Accepting a private jumbo-jet from a foreign nation is a clear violation of our Constitution, which plainly prohibits U.S. officials from accepting gifts from foreign governments.
May 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Accepting a private jumbo-jet from a foreign nation is a clear violation of our Constitution, which plainly prohibits U.S. officials from accepting gifts from foreign governments.
Food Banks Begin Accepting Donations From Homosexuals
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June 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Food Banks Begin Accepting Donations From Homosexuals
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After annoying people by accepting freebies, I'm now annoying people by not accepting freebies.
November 16, 2024 at 11:59 AM
After annoying people by accepting freebies, I'm now annoying people by not accepting freebies.
Trump is incapable of accepting responsibility for ANYTHING.
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Trump is incapable of accepting responsibility for ANYTHING.
Are you accepting the invite to the sleepover?
September 26, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Are you accepting the invite to the sleepover?
Why are accepting this? Secret police?
Here's a picture that a @kuow.org photographer took in Seattle yesterday, showing the ICE officers masked up in the hallways as they waited to arrest people coming out of their hearings.
May 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Why are accepting this? Secret police?
Me restraining my cat while accepting my pizza delivery.
June 17, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Me restraining my cat while accepting my pizza delivery.
Looking forward to Trump accepting this like the adult he is.
May 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Looking forward to Trump accepting this like the adult he is.
February 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Party leadership is just incapable of accepting responsibility for anything ever
February 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Party leadership is just incapable of accepting responsibility for anything ever
He thinks he's accepting an Oscar.
June 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
He thinks he's accepting an Oscar.
Trump accepting Machado's Nobel Peace Prize is a great insult to the FIFA Peace Prize committee
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Trump accepting Machado's Nobel Peace Prize is a great insult to the FIFA Peace Prize committee
Accepting dopamine donations 😈🖤
September 27, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Accepting dopamine donations 😈🖤
Accepting boyfriend applications
January 29, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Accepting boyfriend applications
Supportive and accepting workplace
November 16, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Supportive and accepting workplace
Mom Strong Arms Cashier Into Accepting Expired Coupon
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Mom Strong Arms Cashier Into Accepting Expired Coupon
MAGA, accepting Trump's excuses that everything is Biden's fault, means you're also accepting that Trump is incapable of improving anything.
You do realize that, right? 🤣
You do realize that, right? 🤣
September 27, 2026 at 3:50 PM
MAGA, accepting Trump's excuses that everything is Biden's fault, means you're also accepting that Trump is incapable of improving anything.
You do realize that, right? 🤣
You do realize that, right? 🤣
“Supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort” is a great argument against cringe culture.
“What was your biggest impact on the internet?”
This post that got like a billion likes when @ooccouchgags.bsky.social reposted it to X
This post that got like a billion likes when @ooccouchgags.bsky.social reposted it to X
January 27, 2026 at 12:05 AM
“Supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort” is a great argument against cringe culture.
As he’s accepting a $400M gift from Qatar…
May 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
As he’s accepting a $400M gift from Qatar…
MAGA, accepting Trump's excuses that everything is Biden's fault, means you're also accepting that Trump is incapable of improving anything.
You do realize that, right? 🤣
You do realize that, right? 🤣
September 27, 2026 at 2:12 PM
MAGA, accepting Trump's excuses that everything is Biden's fault, means you're also accepting that Trump is incapable of improving anything.
You do realize that, right? 🤣
You do realize that, right? 🤣
"The Constitution prohibits public officials from accepting a present from a foreign state" -- Mike Pence has discovered the Emoluments Clause!
May 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"The Constitution prohibits public officials from accepting a present from a foreign state" -- Mike Pence has discovered the Emoluments Clause!
Rand Paul condemns Trump accepting a gifted luxury jet from Qatar
May 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Rand Paul condemns Trump accepting a gifted luxury jet from Qatar