#accordion
The accordion simile makes it way less clear what’s happening.
November 2, 2026 at 1:13 PM
My husband, who bought an antique accordion on a family vacation, has informed me he found music for it.

House of Pain’s Jump Around will be used to serenade the neighbors.
Funny Accordion Music in Sibiu
Alt: Funny Accordion Music in Sibiu
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November 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
we also get to enjoy the music academy
November 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Playing my floppy beanbag dog like an accordion
October 28, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Bad at playing accordion

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October 31, 2026 at 9:41 PM
her ginormous breasts sloshed heavily, like an accordion
and it's just so fucking... mean spirited, weird and cheap about women??? like????
November 2, 2026 at 2:23 PM
As I've said many times - accordion hands mean the bullshit is extra bullshitty.
October 29, 2026 at 12:11 AM
fin
November 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Another year of successfully going as "Scott Adsit playing an accordion" for Halloween.
November 1, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Happy #fursuitfriday ! 🦊🌈🪗
October 30, 2026 at 2:59 PM
But like, it says they "barely" sloshed so like. Is the accordion their standing for "Thing that doesn't slosh"? Also also also "accordion system" do...does he mean bellows? Because "Her boobs moved and a bank of reeds sounded from them" seems unlikely? These are strange decisions.
November 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Trump has crazy accordion hands as he defends Vivek Ramawamy's vile ad attacking Amy Acton for being a victim of childhood sexual abuse. The camera then pans to Vivek.
October 29, 2026 at 12:10 AM
every now and again I get the urge to buy an accordion

it goes back and forth
November 2, 2026 at 1:07 PM
"some sort of accordion system"
November 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
The accordion hand gestures and the "sir" are Trump's biggest tells he is lying (other than opening his mouth)
October 30, 2026 at 1:35 PM
1 more day til I play the accordion for democracy in the Norman Y. Mineta Democracy Plaza
October 31, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The toy accordion industry owes you a debt of gratitude.
November 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Orange 💩
Liar
Accordion Hands
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November 2, 2026 at 8:08 PM
he's carrying around an accordion! bob ross famous accordion guy
October 31, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Enjoyed seeing the midcentury modern VFW in Thief River Falls yesterday
October 31, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Seriously, it smells wonderful and I can hear accordion music
Hi. I just bought a baguette and it’s still hot from the oven. I feel special
October 31, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Horse Horse Accordion
ALT: Horse Horse Accordion
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November 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Accordion Hands Jr.
November 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
You know it's bad when he hits the accordion
Little Guy Accordion
ALT: Little Guy Accordion
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October 29, 2026 at 12:11 AM
November 1, 2026 at 2:24 PM