#YouMightBeGettingOlderIf
#YouMightBeGettingOlderIf you start taking pictures of your cat posing with your new spider plant.
April 17, 2026 at 10:04 PM
#YouMightBeGettingOlderIf
You wish the cat would bring you the remote.
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Also, delusional.
April 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
#YouMightBeGettingOlderIf you remember when hashtag searches worked
April 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
#YouMightBeGettingOlderIf you’re still alive
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April 17, 2026 at 10:38 PM
#YouMightBeGettingOlderIf someone tells you loudly so you can hear it
an older woman is holding a megaphone in her mouth and says you are old
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April 17, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Ffs, Bluesky's still malfunctioning?

#YouMightBeGettingOlderIf you expect tech issues to be resolved by the next fuckin' day.🦉💢

#CalmDownTags #HashtagGame

🦉: Did a tag search, took a long ass time and the only results are the 4 skeets I saw and ❤️'d. Dafuq.
April 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
#YouMightBeGettingOlderIf You feel death's icy grip getting closer everyday.
April 17, 2026 at 11:13 PM
#YouMightBeGettingOlderIf you're getting flyers in the mail from cemeterys
April 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
#YouMightBeGettingOlderIf you're now getting the senior citizen discount at Friendly's
April 17, 2026 at 11:15 PM
#YouMightBeGettingOlderIf
You think steam punk is sauna sickness.
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April 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
#YouMightBeGettingOlderIf you’re getting a bit grey around the muzzle.
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April 18, 2026 at 12:47 AM
#YouMightBeGettingOlderIf you finally admit that maybe Kids Incorporated was kinda cringey. 😬
April 17, 2026 at 11:41 PM
#YouMightBeGettingOlderIf these morons don't blow the world up tomorrow.
April 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
#YouMightBeGettingOlderIf you stay later than you have to at the grocery store because they're playing your favorite song.
April 18, 2026 at 12:42 AM