This is skedas-tastic. #abstractdad https://twitter.com/AmandaLynGunn/status/1129539964574691328
November 16, 2024 at 12:17 AM
This is skedas-tastic. #abstractdad https://twitter.com/AmandaLynGunn/status/1129539964574691328
Looking for infinities? I feel bad for you, son. #abstractdad
November 16, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Looking for infinities? I feel bad for you, son. #abstractdad
I may have to abstr-apple-ate an answer. #MATH301 #abstractdad https://twitter.com/jamestanton/status/987770340335013888
November 15, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I may have to abstr-apple-ate an answer. #MATH301 #abstractdad https://twitter.com/jamestanton/status/987770340335013888
I’ve used this line re: my twins pretty much every time the question arises. #abstractdad https://twitter.com/benorlin/status/985882310594760704
November 15, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I’ve used this line re: my twins pretty much every time the question arises. #abstractdad https://twitter.com/benorlin/status/985882310594760704
This reminds me of one of my favorite gags (see thread below). #abstractdad 😂 https://twitter.com/benorlin/status/981899766811459584
November 15, 2024 at 11:26 PM
This reminds me of one of my favorite gags (see thread below). #abstractdad 😂 https://twitter.com/benorlin/status/981899766811459584
And on that form he had a 👏 WEDGE! 👏 #abstractdad https://twitter.com/michael_nielsen/status/862515293939146752
November 15, 2024 at 10:48 PM
And on that form he had a 👏 WEDGE! 👏 #abstractdad https://twitter.com/michael_nielsen/status/862515293939146752
Children's topology lesson: how many little foam inserts does each letter need? (Its first Betti number.) #abstractdad
November 15, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Children's topology lesson: how many little foam inserts does each letter need? (Its first Betti number.) #abstractdad
Subgroups? Talk to me when your party has a centralizer on the ticket. Until then, I'm set. #abstractdad https://twitter.com/jamilsmith/status/755180764711546881
November 15, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Subgroups? Talk to me when your party has a centralizer on the ticket. Until then, I'm set. #abstractdad https://twitter.com/jamilsmith/status/755180764711546881
Unfortunately, for this test group, their p-values are frequently too large. #abstractdad
November 15, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Unfortunately, for this test group, their p-values are frequently too large. #abstractdad
"I should take away his stool." *sniff sniff* "...and also take away his stool." 💩 #abstractdad
November 15, 2024 at 10:02 PM
"I should take away his stool." *sniff sniff* "...and also take away his stool." 💩 #abstractdad
Fine jewelry to satisfy your ascending gold-chain condition. #abstractdad
November 15, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Fine jewelry to satisfy your ascending gold-chain condition. #abstractdad
I wanted an eigensundae, but the shop wasn't diagonalizable over the field of reals. #abstractdad
November 15, 2024 at 9:59 PM
I wanted an eigensundae, but the shop wasn't diagonalizable over the field of reals. #abstractdad
14 months in, every t statistic has come back significant with these guys. #abstractdad
November 15, 2024 at 9:58 PM
14 months in, every t statistic has come back significant with these guys. #abstractdad
Happy #NewYear everyone. May all your resolutions be projective. #abstractdad http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resolution_(algebra)
Resolution (algebra) - Wikipedia
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November 15, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Happy #NewYear everyone. May all your resolutions be projective. #abstractdad http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resolution_(algebra)
Cavalcade of humorous signs continues... #abstractdad https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/0-sphere#Specific_spheres
November 15, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Cavalcade of humorous signs continues... #abstractdad https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/0-sphere#Specific_spheres
The two-body problem may be solvable, but the two-doody problem remains open. Especially when you're out at dinner. #abstractdad
November 15, 2024 at 9:52 PM
The two-body problem may be solvable, but the two-doody problem remains open. Especially when you're out at dinner. #abstractdad
NOT independent events: A = baby spitting up all over you, B = remarking “ baby hasn’t spit up much lately.” P(A|B) >> P(A) #abstractdad
November 15, 2024 at 9:50 PM
NOT independent events: A = baby spitting up all over you, B = remarking “ baby hasn’t spit up much lately.” P(A|B) >> P(A) #abstractdad
2 i.i.d. newborns simul-sleep half as often as 1 baby sleeps: take λ1=λ2=0.5 wakes/hr in this proof https://proofwiki.org/wiki/Sum_of_Independent_Poisson_Random_Variables_is_Poisson #abstractdad
November 15, 2024 at 9:49 PM
2 i.i.d. newborns simul-sleep half as often as 1 baby sleeps: take λ1=λ2=0.5 wakes/hr in this proof https://proofwiki.org/wiki/Sum_of_Independent_Poisson_Random_Variables_is_Poisson #abstractdad
Spot at least 2 reasons Wesley’s head doesn’t contradict the Hairy Ball Theorem #abstractdad https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_ball_theorem http://ow.ly/i/aqJP9
Hairy ball theorem - Wikipedia
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November 15, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Spot at least 2 reasons Wesley’s head doesn’t contradict the Hairy Ball Theorem #abstractdad https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_ball_theorem http://ow.ly/i/aqJP9
Convinced baby formula is a non-Newtonian fluid. The last few diapers have proven div(F) > 0 #abstractdad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navier%E2%80%93Stokes_equations
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navier%E2%80%93Stokes_equations
Navier–Stokes equations - Wikipedia
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November 15, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Convinced baby formula is a non-Newtonian fluid. The last few diapers have proven div(F) > 0 #abstractdad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navier%E2%80%93Stokes_equations
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navier%E2%80%93Stokes_equations
Sleep satisfaction is a strongly superadditive function of duration: f(2)+f(2)+f(2)+f(2) << f(8) #abstractdad http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superadditivity
Superadditivity - Wikipedia
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November 15, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Sleep satisfaction is a strongly superadditive function of duration: f(2)+f(2)+f(2)+f(2) << f(8) #abstractdad http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superadditivity
We had a bunch of versions made, and this one’s the least dorky #abstractdad http://ow.ly/i/aegCz
November 15, 2024 at 9:49 PM
We had a bunch of versions made, and this one’s the least dorky #abstractdad http://ow.ly/i/aegCz
So far, {crib, change table, kitchen} is my period-3 attractor. & you know what they say about period-3 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Period_three_implies_chaos #abstractdad
James A. Yorke - Wikipedia
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November 15, 2024 at 9:49 PM
So far, {crib, change table, kitchen} is my period-3 attractor. & you know what they say about period-3 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Period_three_implies_chaos #abstractdad
Nothing lulls a fussy baby back to sleep like carrying him along a space-filling path through the house #abstractdad http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space-filling_curve
Space-filling curve - Wikipedia
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November 15, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Nothing lulls a fussy baby back to sleep like carrying him along a space-filling path through the house #abstractdad http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space-filling_curve