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July 22, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Never accommodate fascism
March 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Never accommodate fascism
New Sydney Sweeney Lingerie Line Will Accommodate Sizes Humungo Through Awooga
January 30, 2026 at 10:30 PM
New Sydney Sweeney Lingerie Line Will Accommodate Sizes Humungo Through Awooga
Do not accommodate. A courageous editor there.
Trump advisor, X site owner Elon Musk pens German newspaper opinion piece supporting far-right AfD party - said his ‘significant investments’ justified his wading into German politics
German paper’s opinion section editor resigned in protest (paper part of Axel Springer media group, owns Politico)
German paper’s opinion section editor resigned in protest (paper part of Axel Springer media group, owns Politico)
Elon Musk pens German newspaper opinion piece supporting far-right AfD party
Billionaire Trump adviser said his ‘significant investments’ in the country justified his wading into German politics
www.theguardian.com
December 29, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Do not accommodate. A courageous editor there.
One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup
June 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup
This is important. Prince Harry is the one royal who refused to accommodate Murdoch’s sharks.
Here’s the full apology by Murdoch’s NGN to the Duke of Sussex Prince Harry and Lord Tom Watson read out in court
January 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is important. Prince Harry is the one royal who refused to accommodate Murdoch’s sharks.
not enough cocaine in Miami to accommodate England supporters tonight
July 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
not enough cocaine in Miami to accommodate England supporters tonight
We’re moving furniture around to accommodate some big family gatherings, and she’s not making it easier
November 28, 2024 at 8:31 PM
We’re moving furniture around to accommodate some big family gatherings, and she’s not making it easier
No, Sarah. The party is not big enough to accommodate the wishes of those who seek to do us harm.
March 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
No, Sarah. The party is not big enough to accommodate the wishes of those who seek to do us harm.
Huffing hello is a canine custom Dragonite is more than happy to accommodate. 🔥
February 21, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Huffing hello is a canine custom Dragonite is more than happy to accommodate. 🔥
The autistic experience of constantly accommodating people who don't accommodate you.
March 18, 2025 at 10:12 AM
The autistic experience of constantly accommodating people who don't accommodate you.
CAT PERSON: A human who has rearranged their entire life to accommodate the preferences of a 14 pound roommate who pays no rent.
July 20, 2026 at 11:35 AM
CAT PERSON: A human who has rearranged their entire life to accommodate the preferences of a 14 pound roommate who pays no rent.
In 1988, Sony unveiled the D-88, an ultra-compact Discman designed to accommodate both Mini CDs and full-size CDs
May 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
In 1988, Sony unveiled the D-88, an ultra-compact Discman designed to accommodate both Mini CDs and full-size CDs
We do not help men when we take the hard work away to accommodate their comfort
May 31, 2026 at 12:43 PM
We do not help men when we take the hard work away to accommodate their comfort
Maybe MAGA could have a big event outside on Monday to accommodate everyone. The forecast calls for seasonal temps and sunny skies.
January 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Maybe MAGA could have a big event outside on Monday to accommodate everyone. The forecast calls for seasonal temps and sunny skies.
If your big tent is large enough to accommodate Nazis, then it’s a Nazi tent.
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
If your big tent is large enough to accommodate Nazis, then it’s a Nazi tent.
It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.
September 24, 2026 at 2:13 AM
It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.
The 2024 election was not a binding referendum on American culture that everyone must accept and accommodate. Never was.
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The 2024 election was not a binding referendum on American culture that everyone must accept and accommodate. Never was.
The new WH ballroom is actually smaller than the Hilton’s. It would not accommodate the number of guests for WHCD.
April 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
The new WH ballroom is actually smaller than the Hilton’s. It would not accommodate the number of guests for WHCD.
There is something almost impressive about how many times Congressional Republicans will punch themselves in the dick to accommodate Donald Trump.
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
There is something almost impressive about how many times Congressional Republicans will punch themselves in the dick to accommodate Donald Trump.
it is why trying to placate or accommodate their demands is useless
they want the outrage not the solution
they want the outrage not the solution
June 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
it is why trying to placate or accommodate their demands is useless
they want the outrage not the solution
they want the outrage not the solution
Is Russia big enough to accommodate 2 tyrants? We're about to find out as Assad just landed there.
December 8, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Is Russia big enough to accommodate 2 tyrants? We're about to find out as Assad just landed there.
Trump just issued an executive order defunding public schools that accommodate transgender students.
Teachers will be banned from referring to a transgender student by their desired name or pronouns. If they do not comply, their budgets can be defunded.
Teachers will be banned from referring to a transgender student by their desired name or pronouns. If they do not comply, their budgets can be defunded.
Trump threatens funding for schools that accommodate transgender children
Trump has repeatedly threatened to defund schools accused of teaching critical race theory.
www.axios.com
January 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Trump just issued an executive order defunding public schools that accommodate transgender students.
Teachers will be banned from referring to a transgender student by their desired name or pronouns. If they do not comply, their budgets can be defunded.
Teachers will be banned from referring to a transgender student by their desired name or pronouns. If they do not comply, their budgets can be defunded.
There is at lot more but Bluesky while generous never will accommodate Trump’s past . 👏👍👊👊👊
August 28, 2026 at 12:54 AM
There is at lot more but Bluesky while generous never will accommodate Trump’s past . 👏👍👊👊👊
Another word you might use for it is "looting".
"This appears to be the first administration to take such widespread advantage of taxpayer-funded military housing to accommodate political appointees who do not have a direct connection to the military..."
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/10/u...
"This appears to be the first administration to take such widespread advantage of taxpayer-funded military housing to accommodate political appointees who do not have a direct connection to the military..."
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/10/u...
March 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Another word you might use for it is "looting".
"This appears to be the first administration to take such widespread advantage of taxpayer-funded military housing to accommodate political appointees who do not have a direct connection to the military..."
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/10/u...
"This appears to be the first administration to take such widespread advantage of taxpayer-funded military housing to accommodate political appointees who do not have a direct connection to the military..."
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/10/u...