Yahweh did originate as a storm god so this tracks.
November 2, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Yahweh did originate as a storm god so this tracks.
Does Yahweh have genitalia?
November 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Does Yahweh have genitalia?
“First of all, Holly, I serve a vengeful god. The kind of god who cuts the penises off of non believers. I’m talking about Old Testament Yahweh, real gangster shit, 2nd Kings Yahweh, Leviticus Yahweh. And also yeah shout out to the kicker or whatever. Don’t cook a goat in its own milk. Bless.”
October 31, 2026 at 11:40 PM
“First of all, Holly, I serve a vengeful god. The kind of god who cuts the penises off of non believers. I’m talking about Old Testament Yahweh, real gangster shit, 2nd Kings Yahweh, Leviticus Yahweh. And also yeah shout out to the kicker or whatever. Don’t cook a goat in its own milk. Bless.”
very Yahweh, much religion
October 31, 2026 at 1:27 PM
very Yahweh, much religion
@floridamanmurders.bsky.social did a great episode on this a little while back and it is fucking INSANE:
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@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social
November 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
@floridamanmurders.bsky.social did a great episode on this a little while back and it is fucking INSANE:
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social
My favorite part of the bible is where Yahweh, who is claimed to be infallible, admits "he" made a mistake, sends a big ole flood and solves nothing.
November 1, 2026 at 5:44 AM
My favorite part of the bible is where Yahweh, who is claimed to be infallible, admits "he" made a mistake, sends a big ole flood and solves nothing.
Forget QAnon and MLMs, Trump's got a LOT of David Koresh-grade cultists around. Yahweh Ben Yahweh, Moonie splinter factions, the Rajavis (tho who in DC isn't), LaRouchians of every stripe and that's before you get into whatever turquoise peyote wellness freaks RFK jr brought into the fold
October 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Forget QAnon and MLMs, Trump's got a LOT of David Koresh-grade cultists around. Yahweh Ben Yahweh, Moonie splinter factions, the Rajavis (tho who in DC isn't), LaRouchians of every stripe and that's before you get into whatever turquoise peyote wellness freaks RFK jr brought into the fold
"damn Yahweh, you live like THIS?"
November 2, 2026 at 8:12 PM
"damn Yahweh, you live like THIS?"
no way? yahweh!
none of these words are in the bible. nobody even spoke english back then.
October 27, 2026 at 11:58 PM
no way? yahweh!
November 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Yahweh could be green and shouty…
October 30, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Yahweh could be green and shouty…
The irony is it's the same god. Yahweh is chuckling somewhere.
November 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The irony is it's the same god. Yahweh is chuckling somewhere.
Also, before the push to strict monotheism, many early Israelites worshiped a mother goddess named Asherah as a consort or partner to Yahweh.
November 2, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Also, before the push to strict monotheism, many early Israelites worshiped a mother goddess named Asherah as a consort or partner to Yahweh.
I spam that I spam
- Yahweh
- Yahweh
October 30, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I spam that I spam
- Yahweh
- Yahweh
There's this Miami pirate radio station that runs ramblings of Michael The Black Man.
He's the guy for years known for showing up to all the Trump rallies with a shirts that says BLACKS FOR TRUMP.
Yahweh bin Yahweh is a Miami cult involved with murders.
He's the guy for years known for showing up to all the Trump rallies with a shirts that says BLACKS FOR TRUMP.
Yahweh bin Yahweh is a Miami cult involved with murders.
November 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
There's this Miami pirate radio station that runs ramblings of Michael The Black Man.
He's the guy for years known for showing up to all the Trump rallies with a shirts that says BLACKS FOR TRUMP.
Yahweh bin Yahweh is a Miami cult involved with murders.
He's the guy for years known for showing up to all the Trump rallies with a shirts that says BLACKS FOR TRUMP.
Yahweh bin Yahweh is a Miami cult involved with murders.
"It's spelled 'Yahweh', but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler-Mangrove'."
October 29, 2026 at 5:15 AM
"It's spelled 'Yahweh', but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler-Mangrove'."
Ok but Greg it’s all going to be worth it when they finally summon Binary Yahweh and he solves all the problems they created by doing his holy beeps and boops
November 2, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Ok but Greg it’s all going to be worth it when they finally summon Binary Yahweh and he solves all the problems they created by doing his holy beeps and boops
Not Judaism, not Christianity, but a third, syncretic thing: West African Abrahamic spirituality. youtu.be/efPG8ANPaoQ?...
Yahweh Sabaoth
YouTube video by Ogoh Precious - Topic
youtu.be
October 31, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Not Judaism, not Christianity, but a third, syncretic thing: West African Abrahamic spirituality. youtu.be/efPG8ANPaoQ?...
Nuclear war brought to you by Abrahamic religion. Yahweh isn’t real but they’ll end the world anyways
BREAKING: "Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran," per Tucker Carlson
November 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Nuclear war brought to you by Abrahamic religion. Yahweh isn’t real but they’ll end the world anyways
And absolutely ecstatic at the Shabbat and Jewish holidays luck we got this postseason, thank you YAHWEH LORD OF THE HEBREWS
October 29, 2026 at 3:31 AM
And absolutely ecstatic at the Shabbat and Jewish holidays luck we got this postseason, thank you YAHWEH LORD OF THE HEBREWS
Holly Near: I’m not afraid of your Yahweh. I’m not afraid of your Allah. I’m not afraid of your Jesus. I’m afraid of what you do in the name of your god.
October 30, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Holly Near: I’m not afraid of your Yahweh. I’m not afraid of your Allah. I’m not afraid of your Jesus. I’m afraid of what you do in the name of your god.
95% of “Volkish” revivals of “German Heathenry” effectively amounted to taking the bones of Christianity, crudely grafting Odin onto Yahweh, and throwing out anything that seemed too Jewish. Ariosophy, the German Faith Movement, Ariokatholismus, etc
October 30, 2026 at 2:12 PM
95% of “Volkish” revivals of “German Heathenry” effectively amounted to taking the bones of Christianity, crudely grafting Odin onto Yahweh, and throwing out anything that seemed too Jewish. Ariosophy, the German Faith Movement, Ariokatholismus, etc
1 Samuel 7:9 - Samuel took a suckling lamb, and offered it for a whole burnt offering to Yahweh. Samuel cried to Yahweh for Israel; and Yahweh answered him.
October 31, 2026 at 7:00 PM
1 Samuel 7:9 - Samuel took a suckling lamb, and offered it for a whole burnt offering to Yahweh. Samuel cried to Yahweh for Israel; and Yahweh answered him.
Allah and Yahweh are supposedly the same bloke. “Allah” is Arabic for God.
October 29, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Allah and Yahweh are supposedly the same bloke. “Allah” is Arabic for God.
just checked the baby name book on my shelf and yahweh is not listed under boy names or girl names. judeo-christian god confirmed as gender nonconforming
I just want to note that I think that in at least some persons God has no gender is the obvious orthodox positions. I guess I'd say agender rather than nonbinary (though maybe the former entails the latter without vice versa) but still: I think it's heresy to say the Holy Spirit has a binary gender.
Got this in my mailbox this weekend
November 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
just checked the baby name book on my shelf and yahweh is not listed under boy names or girl names. judeo-christian god confirmed as gender nonconforming