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@enid-satori.bsky.social

Now I really want an acidwashed jean miniskirt to add to my already considerable jean skirt collection. 🤦🏻‍♀️

You can take the girl out of the eighties...

Enid Satori is not as cool as you @enid-satori.bsky.social · 2d

1989 me: “acidwashed jean skirts are everywhere now!”

Friend at the time: “You know, for a straight dude, you sure talk a lot about fashion.”

… almost like there were signs! 🤦🏻‍♀️

(Recounted to @rebeccabluestone.bsky.social as part of the conversation: “why are mullets popular again?”)

September 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM

Enid Satori is not as cool as you

@enid-satori.bsky.social

1989 me: “acidwashed jean skirts are everywhere now!”

Friend at the time: “You know, for a straight dude, you sure talk a lot about fashion.”

… almost like there were signs! 🤦🏻‍♀️

(Recounted to @rebeccabluestone.bsky.social as part of the conversation: “why are mullets popular again?”)

September 30, 2026 at 2:19 PM

Andrew Otis Weiss

@thatweissguy.bsky.social

tfw Big Denim holds your loved ones hostage and forces you to do their acidwashed bidding on national TV

August 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM

like_a_bosstonian

@wilkos.bsky.social

When did acidwashed jeans become approved tactical gear?

October 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM

Josh Fireland

@fireland.com

I think we’ve forgotten just how Orwellian some of the phrases we use every day are, e.g., law enforcement, homeland security, personnel cleansing, marital optimization, minecraft values, joy division, large language titties, ranch dressing, acidwashed jeans, comb overs, miami vice, chappell roan,

April 29, 2026 at 1:27 AM

Brainrotdelux|SCP 0771|Coms open

@brainrotdeluxx.bsky.social

Have another doodle. A concept piece from my unpublished fic 'PolyJamorus'

Single teen dad, soap, and baby Melody (Mel, Ellie)

A mohawked teen in a gray punk/nervana muscle shirt half tucked into acidwashed baggy jeans with knee holes holding a large (6 month ish) baby set atop a blue and green spelled back ground.

July 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM

🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit

@desmigeo.bsky.social

In the wealth inequality generation? We will accept our tightrolled acidwashed jeans and we will ... well not like it but be like "wow I remember that, I kinda feel seen, or is it exploited? It's both isn't it oh hell"

November 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM

DJ Crucifader (Jimothy Remix)

@djcrucifader.bsky.social

Oh nooooooo acidwashed too

January 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM

Fluffbyte Entertainment System

@fluffbyte.bsky.social

i love the shading and acidwashed effects!
-Scribble

May 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM

Diamond Life

@diamondlifeca.bsky.social

Bannon maybe had a body acidwashed in his hot tub. Just a rumor.

January 29, 2026 at 6:19 AM

byte

@byte.cx

ich müsste mir mal ne profimässige entrümpelung bzw ne neue bude gönnen... tatsächlich hab ich aktuell nix spezielles im sinn, zuletzt neue lynch clips für ein paar spydercos (hab da neulich einen post von dir gesehen... ja, die meisten sind seltsam) und dieses abverkaufsschätzchen hier

Auf meinem Schreibtisch mit schwarzer Mauspadunterlage liegt ein Barlow Slipjoint von Böker (Klinge acidwashed N690, Griff blankes Kupfer und schwarzes Micarta)

December 19, 2024 at 3:21 PM

𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞

@everyrosesthorn.bsky.social

[ SNRK. oh she's gonna be teasing the fuck out of ban once they get a little closer... she just knows it. count your days girliepop. ]

bitchin'.

[ a beat. ]

so hey, sorry if this is kinda personal, but like. why're you so short. did you get acidwashed or somethin'?

May 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM

Max™

@maxthyme.bsky.social

You can see my white whale (jhite jhale?) peeking out from behind the bottom of the slide: a horrifyingly put together acidwashed jean chair, or jair.

It is magnificently awful, assembled in the absolute worst possible way one could put together a jair, begging the question: is there a best way?

January 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM