Adul El-Sayed doesn't know the offside rule.
November 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Adul El-Sayed doesn't know the offside rule.
“Mike Rogers is going to be a vote for Donald Trump. Don’t believe me? Just ask Donald Trump.” — Adul El-Sayed
Tomorrow we can elect candidates who stand up for our democracy and don’t bow down to Trump. Don’t wait, text VOTE to 63033 to find your polling place.
Tomorrow we can elect candidates who stand up for our democracy and don’t bow down to Trump. Don’t wait, text VOTE to 63033 to find your polling place.
November 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
“Mike Rogers is going to be a vote for Donald Trump. Don’t believe me? Just ask Donald Trump.” — Adul El-Sayed
Tomorrow we can elect candidates who stand up for our democracy and don’t bow down to Trump. Don’t wait, text VOTE to 63033 to find your polling place.
Tomorrow we can elect candidates who stand up for our democracy and don’t bow down to Trump. Don’t wait, text VOTE to 63033 to find your polling place.
She’s so dumb. The amount of early voting likely went Adul-Sayed’s way.
Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed's former opponent in the U.S. Senate primary, Haley Stevens, stunned party officials Sunday by endorsing Republican Mike Rogers after Democratic tensions boiled over days before the election. https://to.pbs.org/4itcmOy
Democrat Haley Stevens endorses GOP's Mike Rogers in Michigan Senate race 2 days before election
The remarkable show of support for President Donald Trump's backed candidate in the tightly contested race comes after she was uninvited to a joint event the same day with El-Sayed, who defeated the c...
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November 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
She’s so dumb. The amount of early voting likely went Adul-Sayed’s way.
Adul is an amazing candidate!
November 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Adul is an amazing candidate!
I have not seen Adul unkind. Am I missing something. This is way personal. She ended her career. Why?
November 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I have not seen Adul unkind. Am I missing something. This is way personal. She ended her career. Why?
To think I came this close to voting for her!!! But Adul was too brillient, and everything I wanted, so I voted for him. Whew!
November 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
To think I came this close to voting for her!!! But Adul was too brillient, and everything I wanted, so I voted for him. Whew!
Haley Stevens stood beside GOP Mike Rogers.
She lied, dismissed ADUL & flipped-flopped on @cnn.com
Stevens posted a long, rambling BS tweet.
Haley needs intervention
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She lied, dismissed ADUL & flipped-flopped on @cnn.com
Stevens posted a long, rambling BS tweet.
Haley needs intervention
@ms.now @housedemocrats.bsky.social @nytimes.com @huffpost.com @usmayors.org @washingtonsun.com
Haley Stevens has written an extremely long tweet.
I’m not reading all that shit.
Go Abdul!
I’m not reading all that shit.
Go Abdul!
November 3, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Haley Stevens stood beside GOP Mike Rogers.
She lied, dismissed ADUL & flipped-flopped on @cnn.com
Stevens posted a long, rambling BS tweet.
Haley needs intervention
@ms.now @housedemocrats.bsky.social @nytimes.com @huffpost.com @usmayors.org @washingtonsun.com
She lied, dismissed ADUL & flipped-flopped on @cnn.com
Stevens posted a long, rambling BS tweet.
Haley needs intervention
@ms.now @housedemocrats.bsky.social @nytimes.com @huffpost.com @usmayors.org @washingtonsun.com
So glad she lost in our primary, seems like she’s another fetterman or Sinema! 🗳️Adul El-Sayed Senate💙💙💙💙💙💙
this is someone who seems to delusionally believe that has a big constituency which will follow her in opposition to the party nominee. the more likely outcome, i think, is that people decide this is sour grapes from a loser
Haley Stevens says she is endorsing Mike Rogers for the U.S. Senate
November 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
So glad she lost in our primary, seems like she’s another fetterman or Sinema! 🗳️Adul El-Sayed Senate💙💙💙💙💙💙
Hailey Steven’s is a traitor to the party & our children’s future. She saw Republican corruption and incompetence. She NEVER cared abt Michigan.
VOTE💙DEMOCRATS for ADUL EL SAYED💙
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VOTE💙DEMOCRATS for ADUL EL SAYED💙
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November 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Hailey Steven’s is a traitor to the party & our children’s future. She saw Republican corruption and incompetence. She NEVER cared abt Michigan.
VOTE💙DEMOCRATS for ADUL EL SAYED💙
@metrotimes.com @usatoday.com @usmayors.org @nytimes.com @houstonchronicle.com @ms.now @cnn.com @democrats.senate.gov
VOTE💙DEMOCRATS for ADUL EL SAYED💙
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1926? Did he mean 2026 the current year.
Also Haley Stevens still pretending she represents Jews is interesting since she is white Protestant. I’m assuming Jim Clyburn told her to stop talking about black people back when she tried to ratfuck Adul on Thursday.
Also Haley Stevens still pretending she represents Jews is interesting since she is white Protestant. I’m assuming Jim Clyburn told her to stop talking about black people back when she tried to ratfuck Adul on Thursday.
November 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
1926? Did he mean 2026 the current year.
Also Haley Stevens still pretending she represents Jews is interesting since she is white Protestant. I’m assuming Jim Clyburn told her to stop talking about black people back when she tried to ratfuck Adul on Thursday.
Also Haley Stevens still pretending she represents Jews is interesting since she is white Protestant. I’m assuming Jim Clyburn told her to stop talking about black people back when she tried to ratfuck Adul on Thursday.
Vote ADUL 4 Michigan 💙🇺🇸🌊💙
October 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Vote ADUL 4 Michigan 💙🇺🇸🌊💙
LINE OF THE MIDTERMS
“I’ll go through a metal detector if you sit through a lie detector”
Adul El Sayed to Trump
“I’ll go through a metal detector if you sit through a lie detector”
Adul El Sayed to Trump
October 30, 2026 at 8:46 PM
LINE OF THE MIDTERMS
“I’ll go through a metal detector if you sit through a lie detector”
Adul El Sayed to Trump
“I’ll go through a metal detector if you sit through a lie detector”
Adul El Sayed to Trump
If you're supportive of your kid you don't have to point it out. Just like men saying they're alpha doesn't make them alpha. Aduls parents are also very supportive and were. Adul was captain of his football team, I just feel everything right wingers say is projection of their insecurities.
November 1, 2026 at 4:18 AM
If you're supportive of your kid you don't have to point it out. Just like men saying they're alpha doesn't make them alpha. Aduls parents are also very supportive and were. Adul was captain of his football team, I just feel everything right wingers say is projection of their insecurities.
Mike Rogers is OUT OF TOUCH! Go back to your corrupt Florida swamp.
We love MICHIGAN universities, football and democracy. We💗Adul El Sayed.
Go VOTE💙
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We love MICHIGAN universities, football and democracy. We💗Adul El Sayed.
Go VOTE💙
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....dude, he played football lol
Mike Rogers: "It's Abdul's birthday today, on Halloween. So we thought, wouldn't it be nice if we got him a gift basket? A football because he thinks football is toxic masculinity! We hope he gains some appreciation for what we love right here in Michigan. Fireworks! Bc he said he hates fireworks"
October 31, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Mike Rogers is OUT OF TOUCH! Go back to your corrupt Florida swamp.
We love MICHIGAN universities, football and democracy. We💗Adul El Sayed.
Go VOTE💙
@metrotimes.com @woodtv8.bsky.social @wxyzdetroit.bsky.social
@myupnow.bsky.social @ms.now
We love MICHIGAN universities, football and democracy. We💗Adul El Sayed.
Go VOTE💙
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He is one of the “Big 3” establishment candidates and Nancy Pelosi has already showed she doesn’t really like El-Sayed, but Clyburn has since endorsed El-Sayed and flown out to campaign on his behalf in Michigan despite most of the Establishment still dunking on Adul. Obama is also pushing El-Sayed.
November 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
He is one of the “Big 3” establishment candidates and Nancy Pelosi has already showed she doesn’t really like El-Sayed, but Clyburn has since endorsed El-Sayed and flown out to campaign on his behalf in Michigan despite most of the Establishment still dunking on Adul. Obama is also pushing El-Sayed.
#SantaMarta | El hallazgo generó preocupación entre quienes transitaban por el sector. Hasta el momento no se conocen las circunstancias que rodearon la muerte.
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November 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
#SantaMarta | El hallazgo generó preocupación entre quienes transitaban por el sector. Hasta el momento no se conocen las circunstancias que rodearon la muerte.
analisisurbano.org/noticia/adul...
analisisurbano.org/noticia/adul...
Dean Gloster, our co-editor for Spoon Knife 12 (Bounce) has a new blog post up.
"That’s the best way to dodge the trap of adulthood: Neoteny, which is to retain lifetime curiosity, playfulness, a desire for creative expression..."
yaoutsidethelines.blogspot.com/2026/10/adul...
"That’s the best way to dodge the trap of adulthood: Neoteny, which is to retain lifetime curiosity, playfulness, a desire for creative expression..."
yaoutsidethelines.blogspot.com/2026/10/adul...
Adulting, Misconceived by Dean Gloster
When my brother Mark is asked, “Where did you grow up?” he answers, “I never grew up.” Dear reader, Mark is in his 60s. ...
yaoutsidethelines.blogspot.com
November 2, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Dean Gloster, our co-editor for Spoon Knife 12 (Bounce) has a new blog post up.
"That’s the best way to dodge the trap of adulthood: Neoteny, which is to retain lifetime curiosity, playfulness, a desire for creative expression..."
yaoutsidethelines.blogspot.com/2026/10/adul...
"That’s the best way to dodge the trap of adulthood: Neoteny, which is to retain lifetime curiosity, playfulness, a desire for creative expression..."
yaoutsidethelines.blogspot.com/2026/10/adul...
Arf! Arf! Aren't we lucky to be rid of Haley Stevens?!
LBD rides with Adul
El-Sayed. We don't need any more turncoats. Good riddance! Snap! 🐾
LBD rides with Adul
El-Sayed. We don't need any more turncoats. Good riddance! Snap! 🐾
November 2, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Arf! Arf! Aren't we lucky to be rid of Haley Stevens?!
LBD rides with Adul
El-Sayed. We don't need any more turncoats. Good riddance! Snap! 🐾
LBD rides with Adul
El-Sayed. We don't need any more turncoats. Good riddance! Snap! 🐾
I misread JD’s comments. My eyes saw “He’s a FINE guy”.
Adul El Sayed is fine!
Trump and JD spend a lot of time evaluating other men’s bodies.
Adul El Sayed is fine!
Trump and JD spend a lot of time evaluating other men’s bodies.
This is the happiest JD has looked since IKEA launched its fall couch collection.
October 30, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I misread JD’s comments. My eyes saw “He’s a FINE guy”.
Adul El Sayed is fine!
Trump and JD spend a lot of time evaluating other men’s bodies.
Adul El Sayed is fine!
Trump and JD spend a lot of time evaluating other men’s bodies.
Trump worries abt crowd size or compares how big things are. He’s jealous of others.
Adul said, you can’thelp what you’ve been endowed with😆
Trump’s afraid of successful men👉🏼Obama, LeBron, Madani, Adul.
Trump’s afraid Adul may be president
@metrotimes.com @usmayors.org @cnn.com @nytimes.com @ms.now
Adul said, you can’thelp what you’ve been endowed with😆
Trump’s afraid of successful men👉🏼Obama, LeBron, Madani, Adul.
Trump’s afraid Adul may be president
@metrotimes.com @usmayors.org @cnn.com @nytimes.com @ms.now
October 27, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Trump worries abt crowd size or compares how big things are. He’s jealous of others.
Adul said, you can’thelp what you’ve been endowed with😆
Trump’s afraid of successful men👉🏼Obama, LeBron, Madani, Adul.
Trump’s afraid Adul may be president
@metrotimes.com @usmayors.org @cnn.com @nytimes.com @ms.now
Adul said, you can’thelp what you’ve been endowed with😆
Trump’s afraid of successful men👉🏼Obama, LeBron, Madani, Adul.
Trump’s afraid Adul may be president
@metrotimes.com @usmayors.org @cnn.com @nytimes.com @ms.now
LINE OF THE MIDTERMS
“I’ll go through a metal detector if you sit through a lie detector”
Adul El Sayed to Trump
“I’ll go through a metal detector if you sit through a lie detector”
Adul El Sayed to Trump
October 30, 2026 at 8:46 PM
LINE OF THE MIDTERMS
“I’ll go through a metal detector if you sit through a lie detector”
Adul El Sayed to Trump
“I’ll go through a metal detector if you sit through a lie detector”
Adul El Sayed to Trump
Oh, well that's simple then. All we need to do is talk it out like adul-
October 30, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Oh, well that's simple then. All we need to do is talk it out like adul-