Me, logging on. | Me, after a few hours online.
December 19, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Me, logging on. | Me, after a few hours online.
Trump slurred the name of Revolutionary War veteran Abner Hosmer during his Memorial Day speech at Arlington National Cemetery
May 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Trump slurred the name of Revolutionary War veteran Abner Hosmer during his Memorial Day speech at Arlington National Cemetery
abner convocado
September 27, 2024 at 4:37 PM
abner convocado
Holy SHIT he’s Literally Me
August 29, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Holy SHIT he’s Literally Me
The Abner Uribe Experience in Gameday 3D
September 19, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The Abner Uribe Experience in Gameday 3D
Big sister, little brother.
September 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Big sister, little brother.
Abner Uribe is the most pynchon character name baseball has seen in recent memory
October 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Abner Uribe is the most pynchon character name baseball has seen in recent memory
Happy Abner-versary!!!!
I missed this, please help me celebrate Abner. 🎉
I missed this, please help me celebrate Abner. 🎉
Happy Abner-versary! 🥳
Eight years since this blue-eyed soul arrived.
Sound up for purrs.
#GotchaDay
#Cats
Alt: A long-haired cream-, gray-, and latte-colored cat is lying in his person's lap and snuggling his face into her leg. His tufty white feet are treading the air, and he is purring.
Eight years since this blue-eyed soul arrived.
Sound up for purrs.
#GotchaDay
#Cats
Alt: A long-haired cream-, gray-, and latte-colored cat is lying in his person's lap and snuggling his face into her leg. His tufty white feet are treading the air, and he is purring.
July 27, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Happy Abner-versary!!!!
I missed this, please help me celebrate Abner. 🎉
I missed this, please help me celebrate Abner. 🎉
Maybe they can Abner Louima him once they get inside the Sally Port.
February 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Maybe they can Abner Louima him once they get inside the Sally Port.
I don't know exactly why I love this picture of Abner so much, but I really really do.
January 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I don't know exactly why I love this picture of Abner so much, but I really really do.
1958 Playbill St. James Theatre Li'L Abner Musical Comedy.
September 29, 2026 at 3:51 AM
1958 Playbill St. James Theatre Li'L Abner Musical Comedy.
abrindo mão de sair hoje pra ficar em casa estudando como o old abner
September 27, 2026 at 12:25 AM
abrindo mão de sair hoje pra ficar em casa estudando como o old abner
Abner, trying to snuggle on the couch, but doing it wrong.
August 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Abner, trying to snuggle on the couch, but doing it wrong.
After driving through multiple states and arriving late at night, the first thing Abner did was take me to the hospital and the next morning the first thing they did was fill my meds so everyone say: thanks for saving my life, Abner 💖
Also just wanted to make a quick note to say one of our reporters had a medical crisis and I wasn’t able to be on the ground last couple of days. We’ll catch up and post an in depth breakdown in our forthcoming article.
July 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
After driving through multiple states and arriving late at night, the first thing Abner did was take me to the hospital and the next morning the first thing they did was fill my meds so everyone say: thanks for saving my life, Abner 💖
abner: vou pra piscina vamo?
eu: não, vou ficar quietinho mesmo
abner: tem dois homens de sunga, gatos e gostosos aqui na piscina
eu:
eu: não, vou ficar quietinho mesmo
abner: tem dois homens de sunga, gatos e gostosos aqui na piscina
eu:
August 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
abner: vou pra piscina vamo?
eu: não, vou ficar quietinho mesmo
abner: tem dois homens de sunga, gatos e gostosos aqui na piscina
eu:
eu: não, vou ficar quietinho mesmo
abner: tem dois homens de sunga, gatos e gostosos aqui na piscina
eu:
Happy birthday, Tina Louise!
February 11, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Happy birthday, Tina Louise!
Here's Abner doing a weird pose, trying to act like a tough lil guy
March 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Here's Abner doing a weird pose, trying to act like a tough lil guy
Dorival Júnior anuncia Abner e Igor Jesus como titulares da Seleção Brasileira contra o Chile, amanhã, pelas Eliminatórias da Copa do Mundo.
Escalação: Ederson, Danilo, Marquinhos, Gabriel Magalhães e Abner; André e Lucas Paquetá; Savinho, Raphinha, Rodrygo e Igor Jesus.
🗞 Globo
📸 Thiago Ferri/ge
Escalação: Ederson, Danilo, Marquinhos, Gabriel Magalhães e Abner; André e Lucas Paquetá; Savinho, Raphinha, Rodrygo e Igor Jesus.
🗞 Globo
📸 Thiago Ferri/ge
October 9, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Dorival Júnior anuncia Abner e Igor Jesus como titulares da Seleção Brasileira contra o Chile, amanhã, pelas Eliminatórias da Copa do Mundo.
Escalação: Ederson, Danilo, Marquinhos, Gabriel Magalhães e Abner; André e Lucas Paquetá; Savinho, Raphinha, Rodrygo e Igor Jesus.
🗞 Globo
📸 Thiago Ferri/ge
Escalação: Ederson, Danilo, Marquinhos, Gabriel Magalhães e Abner; André e Lucas Paquetá; Savinho, Raphinha, Rodrygo e Igor Jesus.
🗞 Globo
📸 Thiago Ferri/ge
Wonder what Abner Louima is doing tonight.
May 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Wonder what Abner Louima is doing tonight.