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November 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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November 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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if your advertisement strategy is mass follows i really hope that you start coughing up sand
October 31, 2026 at 9:04 PM
if your advertisement strategy is mass follows i really hope that you start coughing up sand
Advertisement for Philips Autoradio (mid-1950's).
November 1, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Advertisement for Philips Autoradio (mid-1950's).
Here's a foldout that came with Gunpla back on then!
November 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Here's a foldout that came with Gunpla back on then!
this small business owner is hanging out her shingle
November 2, 2026 at 6:04 AM
this small business owner is hanging out her shingle
OK, but a commercial that says “we can’t buy bananas because of the Jews” it’s maybe a bad advertisement that no candidate should support
But that fight in MI needs to happen. You are talking about Haley Steven’s, her fiancée and El Sayd over funding for Israel, right? The unending support for Israel without strings needs to end. When our Allies do crap that should be against our morals, we need to rethink that support.
October 31, 2026 at 10:31 PM
OK, but a commercial that says “we can’t buy bananas because of the Jews” it’s maybe a bad advertisement that no candidate should support
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October 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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October 29, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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It’s like a living, breathing corporate advertisement
November 2, 2026 at 4:30 PM
It’s like a living, breathing corporate advertisement
Not gonna post anything this week besides a Patreon advertisement that I will get to working on soon...
November 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Not gonna post anything this week besides a Patreon advertisement that I will get to working on soon...
October 31, 2026 at 7:56 PM
You would not need to stage a metaphor if you had actual achievements you could feature.
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
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November 2, 2026 at 11:47 PM
You would not need to stage a metaphor if you had actual achievements you could feature.
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
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Best advertisement for a Flipper I've seen yet
October 31, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Best advertisement for a Flipper I've seen yet
I got a fortune cookie with an online gambling advertisement. Kill it with fire.
November 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I got a fortune cookie with an online gambling advertisement. Kill it with fire.
Epstein Democrats are loud and proud, lying about what their own candidates are saying in every debate and advertisement.
October 31, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Epstein Democrats are loud and proud, lying about what their own candidates are saying in every debate and advertisement.
In DC, went for a walk and saw advertisement for Seattle, I am from Seattle 🤣😆.
October 30, 2026 at 1:10 AM
In DC, went for a walk and saw advertisement for Seattle, I am from Seattle 🤣😆.
Ooooooooooo, 10/10 advertisement.
November 2, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Ooooooooooo, 10/10 advertisement.
AI could never make an advertisement this good
October 29, 2026 at 2:51 AM
AI could never make an advertisement this good
my current favorite line from an advertisement is "find out today if you're already a victim"
November 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
my current favorite line from an advertisement is "find out today if you're already a victim"
Kraft is making cinnamon roll Mac & Cheese.
Everyone else: Eeew weird!
Me: Oh, how Renaissance! Toss in some chicken & almonds and you could serve that at a papal coronation banquet!
Adventures in historic cooking…
Everyone else: Eeew weird!
Me: Oh, how Renaissance! Toss in some chicken & almonds and you could serve that at a papal coronation banquet!
Adventures in historic cooking…
November 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Kraft is making cinnamon roll Mac & Cheese.
Everyone else: Eeew weird!
Me: Oh, how Renaissance! Toss in some chicken & almonds and you could serve that at a papal coronation banquet!
Adventures in historic cooking…
Everyone else: Eeew weird!
Me: Oh, how Renaissance! Toss in some chicken & almonds and you could serve that at a papal coronation banquet!
Adventures in historic cooking…
Somebody go with me
October 31, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Somebody go with me
10/10 advertisement, too
November 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
10/10 advertisement, too