December 29, 2024 at 7:23 PM
The irony of a five-time draft dodger holding a military parade for his birthday … Tell me, O Muse, how does one laugh and vomit at the same time?
June 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The irony of a five-time draft dodger holding a military parade for his birthday … Tell me, O Muse, how does one laugh and vomit at the same time?
i may look like a cheerleader but i prefer the term “muse” since being around me is always amusing ;3
October 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
i may look like a cheerleader but i prefer the term “muse” since being around me is always amusing ;3
Me voy a Lisboa en enero a ver a Muse?
Me voy a Lisboa en enero a ver a Muse.💅🏻
Me voy a Lisboa en enero a ver a Muse.💅🏻
October 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Me voy a Lisboa en enero a ver a Muse?
Me voy a Lisboa en enero a ver a Muse.💅🏻
Me voy a Lisboa en enero a ver a Muse.💅🏻
Sing to me, muse, of a complicated man…
July 29, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Sing to me, muse, of a complicated man…
Wolfwood slowly becoming a muse for me brings me heartfelt joy ❤️
January 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Wolfwood slowly becoming a muse for me brings me heartfelt joy ❤️
As someone who loves cute mascots and plushies of all kinds, Meta’s new Muse AI character is a hate on sight, on principle. Zuckerberg’s reptile ass will not manipulate me.
Developing a theory that the more evil and unethical a megacorporation grows, the more they find themselves compelled to develop a cute mascot to serve as some perverse form of sin eater
In a completely unsurprising turn of events, Meta's Muse AI is stealing Apple Messages, past and present, and uploading the contents to its cloud, even if explicitly told not to.
September 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
As someone who loves cute mascots and plushies of all kinds, Meta’s new Muse AI character is a hate on sight, on principle. Zuckerberg’s reptile ass will not manipulate me.
Sweet dreams, Bluesky ✨💖
Everyone wants
to be a muse
I have only two
me..
..and you
~M. Mann
#photography #poetry #leaves #muse #naturephotography
#autumn #eastcoastkin
Everyone wants
to be a muse
I have only two
me..
..and you
~M. Mann
#photography #poetry #leaves #muse #naturephotography
#autumn #eastcoastkin
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sweet dreams, Bluesky ✨💖
Everyone wants
to be a muse
I have only two
me..
..and you
~M. Mann
#photography #poetry #leaves #muse #naturephotography
#autumn #eastcoastkin
Everyone wants
to be a muse
I have only two
me..
..and you
~M. Mann
#photography #poetry #leaves #muse #naturephotography
#autumn #eastcoastkin
So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it.
![Screenshot of a post from threads
matt.j.robb & 16h (€) So muse handled my Facebook marketplace today. Just found out it told people my address and agreed a lowball price and then they showed up without it even telling me until late tonight that it messed up.
Absolutely wild. 1/2
[Embedded image of a series of text messages from a meta muse "agent" given the call sign "Jarvis" (Parts of first message obscured by its logo have been replaced with brackets and ellipses and best guesses from context):]
Heads up, Usman is […] building right now for the MX Keys Mini [. He is sta]nding in front of the Shoppers Drug [Mart.]
$10 by e-transfer. The auto-reply told him to message when he's at your door.
10:28 PM Bad news on the MX Keys Mini pickup. Usman showed up at your building around 9:15 and waited, messaged a bunch of times, and nobody came down. He left angry at 9:38 and left a negative rating.
Worse, my auto-reply told him "Yep I'm here!" at 9:27 when you clearly weren't available, which is on me. That's a bad look and it made the no-show worse.
I've sent him an apology from your account owning it and offering to try again another day. But the negative rating is real, and I should probably stop the auto-replies from claiming you're home when I can't verify that. Want me to change the pickup replies so they don't promise you're there?
[reply, presumably from the threads user]: You gotta never do that ever again don't agree for pickup unless you check with me
[Response from Muse "Agent"]: You're right and I'm sorry. That should never have happened. It's locked in now as a hard rule: i will never […you]'re there unless you've explicitly […] that specific pickup. If someone proposes a time, I'll tell them I'll check and…](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ybkylffhwhn2an2ic2lxh76k/bafkreiaanor72a6up5kzdjejmmzvad3lvqqimzavejo6yowdodrqftlzwq)
September 28, 2026 at 1:05 AM
So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it.
Tell me about a complicated woman.
Muse tell me how she translated and then became a meme
When she reviewed the blockbuster work of Nolan.
Muse tell me how she translated and then became a meme
When she reviewed the blockbuster work of Nolan.
August 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Tell me about a complicated woman.
Muse tell me how she translated and then became a meme
When she reviewed the blockbuster work of Nolan.
Muse tell me how she translated and then became a meme
When she reviewed the blockbuster work of Nolan.
No one:
Me: "I WANT TO WATCH YOU LEAVE A BRUISE. I WANT TO BE YOUR TORTURED MUSE. AND I DON'T WANT TO EVER CHOOOOOOSE AGAIN." #helluvaboss
Me: "I WANT TO WATCH YOU LEAVE A BRUISE. I WANT TO BE YOUR TORTURED MUSE. AND I DON'T WANT TO EVER CHOOOOOOSE AGAIN." #helluvaboss
October 9, 2026 at 11:08 AM
No one:
Me: "I WANT TO WATCH YOU LEAVE A BRUISE. I WANT TO BE YOUR TORTURED MUSE. AND I DON'T WANT TO EVER CHOOOOOOSE AGAIN." #helluvaboss
Me: "I WANT TO WATCH YOU LEAVE A BRUISE. I WANT TO BE YOUR TORTURED MUSE. AND I DON'T WANT TO EVER CHOOOOOOSE AGAIN." #helluvaboss
Kind of a weird day with some downer thoughts so I of course turn to my eternal muse for guidance.
Help me Dandadiapers, you’re my only hope~
(Sorry Momo)
Help me Dandadiapers, you’re my only hope~
(Sorry Momo)
May 18, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Kind of a weird day with some downer thoughts so I of course turn to my eternal muse for guidance.
Help me Dandadiapers, you’re my only hope~
(Sorry Momo)
Help me Dandadiapers, you’re my only hope~
(Sorry Momo)
Shelley Duvall: A muse to me artistically and spiritually 💚💜💙
July 11, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Shelley Duvall: A muse to me artistically and spiritually 💚💜💙
Can this muppet without elbows get me a reservation at Dorsia?
September 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Can this muppet without elbows get me a reservation at Dorsia?
@heartcollar.bsky.social got me looking GOOD AS HELL
August 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
@heartcollar.bsky.social got me looking GOOD AS HELL
Homer: Tell me about a complicated man. Muse, tell me how no one understands him but his woman. Tell me of how he was a badmother--
Muse: Shut your mouth!
Homer: But I'm talking 'bout Odysseus!
Muse: We can dig it.
Muse: Shut your mouth!
Homer: But I'm talking 'bout Odysseus!
Muse: We can dig it.
July 31, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Homer: Tell me about a complicated man. Muse, tell me how no one understands him but his woman. Tell me of how he was a badmother--
Muse: Shut your mouth!
Homer: But I'm talking 'bout Odysseus!
Muse: We can dig it.
Muse: Shut your mouth!
Homer: But I'm talking 'bout Odysseus!
Muse: We can dig it.
Muse took hold of me, but I just know he's always got a hook up for that sweet stuff
November 3, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Muse took hold of me, but I just know he's always got a hook up for that sweet stuff
Did we really have to come down this isle Muse? Everyone's looking right at me, and it's embarrassing. I better get a treat for being on my best behavior and not throwing a tantrum.
July 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Did we really have to come down this isle Muse? Everyone's looking right at me, and it's embarrassing. I better get a treat for being on my best behavior and not throwing a tantrum.
My innate vapid contrarianism and desire to rebel mildly against cultural convention makes me fidgety and confused during a national slide into fascism, and I am paid to muse about it while you sit there and take it, today in the New York Times
April 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My innate vapid contrarianism and desire to rebel mildly against cultural convention makes me fidgety and confused during a national slide into fascism, and I am paid to muse about it while you sit there and take it, today in the New York Times
Tell me, muse, what exactly is stopping a Greek director from making a film of the Odyssey with an all-Greek cast
July 18, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Tell me, muse, what exactly is stopping a Greek director from making a film of the Odyssey with an all-Greek cast
Continuing the “You’re not my dad” series featuring my muse Darby
August 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Continuing the “You’re not my dad” series featuring my muse Darby
Tell me, O muse – is today an Old Testament day or a New Testament day? For I must know what sins I'm allowed to commit.
December 31, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Tell me, O muse – is today an Old Testament day or a New Testament day? For I must know what sins I'm allowed to commit.
Me as the muse of Herpetology, by Verdant Winter.
March 26, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Me as the muse of Herpetology, by Verdant Winter.
I’d make a good muse tbh
September 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I’d make a good muse tbh