The month of russet and gold is upon us and the old Gods have blessed us with an abundance of Gemmifera.

The shucking sous serfs have done their work and little crosses have been cut in the stalks. The cauldron water is near ebullient and as salty as Wülfhelms curses.

The #YuletideSprouts are ON

3. The #YuletideSprouts lore is immutable.

4. Cook shall confine himself to the kitchen for the cooking entire.

5. Cook shall only communicate through the medium of the @themeadhallbard.bsky.social

Heed well these words and still thy voice lest thy is summoned to the @dutytorturer.bsky.social.