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chronobauble.bsky.social
RARE ACCIDENTAL HERO STUFF FROM ME..
this is gumble, a pig merchant i had thought up of a while ago but havent experimented with until now.. his codename was "tomato pig"
#art #ocart #accidentalhero
December 2, 2024 at 2:44 PM
dawghaus.eurosky.social
Tried to save a grounded baby grackle before my dogs found it. Got divebombed by its entire family. No one filmed the chaos of me flailing around while under attack, so here’s what you get:
– The baby
– The tree I put it in
– Me, dressed for aerial combat

#grackles #backyardwildlife #accidentalhero
A person bundled up in a blue hoodie with the hood tightly cinched, wearing a sunhat and reflective sunglasses, standing outside and looking unamused or wary...clearly dressed to avoid bird attacks. A fluffy juvenile grackle clinging to a tree branch, surrounded by thick green leaves. A young grackle perched in a leafy tree, partially hidden among dense green foliage with a clear blue sky in the background.
June 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
idshipthat.app
When your package arrives early and you realize you have superpowers. 😎🚀 Because who needs portals when shipping is this smooth? #AccidentalHero
February 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
klif.bsky.social
Meet Bruce Tree

#DnDCharacter #TTRPG #MonkLife #DungeonsAndDragons #DnD5e #TTRPGCharacter #ChipmunkMonk #Chipmonk #TinyButDeadly #SentientChipmunk #AnimalAdventurer #DrunkenMaster #FoundFamily #AccidentalHero #MagicGoneWrong #WholesomeButDangerous #WholesomeAndDangersous #TalkingAnimals
Meet Bruce Tree. Bruce is a chipmunk Monk who channels hyper-alert woodland instincts into dizzying martial arts and acrobatic precision. Fast, jittery, and curious to a fault, he scampers up walls, slips past blades, and punches like a tempest. His fighting style -- rooted in the Way of the Drunken Master -- mimics chaos but is honed by instinct, training, and unnerving, twitchy Focus. Once a totally ordinary chipmunk on Earth, Bruce's reality fractured one night beneath a familiar oak. He awoke somewhere strange, somewhere magical, able to speak. Disoriented but adaptable, Bruce found himself accidentally rescuing a trio of talking birds who call themselves the Blue Jay Gang. Later, his first true ally, a half-elf druid named Juniper, gave him a name, a scarf, and a purpose. "Adventuring," she said. Bruce ran with it. Now he wanders the world in wide-eyed wonder, hoarding snacks and shiny objects in his enchanted “cheeks of holding” and learning the rules of a world that still thinks he’s a squirrel with delusions of kung fu. But Bruce is more than that. He knows there's a tree -- his tree -- that he may never see again. And while he doesn’t quite grasp why he’s here, he’ll follow the trail wherever it leads, even if it means stunning dragons with flurries of blows and dodging spells like falling leaves.
November 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
plopkin.bsky.social
I didn't know
I was gonna be a hero.
I didn't know.
I would sacrifice myself.
For everyone else.
I didn't know.

But now I know.
I can take control.
Because now ai know.
I can take my credit.
Because now I know.
I can claim my glory.

》》》

#mentalhealth
#accidentalhero
#takingthepip
June 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
sandipmahal.bsky.social
Who knew handing out leaflets could turn into a full contact sport? 🤦‍♂️ Only one man could turn the world’s easiest job into a fight scene from Fast & Furious. 💀😂

#ComedyGold #OnlyMe #HowDidThisHappen #EpicFail #StreetDrama #AccidentalHero #ClownEnergy #DailyStruggle #WhenLifeAttacks #SendHelp 😂
August 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM