The Zoroastrians were correct. There are two principles in the world: good and evil, the Truth and the Lie
January 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The Zoroastrians were correct. There are two principles in the world: good and evil, the Truth and the Lie
Yazidis, too. Parsis (but not Zoroastrians writ large)
May 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Yazidis, too. Parsis (but not Zoroastrians writ large)
It is 😭 like who were the based people who transcended the binary? The Muslims? The Zoroastrians? They don’t even know 😭
April 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It is 😭 like who were the based people who transcended the binary? The Muslims? The Zoroastrians? They don’t even know 😭
jesus defeated death!! scripture is pretty clear on this point!! hell is for zoroastrians!!
Calvinism………. 2!!!!!!!!
I one time heard someone say “Presbyterians are the only Christians based enough to say ‘I don’t think hell is a thing anymore’” and like… so true 💅
I one time heard someone say “Presbyterians are the only Christians based enough to say ‘I don’t think hell is a thing anymore’” and like… so true 💅
April 18, 2024 at 11:47 PM
jesus defeated death!! scripture is pretty clear on this point!! hell is for zoroastrians!!
This but the small ones too
Fuck off Zoroastrians, you're just as stupid as the people who fell for Peter Popoff's shit
Fuck off Zoroastrians, you're just as stupid as the people who fell for Peter Popoff's shit
christians piss me off, muslims piss me off, jews piss me off, catholics piss me off. the big religions suckkkk
September 28, 2026 at 10:59 PM
This but the small ones too
Fuck off Zoroastrians, you're just as stupid as the people who fell for Peter Popoff's shit
Fuck off Zoroastrians, you're just as stupid as the people who fell for Peter Popoff's shit
The Zoroastrians are still going
November 12, 2024 at 5:07 PM
The Zoroastrians are still going
Iran is so much more diverse than you realize.
We have Afghanis, Africans, Arabs, Armenians, Azeris, Balochis, Bakhtiaris, Gilanis, Kurds, Loris, Mazanderanis, Qashqais, Turks.
We have Ithna'asheris, Ismailis, Sunnis, Christians, Zoroastrians, Baha'i, Jews.
This isn't comprehensive. At all.
We have Afghanis, Africans, Arabs, Armenians, Azeris, Balochis, Bakhtiaris, Gilanis, Kurds, Loris, Mazanderanis, Qashqais, Turks.
We have Ithna'asheris, Ismailis, Sunnis, Christians, Zoroastrians, Baha'i, Jews.
This isn't comprehensive. At all.
January 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Iran is so much more diverse than you realize.
We have Afghanis, Africans, Arabs, Armenians, Azeris, Balochis, Bakhtiaris, Gilanis, Kurds, Loris, Mazanderanis, Qashqais, Turks.
We have Ithna'asheris, Ismailis, Sunnis, Christians, Zoroastrians, Baha'i, Jews.
This isn't comprehensive. At all.
We have Afghanis, Africans, Arabs, Armenians, Azeris, Balochis, Bakhtiaris, Gilanis, Kurds, Loris, Mazanderanis, Qashqais, Turks.
We have Ithna'asheris, Ismailis, Sunnis, Christians, Zoroastrians, Baha'i, Jews.
This isn't comprehensive. At all.
The somewhat more interesting question that people have serious arguments over is whether they're Protestants. But I don't think any serious secular scholar of religion would insist they're not Christians in the same way that, like, Zoroastrians or Buddhists or atheists aren't Christians.
June 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
The somewhat more interesting question that people have serious arguments over is whether they're Protestants. But I don't think any serious secular scholar of religion would insist they're not Christians in the same way that, like, Zoroastrians or Buddhists or atheists aren't Christians.
like. 'Jews have set themselves up for this by believing in Judaism' would you rather we be zoroastrians
June 12, 2026 at 2:20 AM
like. 'Jews have set themselves up for this by believing in Judaism' would you rather we be zoroastrians
Time for Buddhists, Satanists, Zoroastrians, Eastern Orthodox, Shamans, Wiccans, and Baha’i people stand up for their share of the pie! /s
November 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Time for Buddhists, Satanists, Zoroastrians, Eastern Orthodox, Shamans, Wiccans, and Baha’i people stand up for their share of the pie! /s
Yes! I think that’s an excellent mode. Zoroastrians do that, don’t they? #TheArchers
September 22, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Yes! I think that’s an excellent mode. Zoroastrians do that, don’t they? #TheArchers
🧵🧵🧵 7 questions for the Trump regime about the attack in Nigeria:
1. Is it now official U.S. policy that Christians under attack anywhere In the world will be defended by our military?
2. Will only Christians in trouble spots overseas get U.S. protection — not Muslims, Hindus or Zoroastrians?
1. Is it now official U.S. policy that Christians under attack anywhere In the world will be defended by our military?
2. Will only Christians in trouble spots overseas get U.S. protection — not Muslims, Hindus or Zoroastrians?
December 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
🧵🧵🧵 7 questions for the Trump regime about the attack in Nigeria:
1. Is it now official U.S. policy that Christians under attack anywhere In the world will be defended by our military?
2. Will only Christians in trouble spots overseas get U.S. protection — not Muslims, Hindus or Zoroastrians?
1. Is it now official U.S. policy that Christians under attack anywhere In the world will be defended by our military?
2. Will only Christians in trouble spots overseas get U.S. protection — not Muslims, Hindus or Zoroastrians?
i am dumb, i was thinking about zoroastrians and their dahkma, not sikhs.
June 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i am dumb, i was thinking about zoroastrians and their dahkma, not sikhs.
The Indian diaspora in NYC also includes Parsis/Zoroastrians, Jews, Bahai, atheists and some animists.
August 16, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The Indian diaspora in NYC also includes Parsis/Zoroastrians, Jews, Bahai, atheists and some animists.
Because people forget about the Zoroastrians full stop
September 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Because people forget about the Zoroastrians full stop
Two men praying at a fire altar, most likely representing Zoroastrians.
Persia, c. 1650-1700.
(British Museum)
Persia, c. 1650-1700.
(British Museum)
March 14, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Two men praying at a fire altar, most likely representing Zoroastrians.
Persia, c. 1650-1700.
(British Museum)
Persia, c. 1650-1700.
(British Museum)
(But also this is a relatively common accusation levied at people from the Ithna'asheri and Ismaili sects, especially when we're from the same ethnic group as my mom and Zohran's dad. We're not Real Muslims™, we're Jews / Hindus / Zoroastrians.)
October 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
(But also this is a relatively common accusation levied at people from the Ithna'asheri and Ismaili sects, especially when we're from the same ethnic group as my mom and Zohran's dad. We're not Real Muslims™, we're Jews / Hindus / Zoroastrians.)
If Jews deserve their own nation, then so Zoroastrians. Except Zoroastrians haven’t used their organizations to curry political influences, exploited their persecutions, or build a terrorist army to attack indigenous peoples.
May 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
If Jews deserve their own nation, then so Zoroastrians. Except Zoroastrians haven’t used their organizations to curry political influences, exploited their persecutions, or build a terrorist army to attack indigenous peoples.
The remaining 1 percent includes roughly 300,000 Baha’i, 300,000 Christians, 35,000 Zoroastrians, 20,000 Jews, and 10,000 Sabean Mandeans according to the Minority Rights Group.
That's right: 20,000 Jews live in Iran...
That's right: 20,000 Jews live in Iran...
June 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The remaining 1 percent includes roughly 300,000 Baha’i, 300,000 Christians, 35,000 Zoroastrians, 20,000 Jews, and 10,000 Sabean Mandeans according to the Minority Rights Group.
That's right: 20,000 Jews live in Iran...
That's right: 20,000 Jews live in Iran...
'the church played a key role in protecting Jews from antisemitic mobs' who i assume just materialized out of the ether one day, presumably they were zoroastrians
August 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
'the church played a key role in protecting Jews from antisemitic mobs' who i assume just materialized out of the ether one day, presumably they were zoroastrians
it all goes back to Ahura Mazda, who taught the ancient Persian Zoroastrians that attacking people is bad
Thanks to NPR for explaining that due to the ancient, mysterious culture of Persia, Iranians "don't like to be attacked" npr.org/2025/06/16/n...
June 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
it all goes back to Ahura Mazda, who taught the ancient Persian Zoroastrians that attacking people is bad
Why does everyone forget about the Zoroastrians (who also alternatively were OK and were not)
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September 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Why does everyone forget about the Zoroastrians (who also alternatively were OK and were not)
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