#TrayvonMartin was blatantly exceeding his recommended daily sugar intake. I had to stop him. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:38 AM
#TrayvonMartin was blatantly exceeding his recommended daily sugar intake. I had to stop him. #Zimmermandefense
#TrayvonMartin's shouting disturbed the peace and activated my neighborhood watch PTSD. I had to silence him. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:33 AM
#TrayvonMartin's shouting disturbed the peace and activated my neighborhood watch PTSD. I had to silence him. #Zimmermandefense
#TrayvonMartin is black and I'm not. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:33 AM
#TrayvonMartin is black and I'm not. #Zimmermandefense
Arizona ice tea cans may conceal a weapon. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Arizona ice tea cans may conceal a weapon. #Zimmermandefense
Skittles are nasty. I'm on #TeamStarburst. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Skittles are nasty. I'm on #TeamStarburst. #Zimmermandefense
#TrayvonMartin didn't show me his papers. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:33 AM
#TrayvonMartin didn't show me his papers. #Zimmermandefense
He fit the description. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:33 AM
He fit the description. #Zimmermandefense
My dad wrote me a letter of recommendation. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:33 AM
My dad wrote me a letter of recommendation. #Zimmermandefense
Self-defense. Okay, I'm going home now. Deuces. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Self-defense. Okay, I'm going home now. Deuces. #Zimmermandefense
They're expendable. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:33 AM
They're expendable. #Zimmermandefense
Unilateral pre-emptive strike. It's the American way. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Unilateral pre-emptive strike. It's the American way. #Zimmermandefense
Didn't want the rest of them to get any funny ideas. It's all about the deterrent effect. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Didn't want the rest of them to get any funny ideas. It's all about the deterrent effect. #Zimmermandefense
It's just standard protocol. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:28 AM
It's just standard protocol. #Zimmermandefense
He was resisting arrest. Oh wait, I'm not a cop. My bad! #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:28 AM
He was resisting arrest. Oh wait, I'm not a cop. My bad! #Zimmermandefense
“These assholes always get away. He looks black.” #Zimmermandefense #911tape #directquotes #factstrangerthanfiction
December 3, 2024 at 5:28 AM
“These assholes always get away. He looks black.” #Zimmermandefense #911tape #directquotes #factstrangerthanfiction
I have a concealed weapons permit. Don't pull out your gun unless you're prepared to use it. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:28 AM
I have a concealed weapons permit. Don't pull out your gun unless you're prepared to use it. #Zimmermandefense
"Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn." - Irvin S. Cobb http://ow.ly/9IxFx #Zimmermandefense
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December 3, 2024 at 5:23 AM
"Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn." - Irvin S. Cobb http://ow.ly/9IxFx #Zimmermandefense
I was just trying to cut out the middle man. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:18 AM
I was just trying to cut out the middle man. #Zimmermandefense
I have black friends. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:18 AM
I have black friends. #Zimmermandefense
My last criminal charge was reduced, so I thought I earned a freebie. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:18 AM
My last criminal charge was reduced, so I thought I earned a freebie. #Zimmermandefense
I'm part hispanic. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:13 AM
I'm part hispanic. #Zimmermandefense
He looked suspicious. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:13 AM
He looked suspicious. #Zimmermandefense
The dispatcher said "we don't need you to do that", but I strive to deliver beyond what's expected of me. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:13 AM
The dispatcher said "we don't need you to do that", but I strive to deliver beyond what's expected of me. #Zimmermandefense
December 3, 2024 at 5:08 AM