Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich
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March 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich
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February 24, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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This is no yolk
My grocery store sells through their egg allotment by 10 am every day and the cost of a dozen white large eggs has risen from $3.49 to $4.99.
Where are all the people who said they voted for Trump over egg prices (not facism) and all the journalists who wrote those stories with a straight face?
Where are all the people who said they voted for Trump over egg prices (not facism) and all the journalists who wrote those stories with a straight face?
February 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This is no yolk
🥚yolk bnnyu ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱
October 20, 2024 at 9:57 AM
🥚yolk bnnyu ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱
guys check out this egg i cracked the other day
April 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
guys check out this egg i cracked the other day
no. not the whole egg. *lowers voice* just the yolk
September 24, 2026 at 3:42 AM
no. not the whole egg. *lowers voice* just the yolk
me when I understand human anatomy
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
me when I understand human anatomy
And that's no yolk!
Canada takes the stage as a new world power:
March 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
And that's no yolk!
Life begins at yolk!
January 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Life begins at yolk!
voters find chuck schumer in the corner of his office whispering about eggs to himself, covered in yolk
NEWS: Big crowd starting to gather outside @schumer.senate.gov office in Peekskill at this hour. Dems demanding total opposition: "Lie across the tracks." Very interesting development.
February 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
voters find chuck schumer in the corner of his office whispering about eggs to himself, covered in yolk
i can make the yolk goty
March 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i can make the yolk goty
An egg yolk jelly in the Elliot Bay marina
#MarineLife #Jellyfish #Seattle #FriedEgg #PhacellophoraCamtschatica #Nature #Invertebrates
#MarineLife #Jellyfish #Seattle #FriedEgg #PhacellophoraCamtschatica #Nature #Invertebrates
August 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
An egg yolk jelly in the Elliot Bay marina
#MarineLife #Jellyfish #Seattle #FriedEgg #PhacellophoraCamtschatica #Nature #Invertebrates
#MarineLife #Jellyfish #Seattle #FriedEgg #PhacellophoraCamtschatica #Nature #Invertebrates
Egg yolk and egg white separator
September 22, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Egg yolk and egg white separator
I just cracked three eggs for his breakfast. Look!!! I'm going to buy a lottery ticket.
August 11, 2026 at 10:49 AM
I just cracked three eggs for his breakfast. Look!!! I'm going to buy a lottery ticket.
The more vibrant colors make him look like egg yolk I think
July 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The more vibrant colors make him look like egg yolk I think
the new yolk financier
July 15, 2026 at 1:16 AM
the new yolk financier
A zygote is the result of a sperm joining an egg.
‘Zygote’ comes from the Greek word for ‘yoke.’
A ‘yoke’ is a wooden beam that JOINS two animals together.
The ‘yolk’ of an egg is from the Old English word for “yellow.”
‘Yoke’ and ‘yolk’ have no relation to each other.
‘Zygote’ comes from the Greek word for ‘yoke.’
A ‘yoke’ is a wooden beam that JOINS two animals together.
The ‘yolk’ of an egg is from the Old English word for “yellow.”
‘Yoke’ and ‘yolk’ have no relation to each other.
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A zygote is the result of a sperm joining an egg.
‘Zygote’ comes from the Greek word for ‘yoke.’
A ‘yoke’ is a wooden beam that JOINS two animals together.
The ‘yolk’ of an egg is from the Old English word for “yellow.”
‘Yoke’ and ‘yolk’ have no relation to each other.
‘Zygote’ comes from the Greek word for ‘yoke.’
A ‘yoke’ is a wooden beam that JOINS two animals together.
The ‘yolk’ of an egg is from the Old English word for “yellow.”
‘Yoke’ and ‘yolk’ have no relation to each other.