#Zipties
New Yorker cover
May 10, 2024 at 7:28 PM
February 3, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Did you ask them where they keep the kid-sized zipties?
May 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM
yo dawg, we heard u liek zipties, so we secured ur 60" zipties together with 8" zipties
August 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I love zipties, so fun to add
May 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I saw zipties, and lots of innocent boys and men.
October 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
recon x vandal. cruel, sleazy, extortionate cop x anarchist yuri. zipties and non-consensual brat-breaking. consider it
June 21, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Reskeet with spectacles, nerd.

w/ #ducttape & #zipties & an #insideoutshirt - its been a very very long year.
July 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
someone make a network show called IRS: SPECOPS where they send all sorts of operator types into billionaire tech offices and haul out CEOs in zipties
i legit think this is true and probably the path to winning the next presidency, but i regret to inform you that support would probably not break cleanly against normal left/right partisan lines
next dem president should be a moralistic fire breathing reformer with an iron rod up their ass
January 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
that's a LOT of zipties
Police at Columbia University graduation ceremony
May 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
August 21, 2026 at 7:07 AM
steal $1.5 billion —> nbd

cleaning lady w/o papers —> zipties & bulletproof vests
October 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
BREAKING: We're urging a federal court to refuse to dismiss our lawsuit challenging the violent detention of hundreds of people at a horse race in Wilder, ID.

Law enforcement descended on an event popular with Latine families wielding flashbang grenades, guns, and zipties. We demand accountability.
September 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Meanwhile maga actually showed up with nooses and zipties
July 22, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Alice in Zipties

The Mercury Volta

Rook
Slightly diminish a band: Minivan Halen
Slightly diminish a band: Nine Inch IKEA DIY Hex Bolts
August 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Zipties cut into wrists. When a 15yo said they were too tight, an agent allegedly tightened them further. Adults were searched & items from their pockets were put in plastic bags strung around their necks. ...
3/7
February 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Happy free zipties from harbor freight (no purchase necessary) day to all who celebrate
March 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If being an aloof wife contributing from behind the scenes is a crime, slap on the zipties
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]

"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I really really need to draw robot porn/robot chastity kinky stuff using this

work safe not safe for work
May 15, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Watching kids getting rounded up at the UCSD Price Center and led away in zipties is breaking my heart in places I didn't even know it had. I worked sixteen years to get into that school
May 6, 2024 at 8:13 PM
completed yakuza kiwami 3 & zipties today
April 4, 2026 at 11:30 AM
I refuse to circumcise my zipties !!!!
May 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
*Pours pop rocks into your foreskin and zipties it shut*

Now you can cum.
June 29, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Throwback to being hogtied with zipties. Stinky sock taped in my mouth and blindfolded. I was stuck.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
im gonna need more zipties
September 29, 2026 at 10:36 PM