Twitter is doing Abrahamic-Pokemon Numerology on the assassin
December 9, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Twitter is doing Abrahamic-Pokemon Numerology on the assassin
abrahamic critters DM to claim
April 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
abrahamic critters DM to claim
Give me a robust LGBTQ+ community over any version of the abrahamic god any day!
July 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Give me a robust LGBTQ+ community over any version of the abrahamic god any day!
I love when Abrahamic religions can coexist.
July 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I love when Abrahamic religions can coexist.
film buff that refers to all Abrahamic religion as “the Passion of the Christ cinematic universe”
April 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
film buff that refers to all Abrahamic religion as “the Passion of the Christ cinematic universe”
Islam is a monotheistic Abrahamic religion. Monotheistic is the belief there is only one God. Judaism, Christianity, & Islam are referred to as the "Abrahamic religions." Because they expanded under Abraham. Islam is a sibling religion to Christianity. If Islam isn't valid either is Chrisianity.
October 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Islam is a monotheistic Abrahamic religion. Monotheistic is the belief there is only one God. Judaism, Christianity, & Islam are referred to as the "Abrahamic religions." Because they expanded under Abraham. Islam is a sibling religion to Christianity. If Islam isn't valid either is Chrisianity.
The three main Abrahamic religions:
(1) Wine mandatory
(2) Wine optional
(3) Wine prohibited
(1) Wine mandatory
(2) Wine optional
(3) Wine prohibited
January 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The three main Abrahamic religions:
(1) Wine mandatory
(2) Wine optional
(3) Wine prohibited
(1) Wine mandatory
(2) Wine optional
(3) Wine prohibited
The Abrahamic gods were incestuous
March 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The Abrahamic gods were incestuous
I fully believe he can offend an Abrahamic Triple Crown this year
Well he's already alienated the Muslim World why not move on to the Catholics
April 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I fully believe he can offend an Abrahamic Triple Crown this year
I love dipping pork rinds in hummus.
My apologies to huge swaths of the Abrahamic religious world.
My apologies to huge swaths of the Abrahamic religious world.
What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?
October 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I love dipping pork rinds in hummus.
My apologies to huge swaths of the Abrahamic religious world.
My apologies to huge swaths of the Abrahamic religious world.
Quit drawing your monsters with cut cock. They are not practicing an abrahamic faith
December 31, 2023 at 3:47 PM
Quit drawing your monsters with cut cock. They are not practicing an abrahamic faith
quietly leaving this here
September 27, 2026 at 2:03 AM
quietly leaving this here
“Let’s get Abrahamic!”
Iran president: 'His Holiness Pope Louis XIV, I condemn the insult to Your Excellency on behalf of the great nation of Iran, and declare that the desecration of Jesus, the prophet of peace and brotherhood, is not acceptable to any free person. I wish you glory by Allah.'
April 13, 2026 at 1:33 PM
“Let’s get Abrahamic!”
If you ask me, this is so fucking accurate. Vlad is no different from our good, old Abrahamic God...
March 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
If you ask me, this is so fucking accurate. Vlad is no different from our good, old Abrahamic God...
I thought the Abrahamic religions had some kind of religious prohibition on bearing false witness, or something to that effect.
Mike Johnson on Trump: "His approval ratings are skyrocketing. CNN had a story a day or two ago -- he was at a 90 percent approval rating! There's never been a president that high."
July 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I thought the Abrahamic religions had some kind of religious prohibition on bearing false witness, or something to that effect.
adderall is an abrahamic drug
November 15, 2024 at 1:06 AM
adderall is an abrahamic drug
we have invented the eigendajjal, from the great Abrahamic teaching, Do Not Invent The Eigendajjal
January 25, 2026 at 9:11 PM
we have invented the eigendajjal, from the great Abrahamic teaching, Do Not Invent The Eigendajjal
hating atheists is the one thing the abrahamic religions agree upon
December 3, 2024 at 8:15 PM
hating atheists is the one thing the abrahamic religions agree upon
FUCK the Abrahamic FALSEHOOD
July 17, 2026 at 1:44 PM
FUCK the Abrahamic FALSEHOOD
we're inventing a new abrahamic religion the old ones are washed
July 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
we're inventing a new abrahamic religion the old ones are washed
Well, only your God if you're a member of an Abrahamic religion...?
April 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Well, only your God if you're a member of an Abrahamic religion...?
Fuck the Abrahamic faiths
March 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Fuck the Abrahamic faiths
don't know faith vs denomination, aren't clear on differences in doctrine, don't know the link in Abrahamic religions...
May 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
don't know faith vs denomination, aren't clear on differences in doctrine, don't know the link in Abrahamic religions...
the Abrahamic religions as well as things like Buddhism, Hinduism, Shinto, etc are far more qualified to discuss this subject than literally anyone else
October 3, 2026 at 12:35 PM
the Abrahamic religions as well as things like Buddhism, Hinduism, Shinto, etc are far more qualified to discuss this subject than literally anyone else
Stoning is a real hoot in Abrahamic religions 🤷
October 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Stoning is a real hoot in Abrahamic religions 🤷