If Jeff Bezos can afford to rent Venice for a $50 million wedding, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.
June 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If Jeff Bezos can afford to rent Venice for a $50 million wedding, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.
Odd, how we can’t afford to give Americans healthcare, but we can afford to drop $200,000,000,000 on Argentina with a moment’s notice.
September 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Odd, how we can’t afford to give Americans healthcare, but we can afford to drop $200,000,000,000 on Argentina with a moment’s notice.
Upon celebrating 250yrs
America has become the Killing Fields
Americans can't afford groceries
Americans can't afford Gas
Americans can't afford Rent
Americans can't afford Healthcare
But America can Afford To Fight A War for Billions and Billions of Dollars
Happy Birthday America 🇺🇲
America has become the Killing Fields
Americans can't afford groceries
Americans can't afford Gas
Americans can't afford Rent
Americans can't afford Healthcare
But America can Afford To Fight A War for Billions and Billions of Dollars
Happy Birthday America 🇺🇲
July 27, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Upon celebrating 250yrs
America has become the Killing Fields
Americans can't afford groceries
Americans can't afford Gas
Americans can't afford Rent
Americans can't afford Healthcare
But America can Afford To Fight A War for Billions and Billions of Dollars
Happy Birthday America 🇺🇲
America has become the Killing Fields
Americans can't afford groceries
Americans can't afford Gas
Americans can't afford Rent
Americans can't afford Healthcare
But America can Afford To Fight A War for Billions and Billions of Dollars
Happy Birthday America 🇺🇲
Cool story but when are we going to afford beef again?
September 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Cool story but when are we going to afford beef again?
pro tip: if you can afford to blow $250 million on a losing campaign in Wisconsin, you can afford to pay a 90% top tax margin
April 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
pro tip: if you can afford to blow $250 million on a losing campaign in Wisconsin, you can afford to pay a 90% top tax margin
Most New Yorkers can’t afford childcare.
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Most New Yorkers can’t afford childcare.
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
Can’t afford eggs…that’s weird.
Seems like there's some kind of disconnect here. 🤨
January 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Can’t afford eggs…that’s weird.
If Elon Musk can afford to pay people to look at your taxes, he can afford to start paying his own.
February 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If Elon Musk can afford to pay people to look at your taxes, he can afford to start paying his own.
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
March 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
DEAR RESTAURANTS: Your servers are not volunteers. If you can't afford to pay them more than 2.13% of what you charge, you can't afford to run a business. Thank you!
May 11, 2026 at 2:02 PM
DEAR RESTAURANTS: Your servers are not volunteers. If you can't afford to pay them more than 2.13% of what you charge, you can't afford to run a business. Thank you!
If you can afford $97.4 billion to buy OpenAI, you can afford to pay your fair share of taxes.
February 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If you can afford $97.4 billion to buy OpenAI, you can afford to pay your fair share of taxes.
Billionaires who can afford to go to Mars are billionaires who can afford to be taxed like Eisenhower did.
January 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Billionaires who can afford to go to Mars are billionaires who can afford to be taxed like Eisenhower did.
This is why you can't afford RAM anymore
January 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
This is why you can't afford RAM anymore
CEO pay is up 1,094% since 1978, while worker pay is up just 26%.
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
September 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
CEO pay is up 1,094% since 1978, while worker pay is up just 26%.
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
We’d prefer to be able to afford groceries.
September 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
We’d prefer to be able to afford groceries.
Richest guy in the world telling us we can’t afford to have our government fund cancer research.
March 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Richest guy in the world telling us we can’t afford to have our government fund cancer research.
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
A teacher should be able to afford a home in the richest, most powerful country in the world.
September 24, 2026 at 1:07 AM
A teacher should be able to afford a home in the richest, most powerful country in the world.
CEO pay is up 1,085% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 24%.
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
July 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
CEO pay is up 1,085% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 24%.
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
What's the point of being rich if you can't afford to do the right thing.
January 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What's the point of being rich if you can't afford to do the right thing.
August 5, 2026 at 2:16 PM