I love absorbing handsome bulls!
May 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I love absorbing handsome bulls!
Disturbing New Study Finds American 5th-Graders Only Absorbing Targeted Advertisements At 1st-Grade Level
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January 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Disturbing New Study Finds American 5th-Graders Only Absorbing Targeted Advertisements At 1st-Grade Level
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He's absorbing the sun rays
October 18, 2024 at 5:23 AM
He's absorbing the sun rays
absorbing the water like a sponge
December 30, 2024 at 1:29 PM
absorbing the water like a sponge
Rogue absorbing Mr. Fantastic's powers :3
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Rogue absorbing Mr. Fantastic's powers :3
Absorbing Vast Mental Health Through the content which Enriches Me
October 13, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Absorbing Vast Mental Health Through the content which Enriches Me
absorbing every droplet of aura at mff. nobody will be spared
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
absorbing every droplet of aura at mff. nobody will be spared
New Metroid game looks sick
September 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
New Metroid game looks sick
Absorbing great power ☀️
November 8, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Absorbing great power ☀️
Absorbing those volts.⚡️
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Absorbing those volts.⚡️
when i repost you i’m absorbing your powers
July 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
when i repost you i’m absorbing your powers
Shadow absorbing the power of the chaos emeralds (Casper ate them)
December 19, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Shadow absorbing the power of the chaos emeralds (Casper ate them)
This is an absolute disaster from a national security perspective.
Obviously, a lot on F-35s is classified, but a weapons-bay door and a canopy with radar-absorbing material are some of the most sensitive.
Hard to describe how bad this is.
Obviously, a lot on F-35s is classified, but a weapons-bay door and a canopy with radar-absorbing material are some of the most sensitive.
Hard to describe how bad this is.
September 24, 2026 at 2:32 AM
This is an absolute disaster from a national security perspective.
Obviously, a lot on F-35s is classified, but a weapons-bay door and a canopy with radar-absorbing material are some of the most sensitive.
Hard to describe how bad this is.
Obviously, a lot on F-35s is classified, but a weapons-bay door and a canopy with radar-absorbing material are some of the most sensitive.
Hard to describe how bad this is.
I can’t believe people would question whether trump is absorbing the complete picture of the war.
I’ll answer the question. He’s not absorbing anything.
He also doesn’t care.
This is all about helping Russia while bankrupting the U.S.
I’ll answer the question. He’s not absorbing anything.
He also doesn’t care.
This is all about helping Russia while bankrupting the U.S.
March 25, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I can’t believe people would question whether trump is absorbing the complete picture of the war.
I’ll answer the question. He’s not absorbing anything.
He also doesn’t care.
This is all about helping Russia while bankrupting the U.S.
I’ll answer the question. He’s not absorbing anything.
He also doesn’t care.
This is all about helping Russia while bankrupting the U.S.
Absorbing the bear slowly
September 25, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Absorbing the bear slowly
Me absorbing every second of these trophy celebrations
May 24, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Me absorbing every second of these trophy celebrations
Oh, snake ladies and their heat absorbing
July 22, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Oh, snake ladies and their heat absorbing
Me, absorbing the Brazil lore:
The Riddler Jim Carrey GIF
Alt: The Riddler Jim Carrey GIF
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August 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Me, absorbing the Brazil lore:
absorbing every SCOTUS take at once
June 30, 2026 at 7:20 PM
absorbing every SCOTUS take at once