#accodent
I KEEP MOANING ON ACCODENT STOP
October 27, 2024 at 6:19 AM
I called my dad by accident and in a completely serious tone he said "I thpught you got into a car accodent)??" Idek when he's joking
October 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
ITS NO ACCODENT
Newark Air Traffic Control Radar Goes Down AGAIN

Remember when Elon Musk pushed the FAA to give his company a multibillion-dollar contract at the same time he was firing hundreds of FAA staffers?

- go.shr.lc/3GOsQl0
Newark Air Traffic Control Radar Goes Down AGAIN
Remember when Elon Musk pushed the FAA to give his company a multibillion-dollar contract at the same time he was firing hundreds of FAA staffers?
go.shr.lc
May 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
looking at these photos gives me the distinct feeling that im mid coma dream after a nearly fatal accodent
Omfg lmfao

Going from by PM of Canada to this lol This is so fucking funny
April 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
KENJI IT WAS NA ACCODENT
round 11. Inbox me on This Account or t. me/juliantaylor... on telegram so I can help you out with the recovery kenji….

TOP 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 8, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I KEEP SAYING MFF BY ACCODENT WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE SIMILAR ACRONYMS 😩
March 27, 2026 at 2:51 PM
It was an accodent *and* they felt in danger?
May 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
as the new ceo of nathan enterprises i strongly believe it was a freak accodent
February 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
oh yeah i guess they are like my parents

huh

that was a total accodent
February 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The poster child for that accodent of birth.
August 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
As a glaive user I just kinda mount the monsters on accodent and mash buttons cuz I have no clue what's happening 90% of the time, brain empty
March 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
EW FUCK I PRESSED THE TONGUES BY ACCODENT #THINKBEFOREYOUSEND
November 10, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I can’t wait to see It Was Just an Accodent
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
i haven't been involved in an accodent while driving in over a decade
August 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I made a perfect Snowboy on accodent and got the snowmanhead recipe 🥰
December 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Would definitely not be an accodent in my case u//u
April 23, 2026 at 4:11 PM
What the fuck
September 3, 2023 at 11:22 PM
I PICKED IT ON ACCODENT I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE POLL WAS FOR
January 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Accodent this morning. 3.5 hours motorway closed but I was just behind it. Still closed tonight.
June 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I5 at exit 150 northbound is blocked by an accident
#accodent #i6 #exit150 #northbound #seattle #WA #wsdot
September 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I live in a polycule-ish thruple composed of my they/them ass, my bi wife, and her bi-romantic ace best friend.

We didn't plan it. My wife's friend got reno-victed and downsized, then was in a car accodent that left her unsble to work.

We stepped in to prevent her from being homeless.
January 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM