob aren’t the cats you think they are.
#YouHaveOneJob
And it isn’t clicks or games.
BACK TO WORK!
PAY YOUR REPORTERS!
#YouHaveOneJob
And it isn’t clicks or games.
BACK TO WORK!
PAY YOUR REPORTERS!
October 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
There’s news. A low-grade civil war is being executed now as @nytimes.com reminds tom, alley, and bob aren’t the cats you think they are.
#YouHaveOneJob
And it isn’t clicks or games.
BACK TO WORK!
PAY YOUR REPORTERS!
#YouHaveOneJob
And it isn’t clicks or games.
BACK TO WORK!
PAY YOUR REPORTERS!
Get your shit together, MSM.
#YOUHAVEONEJOB
#YOUHAVEONEJOB
Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.
August 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Get your shit together, MSM.
#YOUHAVEONEJOB
#YOUHAVEONEJOB
Why is FedEx so bad at what they do? I’m so sick of my packages being held hostage. #fedex #dobetter #youhaveonejob
November 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Why is FedEx so bad at what they do? I’m so sick of my packages being held hostage. #fedex #dobetter #youhaveonejob