Imma use my first Bluesky post to casually mention that Ted Cruz is a dick.
November 25, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Imma use my first Bluesky post to casually mention that Ted Cruz is a dick.
Watched a few minutes of Ted Cruz on CBS this morning.
Yep.
Still a dick.
Yep.
Still a dick.
December 1, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Watched a few minutes of Ted Cruz on CBS this morning.
Yep.
Still a dick.
Yep.
Still a dick.
Yeah… eat a dick, Ted Cruz.
April 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Yeah… eat a dick, Ted Cruz.
Ted Cruz is a dick
February 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Ted Cruz is a dick
The poster who switched their account name to 'Ted Cruz's Tiny Dick' is also a legend !
August 27, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The poster who switched their account name to 'Ted Cruz's Tiny Dick' is also a legend !
Ted rooting for Halliburton because he’s a fan of Dick Cheney. Boo, Ted, boo!!!
May 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ted rooting for Halliburton because he’s a fan of Dick Cheney. Boo, Ted, boo!!!
Holy shit. Ted Cruz is a dick.
January 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Holy shit. Ted Cruz is a dick.
He's one in 360 million, but a lot of this joy he produces has a Ted Lasso feeling: Imagine a grown man who isn't a dick.
Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
February 7, 2026 at 4:32 PM
He's one in 360 million, but a lot of this joy he produces has a Ted Lasso feeling: Imagine a grown man who isn't a dick.
Rarely does one get so perfect a chance and I wasn’t gonna let my boy miss it
August 27, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Rarely does one get so perfect a chance and I wasn’t gonna let my boy miss it
[Ted Danson & Robert Palmer playing tennis]
Ted Danson: Is that one nil?
Robert Palmer (sighing): You might as well face it. You're a dick, Ted. Two-love.
Ted Danson: Is that one nil?
Robert Palmer (sighing): You might as well face it. You're a dick, Ted. Two-love.
June 20, 2026 at 1:54 PM
[Ted Danson & Robert Palmer playing tennis]
Ted Danson: Is that one nil?
Robert Palmer (sighing): You might as well face it. You're a dick, Ted. Two-love.
Ted Danson: Is that one nil?
Robert Palmer (sighing): You might as well face it. You're a dick, Ted. Two-love.
Ted Cruz never answers my emails, but he did send me his newsletter.
August 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Ted Cruz never answers my emails, but he did send me his newsletter.
In today's episode of "things that look like a giant dick." Here is a picture of Ted Cruz. Oh, and a neon sign...😅🤣
February 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
In today's episode of "things that look like a giant dick." Here is a picture of Ted Cruz. Oh, and a neon sign...😅🤣
Ted McGinley went to Starbucks and the barista turned out to be a SHRINKING fan.
June 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Ted McGinley went to Starbucks and the barista turned out to be a SHRINKING fan.
Ah, Burnet~
Lost a pair again~
Lost a pair again~
December 17, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Ah, Burnet~
Lost a pair again~
Lost a pair again~
Mamdani scratches that same sweet itch as Ted Lasso. The fantasy of an adult man alive in 2026 a) caring and b) not being a dick. Pure sci-fi.
April 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Mamdani scratches that same sweet itch as Ted Lasso. The fantasy of an adult man alive in 2026 a) caring and b) not being a dick. Pure sci-fi.
June 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Ted Cruz is a dick.
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Ted Cruz is a dick.
@nothosaur.com's "Hunter Jack" feels so so good...
You could say I'm a-dick-ted 🥴
#trans #femboy #nsfw #nothosaur
You could say I'm a-dick-ted 🥴
#trans #femboy #nsfw #nothosaur
June 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
@nothosaur.com's "Hunter Jack" feels so so good...
You could say I'm a-dick-ted 🥴
#trans #femboy #nsfw #nothosaur
You could say I'm a-dick-ted 🥴
#trans #femboy #nsfw #nothosaur
"Literally say Ted Cruz is a dick — that solves the problem. That is how we speak in America."
Rick Wilson and Tim Miller blast Ted Cruz for his line of attack against Gavin Newsom and argue Democrats should stop pearl-clutching when it’s time to hit back.
Rick Wilson and Tim Miller blast Ted Cruz for his line of attack against Gavin Newsom and argue Democrats should stop pearl-clutching when it’s time to hit back.
February 18, 2026 at 8:00 AM
"Literally say Ted Cruz is a dick — that solves the problem. That is how we speak in America."
Rick Wilson and Tim Miller blast Ted Cruz for his line of attack against Gavin Newsom and argue Democrats should stop pearl-clutching when it’s time to hit back.
Rick Wilson and Tim Miller blast Ted Cruz for his line of attack against Gavin Newsom and argue Democrats should stop pearl-clutching when it’s time to hit back.
"Literally say Ted Cruz is a dick — that solves the problem. That is how we speak in America."
@therickwilson.bsky.social and @timmiller.bsky.social blast Ted Cruz for his line of attack against Gavin Newsom and argue Democrats should stop pearl-clutching when it’s time to hit back.
@therickwilson.bsky.social and @timmiller.bsky.social blast Ted Cruz for his line of attack against Gavin Newsom and argue Democrats should stop pearl-clutching when it’s time to hit back.
February 18, 2026 at 12:15 AM
"Literally say Ted Cruz is a dick — that solves the problem. That is how we speak in America."
@therickwilson.bsky.social and @timmiller.bsky.social blast Ted Cruz for his line of attack against Gavin Newsom and argue Democrats should stop pearl-clutching when it’s time to hit back.
@therickwilson.bsky.social and @timmiller.bsky.social blast Ted Cruz for his line of attack against Gavin Newsom and argue Democrats should stop pearl-clutching when it’s time to hit back.
Technically my first dick pic on BlueSky. There’s a Ted on it.
August 7, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Technically my first dick pic on BlueSky. There’s a Ted on it.
April 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM