#abstinent
Heute genau 3 Monate abstinent ✌️
September 26, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Bin jetzt erstmal sexuell abstinent.
April 12, 2026 at 8:29 PM
“…I guess Winston Churchill was as abstinent as I am…”

- Dr. Jane Goodall
March 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Humanity can’t thrive if astronauts stay abstinent, so @michaelkosta.bsky.social finds out how to smash in space
March 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
-Konzumace alkoholu pravidelně, příležitostně, abstinent?
-Příležitostně abstinent.
July 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
3 years abstinent today…
May 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM
starting an abstinent asexual/sexworker alliance.
because neither party gives a fuck.
January 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The best way to keep high schoolers abstinent is to have them watch old episodes of Real Sex on HBO.
May 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Fr I don't get blaming the abstinent voters for the cowardice and incompetence of politicians in a nominally representative democracy
May 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
The chickens continue to be abstinent
I gave my chickens Trumps executive order declaring bird flu “not real” and they tore it up right in my face
January 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
abstinent asexual in practice. massive lesbian in theory.
March 1, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Cn Alkohol

Könnten wir als Gesellschaft ev. damit aufhören Saufen mit Spass gleichzusetzen und alle, die abstinent leben, als vollkommen spassbefreite, störende Stimmungskiller darzustellen?!
January 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
What if angels are actually extreme perverts who are only abstinent because of kink reasons
August 14, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Arbeitgeber setzen auf pflichtbewusstseinserweiternde Drogen, wie Obstkörbe,- aber ich bleib abstinent ✊🏼
March 13, 2024 at 6:38 AM
california abstinent
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Ab heute lebe ich abstinent! Lasst uns darauf anstoßen!
October 16, 2024 at 8:55 AM
There’s peace in being single and abstinent.
April 25, 2026 at 3:13 PM
gays who are abstinent 🤝🏻 jews on passover

no bread
April 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
*abstinent
November 18, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I’ve been abstinent enough. I’m letting sex in 🤣
December 7, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Haven't changed the parts where he describes himself as abstinent from voting and as one of "those of us who remain on the wagon," i.e. a habitual nonvoter
Lmao they just changed the title of the piece from “Why I don’t vote” to “Why I won’t vote” rather than tell readers that the guy actually does vote
July 4, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Abstinent Pistols
October 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Daddy has been abstinent for a month, and now he just wants a cock 😤
November 26, 2024 at 5:25 PM
there’s not even any evidence that there was a critical mass of abstinent voters in the 6 main swing states!

this insanely bad faith bullshit is purely based on social media vibes.
May 7, 2026 at 6:45 PM
The Secret Lives of Abstinent Exwives
June 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM