the dog octonic scale:
yip, york, bark, yoof, woof, bork boof, awooo
yip, york, bark, yoof, woof, bork boof, awooo
September 26, 2026 at 6:03 PM
the dog octonic scale:
yip, york, bark, yoof, woof, bork boof, awooo
yip, york, bark, yoof, woof, bork boof, awooo
The yoof of today...
August 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The yoof of today...
Saw a yoof wearing flares today.
Fucking Hippy.
Fucking Hippy.
March 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Saw a yoof wearing flares today.
Fucking Hippy.
Fucking Hippy.
Happy Yuffie day
November 20, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Happy Yuffie day
It’s soooo fucking stupid and the people who complain also cut funding for all the Yoof program that would keep them busy
May 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
It’s soooo fucking stupid and the people who complain also cut funding for all the Yoof program that would keep them busy
It’s 32°C (shade) & a yoof has just walked past, in the sun, wearing an arran jumper
May 23, 2026 at 3:53 PM
It’s 32°C (shade) & a yoof has just walked past, in the sun, wearing an arran jumper
Labour convincing young people they're the modern party of the future
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Labour convincing young people they're the modern party of the future
October 2, 2026 at 8:28 AM
TYPEWRITER
One for the yoof there
One for the yoof there
Name a cheat code in a videogame.
September 28, 2026 at 7:50 AM
TYPEWRITER
One for the yoof there
One for the yoof there
Happy birthday, yoof! Here's a picture of @riotgrlerin.bsky.social with Cookie Monsters instead of pupils:
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Happy birthday, yoof! Here's a picture of @riotgrlerin.bsky.social with Cookie Monsters instead of pupils:
Learn to master the “why are you asking me about borbles the Yoof micro celebrity I am 30 or 40 years old” look
August 28, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Learn to master the “why are you asking me about borbles the Yoof micro celebrity I am 30 or 40 years old” look
Part of letting kids be kids is letting them hang out with kids instead of trying to force yourself into da yoof kultur.
November 26, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Part of letting kids be kids is letting them hang out with kids instead of trying to force yourself into da yoof kultur.
Reliving yoof Tuesday 🎶
September 29, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Reliving yoof Tuesday 🎶
Come for Moonlighting. Stay for the yoof tv..
Our new episode is out today! @samiraahmeduk.bsky.social
and @gkw.bsky.social look at the following shows from May 1987: Moonlighting, Every Second Counts, The Ritz and Network 7. Huge thanks to @mrstevelevine.bsky.social for talking to us about the N7 theme tune.
and @gkw.bsky.social look at the following shows from May 1987: Moonlighting, Every Second Counts, The Ritz and Network 7. Huge thanks to @mrstevelevine.bsky.social for talking to us about the N7 theme tune.
May 14, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Come for Moonlighting. Stay for the yoof tv..
Gotta love how whenever kids show political passion they get told off for unacceptable behaviour and then later pundits are all “why is the yoof so disconnected from politics?”
March 15, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Gotta love how whenever kids show political passion they get told off for unacceptable behaviour and then later pundits are all “why is the yoof so disconnected from politics?”
Back the Yoof Hostel
September 20, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Back the Yoof Hostel
When I was a yoof, i fettled my knackered Rover's exhaust to make it loud and shouty. Today, when the back box fell off my Rover, I drove it carefully to the garage to avoid making too much noise. What a difference 30 years makes.
June 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
When I was a yoof, i fettled my knackered Rover's exhaust to make it loud and shouty. Today, when the back box fell off my Rover, I drove it carefully to the garage to avoid making too much noise. What a difference 30 years makes.
Chelsea yoof blocked me before i even saw his account
November 14, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Chelsea yoof blocked me before i even saw his account
No-one normal under 45 has ever heard of Tony Benn, I thought Zachy boy was all about the yoof?
October 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
No-one normal under 45 has ever heard of Tony Benn, I thought Zachy boy was all about the yoof?
Also looking at old pics. Behold me as a yoof.
November 28, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Also looking at old pics. Behold me as a yoof.
In the prime of his yoof...
August 7, 2024 at 8:57 AM
In the prime of his yoof...
But yoof mobility means FORRINS
May 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
But yoof mobility means FORRINS
Is this a young Will Self?
October 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Is this a young Will Self?