WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ZOES
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
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February 26, 2026 at 1:46 AM
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ZOES
ZOEs have no concept of nudity nor do they care
October 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
ZOEs have no concept of nudity nor do they care
Elon Musk is running the Twitter playbook on the US government: www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Elon Musk Is Running the Twitter Playbook on the Federal Government
The US Office of Personnel Management is telling federal workers to get in line—or get out.
www.wired.com
January 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
huff it up you freaks
January 16, 2024 at 10:16 PM
huff it up you freaks
Wez hab anudder noodlez luver! Ebberywun chek owt Zoes furst attempt!
Zoe is very adventurous when it comes to food. This is her 1st attempt at a spaghetti noodle. Look how cute she is & those whiskers. She did eventually figure it out & ate a bit - she liked it. Good job Zoe! ♥️
Auggie @auggiethebeck.bsky.social you may have a noodle competitor soon. Watch out!
Auggie @auggiethebeck.bsky.social you may have a noodle competitor soon. Watch out!
August 25, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Wez hab anudder noodlez luver! Ebberywun chek owt Zoes furst attempt!
bloquez bsky.app/profile/zoes...
Zoé de Sagan est arrivé.e ici et bien sûr participe au mensonge que Bluesky serait rempli de pédo car de gauche, comme le bon compte complotiste Qanon qu'il est.
November 28, 2024 at 12:14 PM
bloquez bsky.app/profile/zoes...
"We have a lot of Zoes here" is a mandate of heaven type line
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"We have a lot of Zoes here" is a mandate of heaven type line
July 17, 2026 at 4:20 PM
So many Zorahs and Zoras and Zoes
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
So many Zorahs and Zoras and Zoes
Zoes' gassy balloons session
Commissioned by "princesszoe"
Commissioned by "princesszoe"
May 29, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Zoes' gassy balloons session
Commissioned by "princesszoe"
Commissioned by "princesszoe"
It's not a bathrobe, it's a cape with sleeves
February 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
When my sister & I went to "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" the theater started playing "Piglet's Big Movie" instead! Packed audience all looked around confused. Then, from the neighboring auditorium, a chorus of horrified screams... as 150 toddlers saw a robot foot come down onto a human skull.
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
had a cozy weekend despite the pain from the weather
September 28, 2026 at 5:31 PM
had a cozy weekend despite the pain from the weather
belated collarbone post
January 3, 2024 at 6:03 AM
belated collarbone post
Daily Purp 720-
Due to recent events, the Zoes have been shrunken in size, hopefully this will be fixed in the future and Zoes will return to their normal size as soon as the cause is identified.
#OCArt #OC #Art #DailyPurp
Due to recent events, the Zoes have been shrunken in size, hopefully this will be fixed in the future and Zoes will return to their normal size as soon as the cause is identified.
#OCArt #OC #Art #DailyPurp
May 31, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Daily Purp 720-
Due to recent events, the Zoes have been shrunken in size, hopefully this will be fixed in the future and Zoes will return to their normal size as soon as the cause is identified.
#OCArt #OC #Art #DailyPurp
Due to recent events, the Zoes have been shrunken in size, hopefully this will be fixed in the future and Zoes will return to their normal size as soon as the cause is identified.
#OCArt #OC #Art #DailyPurp
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
listen
there's so many zoes
there's so many zoes
November 27, 2024 at 2:52 AM
listen
there's so many zoes
there's so many zoes
at some point "lilith" was introduced into the ecosystem and has begun to outcompete native species like alices, zoes, kates, and liz-es
May 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
at some point "lilith" was introduced into the ecosystem and has begun to outcompete native species like alices, zoes, kates, and liz-es
Plenty of Zoes still in France I would think.
October 3, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Plenty of Zoes still in France I would think.
#AddToIslandSky #AddToBlackSky Haitian born and raised where my zoes 👀 Swiv mwen m pa mòde
November 15, 2024 at 3:34 AM
#AddToIslandSky #AddToBlackSky Haitian born and raised where my zoes 👀 Swiv mwen m pa mòde
Happy Independence Day to all my Zoes!!!
January 1, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Happy Independence Day to all my Zoes!!!
So the 10 reviews for the consultation on HRT for trans youth that was started today have been published. I'm currently skimming through them, and I'm already very suspicious of what's been included, and more importantly what's been excluded.
NHS England » Consultation: Feminising and masculinising medicines in the management of gender incongruence in children and young people – evidence reviews
NHS England » Consultation: Feminising and masculinising medicines in the management of gender incongruence in children and young people – evidence reviews
www.england.nhs.uk
March 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM