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Man Living In Most Affluent Country In World History Has Nerve To Complain About Being Homeless
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March 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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From a bored and affluent middle class who wanted another season of reality TV.
I just want to say for the record that when the history books are written centuries from now, I believe the election of Donald Trump in a free and fair election in 2024 will go down as one of the most senseless and self-destructive own goals in human history
February 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
From a bored and affluent middle class who wanted another season of reality TV.
More than half of the pundits and pollsters are fairly affluent white dudes with these kinds of blinders:
November 3, 2024 at 7:59 PM
More than half of the pundits and pollsters are fairly affluent white dudes with these kinds of blinders:
turns out when you tell your affluent liberal customer base to go fuck itself enough times they start to notice
Tesla is no longer selling the majority of new EVs registered in California
Tesla Slumps Below 50% Share of California’s Electric Car Market
Tesla Inc. is no longer selling the majority of new electric cars registered in California, the state that accounts for almost a third of all zero-emission vehicle purchases in the US.
www.bloomberg.com
April 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
turns out when you tell your affluent liberal customer base to go fuck itself enough times they start to notice
Why Won’t Farmers Rebel Against Trumponomics? Because They’re Rich.
The majority of “family farmers” aren’t working-class strivers. They’re affluent, politically connected businessmen who know when their next bailout is coming.
The majority of “family farmers” aren’t working-class strivers. They’re affluent, politically connected businessmen who know when their next bailout is coming.
Why Won’t Farmers Rebel Against Trumponomics? Because They’re Rich.
The majority of family farmers aren’t working-class strivers. They’re affluent, politically connected businessmen who know when their next bailout is coming.
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September 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Why Won’t Farmers Rebel Against Trumponomics? Because They’re Rich.
The majority of “family farmers” aren’t working-class strivers. They’re affluent, politically connected businessmen who know when their next bailout is coming.
The majority of “family farmers” aren’t working-class strivers. They’re affluent, politically connected businessmen who know when their next bailout is coming.
It's legit surreal to see this many white affluent homeowners demanding "Equity."
May 23, 2026 at 6:29 PM
It's legit surreal to see this many white affluent homeowners demanding "Equity."
New Forbes Research reveals travel has overtaken luxury vehicles as the top status symbol for mass affluent Americans, with 59% citing it as their primary marker of success.
For The Mass Affluent, Travel Is A Major Status Symbol
New Forbes Research reveals travel has overtaken luxury vehicles as the top status symbol for mass affluent Americans, with 59% citing it as their primary marker of success.
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September 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
New Forbes Research reveals travel has overtaken luxury vehicles as the top status symbol for mass affluent Americans, with 59% citing it as their primary marker of success.
there are a lot of affluent (and not so affluent) liberals in this country who are very angry and don’t know how to properly direct that anger and Disney gave them a very easy target
something for the next big corp that wants to bend the knee to consider
something for the next big corp that wants to bend the knee to consider
SCOOP / UPDATE — Disney saw more than 1.7 million total paid streaming cancelations during the period 9/17-9/23, a Disney source confirms to me. The total includes Disney+, Hulu and ESPN.
NEW — I wrote about my confirmed scoop from last night that Disney hastened Kimmel's return because of a planned Disney+ streaming price increase announcement coming on Tuesday:
September 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
there are a lot of affluent (and not so affluent) liberals in this country who are very angry and don’t know how to properly direct that anger and Disney gave them a very easy target
something for the next big corp that wants to bend the knee to consider
something for the next big corp that wants to bend the knee to consider
neighborhood so affluent the owls say “Whom?”
April 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
neighborhood so affluent the owls say “Whom?”
Society has tolerated, even rewarded, freaking pacifically worshiped affluent amoral selfishness for too long now. 🙁
September 24, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Society has tolerated, even rewarded, freaking pacifically worshiped affluent amoral selfishness for too long now. 🙁
Ah, that magic moment when the affluent meet the effluent
May 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Ah, that magic moment when the affluent meet the effluent
Airlines may not be able to rely on affluent travelers to buoy demand for much longer, according to recent industry reports.
High-Income Americans Are Trimming Holiday Travel Plans—A Potential Early Warning For Airlines
Airlines may not be able to rely on affluent travelers to buoy demand for much longer, according to recent industry reports.
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November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Airlines may not be able to rely on affluent travelers to buoy demand for much longer, according to recent industry reports.
The dude who does Subway Takes grew up in an affluent suburbs of Saint Paul, MN!
May 22, 2026 at 5:29 PM
The dude who does Subway Takes grew up in an affluent suburbs of Saint Paul, MN!
I strongly suspect members of the media arrived at this conclusion largely because a disproportionate share of them are from or reside in MAHA-adjacent affluent communities.
It's incredibly weird that folks have convinced themselves that the Covid vaccines - which had an ~82^% take up rate - were unpopular.
Wow. New NBC poll finds 78% support vaccines, including 72% of independents and 67% of Republicans.
As I keep trying to argue, Democrats should polarize the shit out of the vaccine/public health debate. Make people take sides. It will split Republicans and MAGA.
See this:
As I keep trying to argue, Democrats should polarize the shit out of the vaccine/public health debate. Make people take sides. It will split Republicans and MAGA.
See this:
September 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I strongly suspect members of the media arrived at this conclusion largely because a disproportionate share of them are from or reside in MAHA-adjacent affluent communities.
I would add it’s so incredibly hard to get in this kind of legal trouble when you’re an affluent white man with very powerful friends…. Trump had to work to get here.
April 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I would add it’s so incredibly hard to get in this kind of legal trouble when you’re an affluent white man with very powerful friends…. Trump had to work to get here.
Affluent white men, usually are the children of affluent white men, as such the force of entitlement runs deep. To have been issued even a warning either formally by an actual HR professional or informally by colleagues is an insult they were not raised to appreciate.
July 8, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Affluent white men, usually are the children of affluent white men, as such the force of entitlement runs deep. To have been issued even a warning either formally by an actual HR professional or informally by colleagues is an insult they were not raised to appreciate.
Exploring affluent/pushover almond mom and lazy overfed daughter relationship dynamic
January 25, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Exploring affluent/pushover almond mom and lazy overfed daughter relationship dynamic
Was this statement made considering our rates of murder, assault, and employment and housing discrimination? Or do you think all trans people are affluent children throwing a tantrum?
Well, “we will drag you all down with us”, when lots of folks are facing even more danger today than the trans community is from Talarico Dems (how about those being held in concentration camps, sent to Eswatini or Gitmo, or killed by ICE?), is kind of being an asshole according to my worldview.
September 20, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Was this statement made considering our rates of murder, assault, and employment and housing discrimination? Or do you think all trans people are affluent children throwing a tantrum?
From rejecting a minimum wage increase to catering to affluent voters, @aoc.bsky.social calls for a reckoning within the Democratic Party.
January 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
From rejecting a minimum wage increase to catering to affluent voters, @aoc.bsky.social calls for a reckoning within the Democratic Party.
Build a high-income/high-price electric vehicle in which the core market is affluent liberals. Then go full Nazi and try to overthrow the government. Solid marketing move.
March 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Build a high-income/high-price electric vehicle in which the core market is affluent liberals. Then go full Nazi and try to overthrow the government. Solid marketing move.
With the caveat that we don't know how long this is gonna go, "modern Disney built a profit strategy around cruises and parks that only affluent suburbanites can afford" and "affluent suburbanites are increasingly diehard libs" are two facts that could end up being chekhov's gun and bullet.
September 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
With the caveat that we don't know how long this is gonna go, "modern Disney built a profit strategy around cruises and parks that only affluent suburbanites can afford" and "affluent suburbanites are increasingly diehard libs" are two facts that could end up being chekhov's gun and bullet.
The next Democratic president will encounter significant challenges and must demonstrate assertiveness, unlike previous administrations. It is crucial to pursue accountability for those involved and their affluent supporters in the aftermath of the Trump era.
April 18, 2026 at 7:46 AM
The next Democratic president will encounter significant challenges and must demonstrate assertiveness, unlike previous administrations. It is crucial to pursue accountability for those involved and their affluent supporters in the aftermath of the Trump era.
sorry but a person who owes $500K on a house is almost definitionally affluent
December 17, 2024 at 4:16 PM
sorry but a person who owes $500K on a house is almost definitionally affluent